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Magical_felix
Posted: Friday, July 19, 2013 10:30:42 PM

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Cupcakemountain wrote:

Why do guys jack off?


Why do guys take a shit?





drbulldog
Posted: Friday, July 19, 2013 11:45:52 PM

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For the same reasons men climb mountians. Cause its there. dancenude
simplyjohn
Posted: Saturday, July 20, 2013 9:51:29 AM

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omg ... to relieve stress .. to have that great moment of physical pleasure whilst thinking of someone one would wish to have real sex with .. to use up a box of tissues that are close to the Use By Date ...
captainkirkland
Posted: Saturday, July 20, 2013 12:24:57 PM

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I don't want to pay for a shakeweight. Nutbag
DikDango
Posted: Saturday, July 20, 2013 12:42:44 PM

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to shoot my muck!

Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 20, 2013 8:31:50 PM

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To scratch an itch.
waynes42
Posted: Saturday, July 20, 2013 10:07:12 PM

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it feels good
Jack_42
Posted: Sunday, July 21, 2013 12:14:34 AM

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matt55 wrote:
After reading all of the responses, which would be my response as well, I would like it if cupcakemountain came in and explained a little further. It seems like we are missing something here.


Yes I'm more interested in asking the above question than answering the thread question - especially the bit ''I just don't get it''.
CleverFox
Posted: Sunday, July 21, 2013 9:16:56 AM

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Because sex may be good but it just isn't the real thing.

(Thank you Adam Carolla.)

Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 21, 2013 2:39:03 PM

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Target practice, i like to line up bottles and try to knock them over with my shots.Regaeman Man
Tammy_Nguyen_77
Posted: Sunday, July 21, 2013 2:48:14 PM

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Anyone notice the opening poster is never seen in this topic again?

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Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 21, 2013 4:39:31 PM

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it feels so good and makes up for the lack of sex that I get from home from my wife.
coguy
Posted: Sunday, July 21, 2013 4:44:39 PM

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Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
Of Sexual Arousal

Jack rubbed and rubbed
Shot his cum
And Jill kept
Cumming after

JordanMan09
Posted: Monday, July 22, 2013 1:27:38 PM

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roflmao.......seriously
SereneProdigy
Posted: Monday, July 22, 2013 2:01:46 PM

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Glad this made you laugh... I'm still not sure what's permitted to post and where.

I guess this is inappropriate for Ask the Gals, right?

At the very worst, people will share a good laugh until a moderator removes it.

Sorry if that offended anybody.



WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, July 22, 2013 3:27:10 PM

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SereneProdigy wrote:
Glad this made you laugh... I'm still not sure what's permitted to post and where.

I guess this is inappropriate for Ask the Gals, right?

At the very worst, people will share a good laugh until a moderator removes it.

Sorry if that offended anybody.


I wasn't laughing at the cartoon, Mr. Prodigy. It belongs in the Hardcore section of the forum. Read up on some site rules and you'll figure what is allowed to be posted where.

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
SereneProdigy
Posted: Monday, July 22, 2013 3:54:25 PM

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WellMadeMale wrote:


I wasn't laughing at the cartoon, Mr. Prodigy. It belongs in the Hardcore section of the forum. Read up on some site rules and you'll figure what is allowed to be posted where.

Sorry for the misunderstanding. It's been edited and removed.

I've honestly read all the terms and conditions, even before joining LushStories, and I'm still confused about some of its content. I'll read it thoroughly again, for sure.

"I am entering this website because it has adult content. I do not find adult content offensive or objectionable. I believe that as an adult I have the right to choose what I see and read, and I am choosing to enter this adult website to view adult content."



HK4167
Posted: Monday, July 22, 2013 11:17:19 PM

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Same reason why girls finger themselves, to reach orgasms.

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delsmith
Posted: Wednesday, July 24, 2013 12:29:32 PM

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Speaking for myself, I have needs and feelings not being fulfilled by a female body so things have to be taken into my own hands so to speak. Beyond that it feels incredible especially when listening to an author read.

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 24, 2013 7:03:27 PM

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Cupcakemountain wrote:
Nutbag Why?
Why do guys jack off??
I mean, come on guys, i just don't get it!



Really...this is a question? Ah...the answer is the same as why a dog licks his balls...because he can! It's not a coincidence my arms and hands are the perfect length....Whistle
1lush
Posted: Thursday, July 25, 2013 7:59:49 AM

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Well the list could have lots of reasons, but personally I'm still young enough to enjoy sex and sometimes there isn't anyone around to help. So I take matters into my own hands.
MadMartigan
Posted: Thursday, July 25, 2013 8:17:27 AM

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Cupcakemountain wrote:
Nutbag Why?
Why do guys jack off??
I mean, come on guys, i just don't get it!



Ashward95
Posted: Thursday, July 25, 2013 8:19:54 AM

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Echelon91 wrote:
stress relief, headache cure, boredom, horny, feels good, saw my neighbors side boob and just had to. the list is endless!
this is the best answer yet!
screwloose
Posted: Saturday, July 27, 2013 12:05:53 AM

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if i don,t... my eyes start to bulge and i,m afraid one day they will fall out... hehe
roymunson101
Posted: Saturday, July 27, 2013 6:58:23 AM

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There is only so much a man's balls can stand.
adeleeve
Posted: Saturday, July 27, 2013 8:05:38 AM

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Because they can lol

Barrone
Posted: Wednesday, July 31, 2013 8:59:54 PM

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Cuz Blue Balls Suck!!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:36:04 PM

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Cupcakemountain wrote:
Nutbag Why?
Why do guys jack off??
I mean, come on guys, i just don't get it!


I think it was Woody Allen who already answered your question when he said, "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
pricklypear
Posted: Thursday, August 01, 2013 12:46:46 AM

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in retrospect, the OP is either a troll or hasn't reached puberty yet.

i'm hoping on the former.

because a kid on here would be messed up. :/
tentigo4u
Posted: Thursday, August 01, 2013 2:41:19 AM

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To cum! Simple!
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