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sprite
Posted: Thursday, August 08, 2013 10:32:42 AM

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Magical_felix wrote:


You don't want me to see? Like, wear a blindfold? Kinky.


totally weak. you're not only not in my league, you're not even in the same sport, Puto-Gato.

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
Magical_felix
Posted: Thursday, August 08, 2013 11:40:42 AM

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Liz wrote:
Wait, so this doesn't have anything to do with guys sticking their cocks in tubs of Häagen-Dazs? scratch



That sounds more fun on paper, trust me. Once you realize how cold the ice cream feels, it's a rather limp endeavor.



TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Thursday, August 08, 2013 12:13:22 PM

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I always thought of myself as Nutella instead of vanilla.

Sprite's not the only one that likes to get inspiration from the grocery store... drunken

Magical_felix
Posted: Thursday, August 08, 2013 1:11:05 PM

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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:
I always thought of myself as Nutella instead of vanilla.

Sprite's not the only one that likes to get inspiration from the grocery store... drunken


Sex with you is like this?




D:



TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Thursday, August 08, 2013 2:39:27 PM

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Magical_felix wrote:


Sex with you is like this?




D:


You have issues with a little Nutella?

Really?

This coming from a guy that said he would fuck a melon until he split it. Nutbag

SereneProdigy
Posted: Thursday, August 08, 2013 4:58:45 PM

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Liz wrote:
Wait, so this doesn't have anything to do with guys sticking their cocks in tubs of Häagen-Dazs? scratch


So many LULZ in this thread! Can't stop laughing...



Once upon a time, in a kingdom filled with lush stories...






Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 08, 2013 6:24:17 PM

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Vanilla Sex is 'SEX' that involves no twists or kinkiness, and no S&M. Basically plain regular sex. Typically sweet and happy and very lovey-dovey.
Magical_felix
Posted: Thursday, August 08, 2013 6:57:43 PM

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SereneProdigy wrote:

So many LULZ in this thread! Can't stop laughing...



Once upon a time, in a kingdom filled with lush stories...




Did you just call me a bitch?



SereneProdigy
Posted: Thursday, August 08, 2013 7:35:04 PM

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Magical_felix wrote:


Did you just call me a bitch?


No... you're the one calling Sprite "Bitch".



TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Thursday, August 08, 2013 7:58:33 PM

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SereneProdigy wrote:

No... you're the one calling Sprite "Bitch".


Don't worry too much about Jack. He's feeling a little "sensitive" today.

Did sprite ever get him his Midol?

Magical_felix
Posted: Thursday, August 08, 2013 10:27:10 PM

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SereneProdigy wrote:


No... you're the one calling Sprite "Bitch".


I didn't come close to calling her a bitch, but ok.

She is a bit of a dumbass though.



Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 08, 2013 11:40:56 PM

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adagio wrote:
its what my granny and uncle grand pa do when they take out their teeth and gum graham crackers


Boy, they've got you fooled don't they...lol.
Liz
Posted: Friday, August 09, 2013 1:51:42 AM

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SereneProdigy wrote:

So many LULZ in this thread! Can't stop laughing...


I need to find a cartoon character :)

Who wants to help me out?


Magical_felix
Posted: Friday, August 09, 2013 2:02:58 AM

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Liz wrote:


I need to find a cartoon character :)

Who wants to help me out?






Liz
Posted: Friday, August 09, 2013 2:08:50 AM

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Magical_felix wrote:




And that is why I like you :)


SereneProdigy
Posted: Friday, August 09, 2013 4:13:09 AM

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Quote:
And that is why I like you :)


I thought I could help you out on that one, but then saw that pic and completely went : OOOOUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!! NICCEEE!!!



Liz
Posted: Friday, August 09, 2013 4:37:58 AM

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SereneProdigy wrote:


I thought I could help you out on that one, but then saw that pic and completely went : OOOOUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!! NICCEEE!!!


I have bigger boobs icon_biggrin


SereneProdigy
Posted: Friday, August 09, 2013 6:50:56 AM

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Liz wrote:


I have bigger boobs icon_biggrin


Okay, I'll add a few Us and Es then...

OOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!! NICCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!


I'd better not get myself too excited though, or I'll have to cool myself into that Haagen-Dazs tub. PSSHHHH...



angieseroticpen
Posted: Friday, August 09, 2013 8:56:09 AM

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It is absolutely disgusting and perverted.

I mean sex with ice cream............. I ask you!

“When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.”
Magical_felix
Posted: Friday, August 09, 2013 11:41:53 AM

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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:


This coming from a guy that said he would fuck a melon until he split it. Nutbag


I forgot to reply to this.

That melon was asking for it. That's all I'll say on the subject.



Dani
Posted: Friday, August 09, 2013 12:46:16 PM

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Magical_felix wrote:


I forgot to reply to this.

That melon was asking for it. That's all I'll say on the subject.


Asking for it?! What does that even mean? It was a fucking MELON! JFC! This is by far the sickest thing you've ever said, Felix. My goodness. Nothing ever ASKS to be split open...especially a melon. Where does it end for you? Seriously! I am utterly appalled. angry7

















God it was hard to type this with a straight face



Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

Magical_felix
Posted: Friday, August 09, 2013 12:52:55 PM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:


Where does it end for you?


It ended when the melon split in half and I shook the seeds of my fucking dick.

Fuck with me and get split.

Split in half.




















bustyreadhead
Posted: Friday, August 09, 2013 3:03:35 PM

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vanilla sex was a one-hit wonder porn star from the early 90s. he tried to break through as the first "authentic white" big-black-cock genre star. he claimed to have grown up in the ghetto, but it was later revealed he was raised in a white texas suburb.

his one big hit was a porno entitled "sex, sex baby."
TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Friday, August 09, 2013 8:22:56 PM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:

God it was hard to type this with a straight face


Now you know why I laugh all the time.



Mini melons Whistle



SereneProdigy
Posted: Saturday, August 10, 2013 2:24:03 AM

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Magical_Felix wrote:
It ended when the melon split in half and I shook the seeds of my fucking dick.

Fuck with me and get split.

Split in half.


Dude, I think a picture of your last orgy leaked on the internet.





Magical_felix
Posted: Saturday, August 10, 2013 2:34:09 AM

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I only fuck with cantaloupes not watermelons you fucking fools.

LOL

Keep up.

Jack likes the retarded little cantaloupes.



Magical_felix
Posted: Saturday, August 10, 2013 3:01:04 AM

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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:


Now you know why I laugh all the time.



Mini melons Whistle



Don't make this thread about your titties.

Hella conceited.

blah5



TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Saturday, August 10, 2013 5:10:06 PM

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Magical_felix wrote:

Don't make this thread about your titties.

Hella conceited.

blah5


Sorry. I'll remember that for the next time.

This thread is all about you. My apologies. Lfunny


I guess that would make Magical Felix *gasp*

... Vanilla

Dangerous_Intentions
Posted: Saturday, August 10, 2013 5:54:50 PM

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Vanilla Sex...


As one post noted its different things to different people. I define it as a man or women that has never really been comfortable with their own sexuality. For that reason, they are timid... not comfortable in their own skin...like the lights off......have never experienced the joy of oral....kissed passionately.. or felt intense when lying skin to skin.

If your not comfortable in your skin, then it becomes vanilla when its a on top position only. Its vanilla when you overthink of how you will look or sound during sex. Its vanilla, when you have never cum, but fail to realize its mainly due to you being uptight.

Vanilla to me is the lack of passion.... creativity....not understanding your body... and or what you like and don't like..

Vanilla is sex that's expected.....boring.... quick...one sided...planned.... and predictable.

1nfinitesexuallity
Posted: Saturday, August 10, 2013 5:55:36 PM

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Well I use to have this partner that only liked having sex in missionary or her on top aka cowgirl... to me that was considered vanilla..
but for me with the proper partner vanilla sex can mean a lot of things.. I love kissing my partner from head to toe every inch of her body is made mine just by my kiss..
to me that's as vanilla as I will possibly ever get but I'm still young. for the most side most of my partners have enjoyed a rough fuck :) and as always ladies always finish first.

P.S. I do enjoy using toys handcuffs and what not on myself and on my potential partners, it just makes it that much more enjoyable.
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