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Guest
Posted: Friday, August 23, 2013 7:32:48 AM

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TEACH ME
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 23, 2013 11:18:22 AM

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You're on an erotic stories site... Read the stories here, that might help, but the basic premise is: guy gets erection, inserts erection into your vagina, thrusts, jiggles it about a bit, hopefully makes you orgasm, good guys finish last, he keeps going, comes, pulls out. Congratulations, you've just had sex, not exactly good sex, but sex nevertheless.
simplyjohn
Posted: Friday, August 23, 2013 12:09:55 PM

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um I think ^^^^ about sums it up .. I really cant add anything else .. its been so very long.
kiera
Posted: Friday, August 23, 2013 12:58:13 PM

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Yep I agree with you SJ how longs it been for you now Embarassed

Well said GingerKitty kekekegay
simplyjohn
Posted: Friday, August 23, 2013 1:09:10 PM

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You really do not want me to answer that KK .... remember I would be honest ...

edit - that was whispered .. nobody else can see that ok
Poppet
Posted: Friday, August 23, 2013 2:29:44 PM

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GingerKitty wrote:
You're on an erotic stories site... Read the stories here, that might help, but the basic premise is: guy gets erection, inserts erection into your vagina, thrusts, jiggles it about a bit, hopefully makes you orgasm, good guys finish last, he keeps going, comes, pulls out. Congratulations, you've just had sex, not exactly good sex, but sex nevertheless.


Gee, Squishie, this has me so turned on. Now we all know your secrets. xP

A Few Of My Favourites

Oral – Audio - Eating Of My Pussy
Erotic Poem - Audio - Sucking Cock
Reluctance – Masturbating Slut Exposed
Exhibitionism - Audio - Afternoon Park Delights
Masturbation - Audio - Recommended Read - Phone Sex
Masturbation - Audio - Recommend Read - Two AM Orgasms
Supernatural – Audio – Recommended Read - My Life As A Genie
Fenwick
Posted: Friday, August 23, 2013 3:05:25 PM

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How to have sex at work (for inquiring minds)..Pint Drunk



Tell me, who was it you left me for? Was it Laszlo, or were there others in between? Or - aren't you the kind that tells?


Fenwick
Posted: Friday, August 23, 2013 3:12:45 PM

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Homer Simpson gets laid..Or How Homey does it..Funny shit..



Tell me, who was it you left me for? Was it Laszlo, or were there others in between? Or - aren't you the kind that tells?


trinket
Posted: Saturday, August 24, 2013 4:15:21 AM

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Lustyrose4u
Posted: Sunday, August 25, 2013 7:59:02 PM

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1) Remove clothes
2) lay on your back
3) Invite significant other to join you.

"When its too kinky for everybody else, its just gettin' good for me."
(Kinky Freedman)
keoloke
Posted: Sunday, August 25, 2013 10:35:55 PM

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Just sex? Ok.

A) Just the way you are in the pic enter in a questionable bar

B) Fill glass with a strong one. Drink it!

C) Eye a man or woman (you pick) as you do in pic


Relax, you're DONE. They'll take care of the rest.




p.s. a kiss to Bali from me.

Practice Happiness, it is a choice

Life is simple; we are what we eat and what we read. Talk is not much needed.
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