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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 3/25/2010
Posts: 39
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Granted. But the day and night go by double fast.
I wish to get rid of my headache.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,178
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Granted , but the pain relief medication makes your head explode.
I wish for nothing.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/19/2009
Posts: 267
Location: Roanoke, United States
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Granted. The entire multiverse has been erased and you now foat in the spaceless void with no body, only an idea of yourself, for the rest of time.
I wish for an idea for a wish.
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 7/31/2009
Posts: 605
Location: between fantasy & reality, United Kingdom
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Granted, your mind floods with zillions of bloody amazing ideas, unfortunately your brain overloads and you lose your memory. I wish for a day of undisturbed sunshine….
 *story* *Film The Next Scene*  *Available at Amazon.com*
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 3/25/2010
Posts: 39
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Granted, but it's so bright you go blind.
I wish I didn't have to get out of bed today.
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 12/23/2009
Posts: 13
Location: Illinois
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granted
but you are tied to to the bed and kept on the edge of orgasms for hours and hours....
I wish I could get a pedicure.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2007
Posts: 1,987
Location: The Tundra, United States
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Granted, but you arrived a half hour late after a sex session. Lucky for you, the lady who normally does your pedi understands why and hooks you up with a mani, too. I wish for a chocolate parfait.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/19/2009
Posts: 267
Location: Roanoke, United States
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Granted. The first bite you take gives you an instant explosive orgasm right there in the middle of the resturant. But only the first bite does that...  I wish for a Greek Goddess to be my plaything.
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
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Rank: Constant Gardener
Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 9,517
Location: Cakeland, United States
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You got Hera for a day, but Zeus discovered you were trying to pet her peacock, and now you get to answer to him. He's got a few lightening bolts with your name on them. I'd still like to fondle some tits. ( I can see where this might lead )
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 97
Location: In a world, half way between fantasy and reality,
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Granted, but they belong to a zombie porn star. Good luck with that one. I wish I had my driver's license already.
Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,178
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Granted, but you may drive from noon till 12:05 pm only
I wish for a chocolate malt
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 3/25/2010
Posts: 39
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granted, but after you take the first drink it disappears.
I wish it wasn't raining.
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 97
Location: In a world, half way between fantasy and reality,
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Granted, you have an earthquake instead. I wish that I could go to a Blackmore's Night concert.
Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,178
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Your wish comes true... only you're stuck in the back, can't see anything, and you're surrounded by drunk teens throwing up.
I wish for a girl to pop out of my birthday cake in May! (I know I'm inviting trouble with this one :P )
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/5/2010
Posts: 2,644
Location: Island of tranquility
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Granted, your sweet ninety-two year old granny will jump out of your cake. Bonus she will be wearing pasties, and a sexy red thong!   I wish for someone to make me one of my favorite meals.
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 3/25/2010
Posts: 39
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Granted, but it's burnt black.
I wish I could go to the beach.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,178
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grated but it's filled with hungry sharks.
I wish i can be with the sweet woman i love and be able to talk to her personally and be with her.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/5/2010
Posts: 2,644
Location: Island of tranquility
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Granted, and because I'm feeling romantic right now, I will not do anything to wreck you wish.
I wish to have Fritzies pic (the one with the heart on the lips) as my avatar.
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 1/29/2010
Posts: 97
Location: Washington
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Granted, but you have to steal it from her and once she finds out she stops talking to you. Its only until you take it down that she starts talking to you again.
I wish coworkers were smart enough to understand how a simple key check form was supposed to be filled out...
(Yes I'm talking about an idiot coworker of mine.)
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 7/31/2009
Posts: 605
Location: between fantasy & reality, United Kingdom
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Granted, all of a sudden your co-workers become breathtakingly super smart. But one of them outshines you and gets that promotion instead. I wish for the phrase ‘I am out of the running’ to be taken in and understood….
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,178
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Granted but you are know " out of the running " yourself.
I would wish for a billion dollars but I`m not that greedy, all I want is to be debt free.
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 97
Location: In a world, half way between fantasy and reality,
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Granted, but you now own nothing. I wish I knew if things were ok with my friends....
Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,178
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Granted, yes every thing is ok with your friends and things have never been better for them, since they stopped being friends with you.
I wish to be part of a lush orgy.
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Rank: Constant Gardener
Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 9,517
Location: Cakeland, United States
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Cool... Let's play catch. You're catching...Scooter, Shameless, Al, Rumple, CharlieB, Stuart, Alan, Damon and I are pitching. Nicola and Alissa are filming. We're calling it Bukkake vs. Jack Part I Fluffers are the hot ladies of Lush...we are some fortunate fellows. You, not so.  I wish I had a bigger cock. At least another two inches to match the two I have now.
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/5/2010
Posts: 2,644
Location: Island of tranquility
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Granted, you have a bigger cock. It is neon pink, with realistic veins, cherry scented, and runs on a couple of AA's.
I wish I had the house to myself a little more often.
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 1/29/2010
Posts: 97
Location: Washington
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Granted, but you keep getting hounded by door to door salesman, Mormon prechers, girls scouts ect and never have a minute to sit down.
I wish for this weekend not to suck.
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 3/25/2010
Posts: 39
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Granted, it's an amazing week-end but it stays Monday for the rest of your life after.
I wish my dog felt better.
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Rank: Constant Gardener
Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 9,517
Location: Cakeland, United States
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I brushed him, fed him and hooked him up with Stuart. He's so happy he ran off. With Stu. A blow job would be nice right now.
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,178
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You didn`t wish for one so you have to do it yourself.
I wish every day would be perfect.
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 97
Location: In a world, half way between fantasy and reality,
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Granted, every day is perfect, but every night causes destruction and terror to all. I wish that I wasn't addicted to salt.... >.>
Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
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