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TexDrifter
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 2:31:34 AM

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Ladies, you played so nice on the last one of these, that I thought I'd give it another shot...

Who is most likely to make you shiver, quiver, and wanna deliver?...

...a Cop?

...a Fireman?

...a Lawyer?

...a Doctor?

...a Construction Worker?

...a Teacher?

All other factors equal, which one of these guys is most likely to push your little slut button? I wanna know what your dream dude does to pay for all those romantic getaways (tropical beaches, upscale restaurants, and classy cars ain't cheap) you keep fantasizing him into?...Gimme the which, the why and the whoa that's fuckin' hot!!(brief fantasy or description of why you want your panties in his teeth)...please stick to the list, though, otherwise there are just too many options and there's no way to determine a winner...very important to have a winner.

C'mon ladies, I got money riding on this one and I know you'll choose correctly clapping ...Have fun, play nice and if you think it's too racy to share, spice it up a couple notches and throw it out there...

I'm a hired gunslinger,Sexual ringer,
And I've set my sights on you.
A smooth operator,Gentle persuader,
Sultry sense of humor, too.
I'm a sly disarmer,Silver-tongued charmer,
So content to be your pawn.
A sweet-talkin' slayer,Warm hearted player,
Guaranteed to turn you on.
[
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/gunslinger.aspx
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 4:10:15 AM

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Construction workers turn me on, ripped jeans,little vest with no shirt, hmmmm
When I see them on the road I just want them to pull me out of my car and
have their way with me, running their rough hands all over my body and fucking me silly
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 4:10:23 AM

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Guest
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 8:02:25 AM

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Of course you know it's not all about the uniform right? We do look for fickle things like personality, charm, common interests etc?

IF I had to choose solely based on a uniform, it would be cop. Don't ask me why because I'm not sure myself.dontknow
Mazza
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 8:06:01 AM

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I do have a cop friend who handcuffed me this one time... Holy mother of god!! Ha ha, didn't even know I had that kink!

I do like a man in uniform, but it's about more than that...

It's what's inside, right? ;)
CurlyGirly
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 8:12:23 AM

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Since I enjoy a bit of bondage and domination, I will go with a cop with handcuffs.

I was going to say I also like the idea of a burly construction worker, but now I have a Village People 3some going on in my mind. Embarassed



Mazza wrote:
I do have a cop friend who handcuffed me this one time... Holy mother of god!! Ha ha, didn't even know I had that kink!

I do like a man in uniform, but it's about more than that...

It's what's inside, right? ;)


You mean it's what's deep inside you, right?? evil4



It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



Guest
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 8:34:13 AM

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A tall man in a suit, his brief case full of painful surprises.... I would take the lawyer every time.

I picture him in a three piece suit, jacket unbuttoned and being held open by his hands on his waist. His zipper is down with just his cock and balls out. He would never pull his pants down or even undo his belt, I am not worth the hassle. I am merely the office slut who does her rounds during the lunch hour. I am addicted to his cock in particular and it hurts that some days he would rather jerk off into his waste can, than bother to call me into his office. He keeps me where I belong, and that is at his beckon call.

The whole man in a suit is a new thing for me. I have always been enthralled by dirty hard working men. Since joining Lush I've found a whole new species of men. They have cocks AND brains... Who-da-thunk!?
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 8:51:40 AM

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I'll take the construction worker and I hope he wants to play rough with me. I can always use a good hard pounding .
Mazza
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 8:52:29 AM

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CurlyGirly wrote:
Since I enjoy a bit of bondage and domination, I will go with a cop with handcuffs.

I was going to say I also like the idea of a burly construction worker, but now I have a Village People 3some going on in my mind. Embarassed





You mean it's what's deep inside you, right?? evil4


Oh how well you know me!!!
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 8:54:31 AM

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Jessica_Heart wrote:
A tall man in a suit, his brief case full of painful surprises.... I would take the lawyer every time.

I picture him in a three piece suit, jacket unbuttoned and being held open by his hands on his waist. His zipper is down with just his cock and balls out.

The whole man in a suit is a new thing for me. Since joining Lush I've found a whole new species of men. They have cocks AND brains... Who-da-thunk!?



WAIT!.......I suppose it's too late to change my mind? love10

TxPrincess
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 10:08:47 AM

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I had so many thoughts......but I think a lawyer......you never know when you are gonna be in that position that you will need an assist in court for indecent exposure.

So hell I want my lawyer to be a DA.......oh probably too specific...but what the hell I am a Princess so I can change the rules RIGHT....


Kisses,

The Resident Princess

overmykneenow
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 11:16:20 AM

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Shame this isn't a poll but I'll be fascinated to see the responses - how women choose long and short term partners.

Cop - Pro: position of authority - Con: conformist and unbending
Fireman - Pro: fulfils basic masculine protector role - Con: lack of ambition, probably alcoholic
Lawyer - Pro: Rich - Con: Arsehole
Doctor - Pro: Respected - Con: Spends all day with his fingers up someone else's arse
Construction worker - Pro: Bit like your Dad - Con: Bit like your Dad
Teacher - Pro: Wants to help you grow - Con: Hangs around with young girls all day

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TexDrifter
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 11:39:56 AM

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trinket wrote:
Of course you know it's not all about the uniform right? We do look for fickle things like personality, charm, common interests etc?

IF I had to choose solely based on a uniform, it would be cop. Don't ask me why because I'm not sure myself.dontknow


I said all other things equal...which would include personality, charm, common interests and even a buncha et cetera......



I'm a hired gunslinger,Sexual ringer,
And I've set my sights on you.
A smooth operator,Gentle persuader,
Sultry sense of humor, too.
I'm a sly disarmer,Silver-tongued charmer,
So content to be your pawn.
A sweet-talkin' slayer,Warm hearted player,
Guaranteed to turn you on.
[
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/gunslinger.aspx
Mazza
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 11:43:11 AM

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overmykneenow wrote:
Shame this isn't a poll but I'll be fascinated to see the responses - how women choose long and short term partners.

Cop - Pro: position of authority - Con: conformist and unbending
Fireman - Pro: fulfils basic masculine protector role - Con: lack of ambition, probably alcoholic
Lawyer - Pro: Rich - Con: Arsehole
Doctor - Pro: Respected - Con: Spends all day with his fingers up someone else's arse
Construction worker - Pro: Bit like your Dad - Con: Bit like your Dad
Teacher - Pro: Wants to help you grow - Con: Hangs around with young girls all day


Could it be edited to be a poll by Tex?
overmykneenow
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 11:48:43 AM

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Mazza wrote:


Could it be edited to be a poll by Tex?


True - he could also change the title to "Which one of the Village People do you fancy?"




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crazydiamond
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 12:02:59 PM

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overmykneenow wrote:
Shame this isn't a poll but I'll be fascinated to see the responses - how women choose long and short term partners.

Cop - Pro: position of authority - Con: conformist and unbending
Fireman - Pro: fulfils basic masculine protector role - Con: lack of ambition, probably alcoholic
Lawyer - Pro: Rich - Con: Arsehole
Doctor - Pro: Respected - Con: Spends all day with his fingers up someone else's arse
Construction worker - Pro: Bit like your Dad - Con: Bit like your Dad
Teacher - Pro: Wants to help you grow - Con: Hangs around with young girls all day


Where's the "Computer Geek" option?

bunny

Guest
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 12:14:35 PM

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crazydiamond wrote:


Where's the "Computer Geek" option?

bunny
coffee Nurse would have been an interesting option. Or, maybe not.
Mazza
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 12:39:11 PM

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overmykneenow wrote:


True - he could also change the title to "Which one of the Village People do you fancy?"




Oh I don't fancy any of them

1nympholes
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 1:03:22 PM

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Hot guys come from all job classes. If he is a dockworker , or a physicain or a maybe even a surf bum he could be just the guy I was looking for.






The girl who started early at this game of sexual pleasure, This girl that never seems to get as much as she wants, at least from the right people. But now certainly the woman that will test all the paths of pleasure with you.
TexDrifter
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 1:57:36 PM

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overmykneenow wrote:


True - he could also change the title to "Which one of the Village People do you fancy?"




Decent idea....but I have a feeling with this crew they'd get distracted and burst into an impromptu karaoke version of YMCA....and totally screw the lyrics up. It's like riding a chicken and herding cats in here...lol


I'm a hired gunslinger,Sexual ringer,
And I've set my sights on you.
A smooth operator,Gentle persuader,
Sultry sense of humor, too.
I'm a sly disarmer,Silver-tongued charmer,
So content to be your pawn.
A sweet-talkin' slayer,Warm hearted player,
Guaranteed to turn you on.
[
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/gunslinger.aspx
TxPrincess
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 2:27:46 PM

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Hold your damn horses.....are you calling us chickens and cats....that is just wrong

We may have pussys and some maybe called Kitten, but cats.

And most of us can eat chickens for breakfast.

So be nice.......sign5

TexDrifter wrote:


Decent idea....but I have a feeling with this crew they'd get distracted and burst into an impromptu karaoke version of YMCA....and totally screw the lyrics up. It's like riding a chicken and herding cats in here...lol




overmykneenow
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 2:43:47 PM

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TxPrincess wrote:
Hold your damn horses.....are you calling us chickens and cats....that is just wrong

We may have pussys and some maybe called Kitten, but cats.

And most of us can eat chickens for breakfast.

So be nice.......sign5



Would you care for some cock?


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TxPrincess
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 2:46:44 PM

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overmykneenow wrote:


Would you care for some cock?


I got some thanks......but a nice pussy would be a bonus

Dancing_Doll
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 2:47:15 PM

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Assuming all things are the same (age/looks/personality), I've ranked them in order of sex appeal. If the lawyer isn't a prosecutor though, I'd put him in #2 behind the doctor. :)

1. Lawyer
2. Doctor
3. Cop
4. Fireman
5. Teacher
6. Construction Worker


TexDrifter
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 2:59:21 PM

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[quote=TxPrincess]Hold your damn horses.....are you calling us chickens and cats....that is just wrong

We may have pussys and some maybe called Kitten, but cats.

And most of us can eat chickens for breakfast.

So be nice.......sign5



Would it soften the blow if one of the cats has a tiara?...

I'm a hired gunslinger,Sexual ringer,
And I've set my sights on you.
A smooth operator,Gentle persuader,
Sultry sense of humor, too.
I'm a sly disarmer,Silver-tongued charmer,
So content to be your pawn.
A sweet-talkin' slayer,Warm hearted player,
Guaranteed to turn you on.
[
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/gunslinger.aspx
bookworm02
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 3:13:12 PM

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Fireman damn they make me hot
Milly
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 3:22:15 PM

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Slutsharon wrote:
Construction workers turn me on, ripped jeans,little vest with no shirt, hmmmm
When I see them on the road I just want them to pull me out of my car and
have their way with me, running their rough hands all over my body and fucking me silly


Hehe, see, when I think of construction workers they're these large, middle aged pasty men with their tops of, beer guts out and are usually wolf-whistling at you when you walk down the street or making some lewd comment (and not doing any work). evil4
TxPrincess
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 3:35:11 PM

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TexDrifter wrote:
[quote=TxPrincess]

Would it soften the blow if one of the cats has a tiara?...


OMG have we meet.....you seem to get me.......tiaras always help....

bustyreadhead
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 3:40:26 PM

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"It's like riding a chicken and herding cats in here..."

is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Nikki703
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 5:08:00 PM

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Who is most likely to make you shiver, quiver, and wanna deliver?...

Now Let's See

...a Cop? Most cops I know are either control freaks, arrogant or both

...a Fireman? Not big on uniforms but he has a shot

...a Lawyer? Well, he's a lawyer..................enough said

...a Doctor? See Cop

...a Construction Worker? I do like guys who work with their hands

...a Teacher? Don't want someone correcting my grammar every minute.

So if I have to choose Ill go

#1 - Construction Worker

#2 - Fireman

#3 - Lelo!! HAHA

If you only would have added Musician or Athlete!! HAHA
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