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insomniac
Posted: Tuesday, June 12, 2007 6:50:03 PM

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http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/

Check out this one in particular ROFLMAO:

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Jill Kelly Love Doll

"Quality" mannequin head with open mouth which sucks and vibrates. Her vagina is removable for easy cleaning, made from super-soft "senso" material for a tight fit.

Total openings: three.

Jill Kelly claims she had the opportunity to fuck Bruce Willis one evening, but he had an attitude problem and she changed her mind.
SusanEngland
Posted: Tuesday, June 12, 2007 11:01:48 PM

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Never laughed so much in all my life. Truly fascinating research !!!

I suppose all of the dolls echo the old, old, comment "who looks at the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire."

I've never seen blow up dolls before, thanks for widening my education insomniac !!
nicola
Posted: Wednesday, June 13, 2007 5:54:56 AM

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Ohmygod!!! I've seen some obscure things in my time, but this is hilarious d'oh!

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The Gladiator

Russell Crowe never looked better. Inflatable vinyl male love doll with 7-inch vibrating penis and vibrating, rotating tongue.

Permanently open mouth. Pocket anal opening in rear. Cock is 7 inches long, 1.5 inches wide, and 5.25 in circumference. Requires 3 C batteries.
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