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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, August 19, 2009 4:19:16 AM

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I didn't realize so much thought went into this. I am a righty in all things but use the left for "supporting services." Shhh
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Posted: Wednesday, August 19, 2009 5:54:23 AM

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Catnip wrote:
I prefer 4 hands...
*whistles and walks away*


ooo smart cookie

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Posted: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 2:58:04 PM

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Okay, I write, throw, and shoot my pistols with my right hand. I type, golf, and shoot my rifles and shotguns with both hands at once. When I'm handling my manly business, I can go either way, or both ways at once... it all depends. Sometimes it feels better right-handed, sometimes left. Sometimes you just have to get both hands on that fucker...

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Posted: Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:39:31 AM

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As any Knight of old could tell you, there is a reason why we shake hands with our 'right' hand and not the left, regardless of ethnicity/religion, and it is for that reason that, although I am right-handed, I choke my snake with my left.

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Posted: Thursday, September 03, 2009 5:06:00 AM

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I never realised this topic could be so interesting when I thought of this question.
I write with my right hand, type with both hands, and depending what mood I'm in I get off with my right hand and sometime both if i'm getting in a frenzy.
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Posted: Thursday, September 03, 2009 2:08:42 PM

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Being left-handed, I tend to do all the "important" things with that hand, and since masturbation is one of most "important" things I can do, I always use that hand. Actually, I can't think of anything else where which hand I use is of any concern.
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Posted: Wednesday, October 07, 2009 6:36:24 AM

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i like to use both hands
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Posted: Thursday, March 18, 2010 4:01:03 PM

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I'm sure there must be some new guys that haven't seen this old posting. icon_biggrin
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Posted: Thursday, March 18, 2010 4:51:26 PM

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HoneyBee000 wrote:
I'm sure there must be some new guys that haven't seen this old posting. icon_biggrin

lol
I'm not quite new but hadn't seen this thread before.
I'm a lefty in everything I do and used to jerk off with my left hand too. Used to because at some point I switched to using my right hand. I sometimes do switch back to left or use both hands but mostly use my right hand.

Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.
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Posted: Thursday, March 18, 2010 5:25:12 PM

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I'm a switch-hitter, I use both...jerk free-sexy-smileys-947 jerkit free-sexy-smileys-947 isjda
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Posted: Thursday, March 18, 2010 8:15:53 PM

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Use the other hand to have a different partner.
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Posted: Sunday, March 21, 2010 9:40:49 PM

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Opposite. Write right, play left.
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Posted: Sunday, March 21, 2010 10:33:58 PM

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lol at topic, anyways for me its right hand on the keyboard and left in the lap at all times lol.
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Posted: Monday, March 22, 2010 3:01:50 PM

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CyberRenegade wrote:
lol at topic, anyways for me its right hand on the keyboard and left in the lap at all times lol.


ha ha nice one haha lol
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Posted: Monday, March 22, 2010 3:50:46 PM

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Both because the nutz get lonly as well.....lol
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Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 8:26:46 PM

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I think with my right hand and entertain with my left.
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Posted: Thursday, April 22, 2010 3:11:18 AM

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Through much practice...Whistle ... I have managed to learn to use the mouse efficiently with my left hand.

All Ima gonna say is... It's turned out to be a valuable skill. :D
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Posted: Thursday, April 22, 2010 3:14:34 AM

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MrNudiePants wrote:
Okay, I write, throw, and shoot my pistols with my right hand. I type, golf, and shoot my rifles and shotguns with both hands at once. When I'm handling my manly business, I can go either way, or both ways at once... it all depends. Sometimes it feels better right-handed, sometimes left. Sometimes you just have to get both hands on that fucker...


A man after my own heart. hello1
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Posted: Thursday, April 22, 2010 10:32:06 AM

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When I'm not going hands-free, I most often use the left hand for jacking - right hand for everything else. This way I can use the mouse and the joystick at the same time.

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Posted: Thursday, April 22, 2010 12:20:16 PM

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Maximillion wrote:
Through much practice...Whistle ... I have managed to learn to use the mouse efficiently with my left hand.

All Ima gonna say is... It's turned out to be a valuable skill. :D


I love this answer haha laughing2
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Posted: Sunday, April 25, 2010 6:49:11 PM

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roccotool wrote:
Use the other hand to have a different partner.


sit on both hands till they numb .....
THEN YOU HAVE TWIN SISTERS
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Posted: Monday, April 26, 2010 3:04:05 PM

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I generally use my right to write and masturbate, but I have recently been able to go hands free orgasm with the new toy of mine. And it is Very Fun (yes, it even deserves capitals). Lwinking

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Posted: Monday, May 03, 2010 7:52:02 AM

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Write with right hand and use it to pleasure myself but I use both hands to pleasure her.
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Posted: Tuesday, May 04, 2010 3:45:05 PM

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I just realised this weekend that though I grew up using my right, and for the past few years not really noticing, I now prefer in most situations to use my left. I seem to get a little better friction on the head with my left thumb... Or is that saying too much?

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Posted: Wednesday, May 05, 2010 10:44:26 AM

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Posted: Wednesday, May 05, 2010 10:48:48 AM

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Right hand for everything, although I'm like Maximillion. I can effectively use the mouse left-handed.

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Posted: Wednesday, May 05, 2010 3:20:28 PM

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I tend to use whichever hand is the "handiest".
which is both hands (sometimes at the same time!)
whenever masturbating or fingering a girl....

So, I guess I'm a "Switch Hander"
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Posted: Thursday, May 06, 2010 3:41:34 PM

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right handed, but I use my left. Doesn't feel right shaking someone's hand with the same hand I masturbate with.

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KrrraaazzzyGuy
Posted: Saturday, May 15, 2010 10:50:20 PM

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Well I'm ambidextrous, but I usually use my right.

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Firatex
Posted: Friday, May 28, 2010 10:27:01 PM

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Like Krrraaazzzy, I too am ambidextrous. I have learned how to type one handed and use a mouse pretty well with either hand. So for me it just depends on which I feel like using that time.
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