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TxPrincess
Posted: Friday, September 06, 2013 5:11:55 PM

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RKC wrote:
It sparkles like your eye when I know you want to do naughty things
Going from pink to purple like your lips as the blood rushes to them as you get ready for excitement


Getting comfy on your lap to watch Ajax and Trinket have there little show...

TexDrifter
Posted: Friday, September 06, 2013 10:59:25 PM

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Hmmm... So far I count seven ladies in the room. Most of whom have yet to flirt with anyone. I'm liking the clown's chances.

Ajax and Trinket, thanks for playing!! Was beginning to think this boondoggle was a complete wasted effort.

So far Trinket has the lead with the only true flirt on the thread.

Princess, sorry but no hometeam advantages on this one. Gonna have to drag your favorite Prince in here and show me something interesting to get in the running...or just choose one of the peasant boys already here, whatever you're into.

I'll be a little scarce for the weekend, but I'll try to check in from time... Yall have fun

I'm a hired gunslinger,Sexual ringer,
And I've set my sights on you.
A smooth operator,Gentle persuader,
Sultry sense of humor, too.
I'm a sly disarmer,Silver-tongued charmer,
So content to be your pawn.
A sweet-talkin' slayer,Warm hearted player,
Guaranteed to turn you on.
[
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/gunslinger.aspx
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 08, 2013 1:28:07 PM

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TxPrincess wrote:


Getting comfy on your lap to watch Ajax and Trinket have there little show...
C'mon baby Lwinking I'll show you around.
TexDrifter
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 1:15:24 PM

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Poppet wrote:
I'm not a fan of clowns, but... I happen to LIKE your avatar.

Thanks, Doll....looks like it is gonna be staying...and I REALLY like your avatarlove10

I'm a hired gunslinger,Sexual ringer,
And I've set my sights on you.
A smooth operator,Gentle persuader,
Sultry sense of humor, too.
I'm a sly disarmer,Silver-tongued charmer,
So content to be your pawn.
A sweet-talkin' slayer,Warm hearted player,
Guaranteed to turn you on.
[
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/gunslinger.aspx
TexDrifter
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 1:25:48 PM

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lisad83 wrote:
The clown is not the sexiest avatar I have seen. I have seen worse. But when I see TexDrifters avatar, I know it's him, and I see past the avatar to the awesome guy I know he really is. Hmmm..What a suck-up I am :)

Sweet....completely fulla shit, but sweet. Thank you so much, Lisa....but sucking up won't win the competition...I have confidence in ya though...and I dare ya to dazzle the rest of us with your second try....L46

I'm a hired gunslinger,Sexual ringer,
And I've set my sights on you.
A smooth operator,Gentle persuader,
Sultry sense of humor, too.
I'm a sly disarmer,Silver-tongued charmer,
So content to be your pawn.
A sweet-talkin' slayer,Warm hearted player,
Guaranteed to turn you on.
[
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/gunslinger.aspx
Poppet
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 3:02:24 PM

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TexDrifter wrote:
Thanks, Doll....looks like it is gonna be staying...and I REALLY like your avatarlove10


I think you should keep it, it makes you, you. How many other clowns are we going to see here on Lush? Rock it out, Tex.

And thank you, Embarassed I really like mine as well.

LYFBUZ
Posted: Friday, September 13, 2013 7:56:15 PM

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Innocent clown for hire, does imaginative tricks with clown nose and oversize shoes.....

Ladies?
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 10:32:21 AM

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Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 2:05:45 PM

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trinket wrote:



Rough as a pineapple babe evil4 Not so sure about this Ringmaster thing though.... but yeah babycakes... you do take my breath away and make my heart pound....

Wanna come over to my house and play "Poke the Ringmaster with the pineapple?" mmmmmmmm you know you wanna drunken



OH MY!!!!!! love10 Now I know!!! i'm gonna have to do more than just 'sample' that Aussie passionfruit cheesecake. naka On my way, my sweet. beat_deadhorse Giddy up!!! Gluefactory!!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 6:19:23 PM

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happy1
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 17, 2013 12:54:35 AM

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 17, 2013 3:03:31 AM

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trinket wrote:


OMFG I can't stop laughing at "Gluefactory" lol.


Sample? If you're coming over here, you can have the whole cake sweetheart.... but It's going to be a PINEAPPLE one! evil4

Now come over here sweetcheeks, I wanna ride that thing! But first you can send that horse to the gluefactory




YEA!!!! YOU!!! Shook me all night long. t1517 Are your walls still shakin ?
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 17, 2013 5:43:57 AM

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Liz
Posted: Tuesday, September 17, 2013 6:06:26 AM

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Poppet wrote:


I think you should keep it, it makes you, you. How many other clowns are we going to see here on Lush? Rock it out, Tex.

And thank you, Embarassed I really like mine as well.


I like your avatar too. Best picture I ever took.

Fancy doing one without the panties? ;)


Liz
Posted: Tuesday, September 17, 2013 6:14:30 AM

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trinket wrote:

Well I'm not sure I have any cotton candy Sweetcakes, I exfoliated and depilitoriated yesterday so I'll have to check, but if I don't, I'll get some, and I'll share love10


I'll whisk you over by private jet.
My airline's called Flying Unicorn.
Licking my lips at the thought of Trinket,
And I filming steamy lesbian porn.




Poppet
Posted: Tuesday, September 17, 2013 8:42:42 AM

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Liz wrote:
I like your avatar too. Best picture I ever took.

Fancy doing one without the panties? ;)


I'm here without my panties on as we speak, best time to do it. *Wiggles my bum at you*

Fancy making it a nice shade of pink before we start?

Nikki703
Posted: Tuesday, September 17, 2013 8:43:29 AM

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trinket wrote:



Giant glow stick? Tightrope? drunken Now you're speaking my language evil4 Bring it on Sweetikins.


Giant Glow Stick? Well I have a toy that sort of glows in the dark, Id love to share it with you!!
Nikki703
Posted: Tuesday, September 17, 2013 8:46:32 AM

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Liz wrote:


I'll whisk you over by private jet.
My airline's called Flying Unicorn.
Licking my lips at the thought of Trinket,
And I filming steamy lesbian porn.



MMMMMMMMMMM, Id love to stroke your beautiful red hair as we eat delicious cupcakes!!
sprite
Posted: Tuesday, September 17, 2013 8:59:32 AM

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Trinket dragged me into this... apparently she's hot for me, which i understand. *clear throat, looks at all the 'offerings, zeros in on Liz* is that a strap on in your leather trousers, or are you just happy to see me?

seriously, i'm married. i don't know HOW to flirt anymore. Embarassed angel7

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
Soleillalune
Posted: Tuesday, September 17, 2013 9:01:47 AM

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TexDrifter wrote:
Hmmm... So far I count seven ladies in the room. Most of whom have yet to flirt with anyone. I'm liking the clown's chances.

Ajax and Trinket, thanks for playing!! Was beginning to think this boondoggle was a complete wasted effort.

So far Trinket has the lead with the only true flirt on the thread.

Princess, sorry but no hometeam advantages on this one. Gonna have to drag your favorite Prince in here and show me something interesting to get in the running...or just choose one of the peasant boys already here, whatever you're into.

I'll be a little scarce for the weekend, but I'll try to check in from time... Yall have fun


Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 17, 2013 9:37:42 AM

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CurlyGirly
Posted: Tuesday, September 17, 2013 9:45:25 AM

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As usual, flirting with the man with claws.

If he were sitting across the room from me, I would love to slide my hand up my skirt. As I caught his eye, I would spread my legs and start stroking my pussy through my panties. Once my panties were nice and wet, I would slip them off and toss them over to him.

Gosh, I suck at flirting. Do you think that's too subtle? evil4




It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



sprite
Posted: Tuesday, September 17, 2013 9:49:15 AM

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trinket wrote:



Don't drag me into this Missy Her Royal Beautiful Spriteness with Beautiful Blonde Hair.... *curtsy's* (sp?)

You wandered aimlessly around the forums and found this thread on your own! confused5

Oh I see how it is! give Trinks the flick and zone in on Lizzy! Well I'm sorry Spritey, Liz and I are busy!


it's true, though. she sent me naughty pictures and everything. Whistle


http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
jeremiahbull
Posted: Tuesday, September 17, 2013 10:00:58 AM

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As usual I'm chasing Soleil. Looks like she wants to flirt. Let's see who she flirts with.

Americanheart
Posted: Tuesday, September 17, 2013 10:18:36 AM

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You look like an angel, you must be from heaven

Americanheart
Posted: Tuesday, September 17, 2013 10:18:38 AM

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You look like an angel, you must be from heaven

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 17, 2013 10:42:07 AM

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TexDrifter
Posted: Tuesday, September 17, 2013 11:51:27 AM

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Soleillalune wrote:

Forget what you were gonna say, Doll?...

I'm a hired gunslinger,Sexual ringer,
And I've set my sights on you.
A smooth operator,Gentle persuader,
Sultry sense of humor, too.
I'm a sly disarmer,Silver-tongued charmer,
So content to be your pawn.
A sweet-talkin' slayer,Warm hearted player,
Guaranteed to turn you on.
[
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/gunslinger.aspx
TexDrifter
Posted: Tuesday, September 17, 2013 12:06:02 PM

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Joined: 8/2/2013
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Due to the sudden, inexplicable interest in the thread, I'll leave the contest open until midnight on the 21st.... After that, you're just flirting for fun. So far I count a dozen or so flirtatious femmes....ok, I count like two or three that have given flirtation a real shot, but I count about a dozen females who have accidentally wandered in. Still a long way from meeting the parameters of the contest, so good luck!!!

CurlyGirly is in the lead, but Liz and Poppet are close behind. Doesn't matter much because the clock is ticking and we're not even halfway to the number of flirts required to make the contest legit.




I'm a hired gunslinger,Sexual ringer,
And I've set my sights on you.
A smooth operator,Gentle persuader,
Sultry sense of humor, too.
I'm a sly disarmer,Silver-tongued charmer,
So content to be your pawn.
A sweet-talkin' slayer,Warm hearted player,
Guaranteed to turn you on.
[
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/gunslinger.aspx
TexDrifter
Posted: Tuesday, September 17, 2013 12:09:31 PM

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Joined: 8/2/2013
Posts: 173
Location: United States
CurlyGirly wrote:



As usual, flirting with the man with claws.

If he were sitting across the room from me, I would love to slide my hand up my skirt. As I caught his eye, I would spread my legs and start stroking my pussy through my panties. Once my panties were nice and wet, I would slip them off and toss them over to him.

Gosh, I suck at flirting. Do you think that's too subtle? evil4

Funny how perception works...in your eyes you suck at flirting, but in mine, you just blew everyone else outta the water!!! You're in the lead, Curly...nyuck nyuck nyuck...(sorry, couldn't resist the Three Stooges ref.)

I'm a hired gunslinger,Sexual ringer,
And I've set my sights on you.
A smooth operator,Gentle persuader,
Sultry sense of humor, too.
I'm a sly disarmer,Silver-tongued charmer,
So content to be your pawn.
A sweet-talkin' slayer,Warm hearted player,
Guaranteed to turn you on.
[
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/gunslinger.aspx
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