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Well Good morning to you hollyB What will you have??
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Congrats Old Dong! lol
I'll have a daquiri first thing this morning- hittin' it hard!
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oh shameless give me anything to drink I so need it. ooops wait I think Algol gave me Baily's that I love
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here you are Ladies ,, it seems as if Rump is busy in his office ,, and not watching the bar ,,, So.,, I guess I'll be pouring for awhile now.
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shameless009 wrote:here you are Ladies ,, it seems as if Rump is busy in his office ,, and not watching the bar ,,, So.,, I guess I'll be pouring for awhile now. Rump had a bit to much last night I told him to sleep. mmmmm just love the Baily's Rump I think it is time to wake up now
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shameless009 wrote:Oh. .. Zara. ,, I have been meaning to inquire of thee ,, and Sir I most humbly beseech thee to tell this poor of heart soujourner (who soothsayeth thee) ..??? Lo! The poor sojourner has inquired that most fundamental and time-immortal question- what is Truth? Whefore art doth thy wisdom originate, you ask? A wiser man than I might live 600 years and have nary a resolution to this most pressing quandary, here I am , a humble prophet and scholar, older still, yet I sense the desperation in thy quivering tone: a weathered soul yearning for Truth and Light, a weary traveler waiting for that most glorious of peaceful destinations- or perhaps just another drunk like me, waiting for his next drink and the next piece of hot ass to walk by. Oh how Brother Zarathustra loves that hot ass. In these most troubling and confusing of times, Brother Shameless, devoid of clear wisdom and simple rights and wrongs, one must seek solace in the little moments, for therein lies your wisdom. Precious moments such as the first drag off of the day's joint, or a splif should the Brother's sheckles fall short of a full dime bag. Moments such as the harlot from two streets over agreeing to perform bareback coitus after weeks of cajoling. Moments like realizing that that four score new anal vids have just been added to your favorite free porn site, a bountiful find indeed, for repeated late night tugging on thy blessed phallus! For unless one can rejoice in the little triumphs, mundane as they may be- especially if the Brother's ED problem arises in bed with a local street woman, as I experienced in Nazarene last eve- then one has no hope of reaching that most heavenly of places- true enlightenment! Rejoice in the worldly endeavors- for this is truly our Maker's world, and take pleasure in shouting his name when the fruits of thy sexual labors come rushing forth! Thus spoke Zarathustra.
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Did that answer your question Shameless? I liked the answer Z  Drinks on the house (at least while Rumples away) Z, do you drink Bourbon? Cheers ya'll!! 
Algol
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So let me get this straight- I am supposed to gain wisdom by: smoking drugs, drinking, fucking, and watching porn? Well, I have three of those four down pat! lol. Maybe I am well on my way to enlightenment too!  I'd like some brandy, Algol. It's that kind of laid back and thinking day. 
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Here ya go lovely LadyX... I'd say that was about right... if you sit under a big tree after doing some those thinks... Enlightenment! (IF Rumple comes in... just act like we paid)
Algol
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Algol wrote:Good Morning All,
Rumple and Shameless must be sleeping in this morning after celebrating last night.
Savanna would you like a coffee or just the Bailey's this morning?
Rumple, what would you like your moniker to be?
Greetings and salutations. Yes, I did catch a few extra winks this morning. It was good and I liked it a whole lot. As for a rank/name, LUSH Ne'er-Do-Well, might work. However, I'm open to suggestions, whether suggestive or not. Rumple Foreskin 
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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good-morning Rump How was that sleep in? Coffee coming right up anything extra in there?
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savanna wrote:good-morning Rump How was that sleep in? Coffee coming right up anything extra in there? Thanks, Savanna. Being a "real man" I take it straight, except for cream, sugar, brandy or Bailey's and on occasion, a doughnut for dunking purposes.. Rumple Foreskin
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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after noon everyone. -she says as she walks inside the bar kinda shy for she is new here. she walks over the pool table and starts up a game by herself bending over low to shoot. her bunny tail bobbing as she walks, her hips swinging lightly-
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Hello Bunny... What cha drink'n?
Wow, You sure know how to hold a stick.
It's been a slow day here Rumplations... I think Rumple must be sleeping in his office...
Algol
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bisubbiebunny wrote:after noon everyone.
-she says as she walks inside the bar kinda shy for she is new here. she walks over the pool table and starts up a game by herself bending over low to shoot. her bunny tail bobbing as she walks, her hips swinging lightly- Oh, sweet mother of pearl. Now that's what I call a tail.  I wonder if those legs would bring good luck? (fills mug with draft, gulps down same) Rumple Foreskin
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Algol wrote:Hello Bunny... What cha drink'n?
Wow, You sure know how to hold a stick.
It's been a slow day here Rumplations... I think Rumple must be sleeping in his office... "hi. thnks, i'll take a screwdriver-60/40"
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(reaches for the somewhat dusty bottle of the good stuff) Welcome to RUMPLATIONS, Bunny. Always good to see new faces, and other body parts, here in this scene of old world culture and charm. Here you go.  Notice the cherry? They're very rare around here. Rumple Foreskin eta: Wonder who will be the first to notice, and give a shit enough to mention my new rank/name? Don't say a word about it Bunny. It'll be our little secret for the time being, okay?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Guest wrote:shameless009 wrote:Oh. .. Zara. ,, I have been meaning to inquire of thee ,, and Sir I most humbly beseech thee to tell this poor of heart soujourner (who soothsayeth thee) ..??? Lo! The poor sojourner has inquired that most fundamental and time-immortal question- what is Truth? Whefore art doth thy wisdom originate, you ask? A wiser man than I might live 600 years and have nary a resolution to this most pressing quandary, here I am , a humble prophet and scholar, older still, yet I sense the desperation in thy quivering tone: a weathered soul yearning for Truth and Light, a weary traveler waiting for that most glorious of peaceful destinations- or perhaps just another drunk like me, waiting for his next drink and the next piece of hot ass to walk by. Oh how Brother Zarathustra loves that hot ass. In these most troubling and confusing of times, Brother Shameless, devoid of clear wisdom and simple rights and wrongs, one must seek solace in the little moments, for therein lies your wisdom. Precious moments such as the first drag off of the day's joint, or a splif should the Brother's sheckles fall short of a full dime bag. Moments such as the harlot from two streets over agreeing to perform bareback coitus after weeks of cajoling. Moments like realizing that that four score new anal vids have just been added to your favorite free porn site, a bountiful find indeed, for repeated late night tugging on thy blessed phallus! For unless one can rejoice in the little triumphs, mundane as they may be- especially if the Brother's ED problem arises in bed with a local street woman, as I experienced in Nazarene last eve- then one has no hope of reaching that most heavenly of places- true enlightenment! Rejoice in the worldly endeavors- for this is truly our Maker's world, and take pleasure in shouting his name when the fruits of thy sexual labors come rushing forth! Thus spoke Zarathustra. Yes . ,, I thought I had something to worry about . ,, Thank You Old and Wise Shamen . ,, I am comforted to have this revelation ,, that I have been doing everything in my soujourning in a manner that is pleasing to life ,, and mother earth.
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(Clouds of philosophy/theology laden hot air begin to disperse) Shameless, is that you, old hoss? Seems to me you and Zara could both use a cold one after all that. By the way, have y'all met, Bunny? Rumple Foreskin
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Not yet . ,, Does she have a sister ??. And a cold BudIce would would go down quickly .
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shameless009 wrote:Not yet . ,, Does she have a sister ??. And a cold BudIce would would go down quickly . Don't know if Bunny has a sister but something tells me she might be willing (and able) to deal with more than one new "friend." Here's your Bud Ice  Rumple Foreskin
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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I like your new moniker Rumple... It fits you nicely. Another for BudIce Shameless and I'll a Sam Adams and one for yourself Rev... Cheers Boys
Algol
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RumpleForeskin wrote:(reaches for the somewhat dusty bottle of the good stuff) Welcome to RUMPLATIONS, Bunny. Always good to see new faces, and other body parts, here in this scene of old world culture and charm. Here you go. Notice the cherry? They're very rare around here. Rumple Foreskin eta: Wonder who will be the first to notice, and give a shit enough to mention my new rank/name? Don't say a word about it Bunny. It'll be our little secret for the time being, okay? thank You very much. -ties the cherry into a knot- hows everyone?
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Bunny I used to be real good at tying cherry stems in knots...  Rev. Rumple...
Algol
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my tongue is long and is good at other things..-wink-
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RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber BarHome of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent    Evening, Ms Bunny. Don't know if you've been introduced to Algol and Shameless, either properly or otherwise. They might be up to stroking a round or two with you over on the pool table. Al, your Sam Adams is on the house. It's your prize for being the first to notice the new name. Rumple Foreskin
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Evening, Ms Bunny. Don't know if you've been introduced to Algol and Shameless, either properly or otherwise. They might be up to stroking a round or two with you over on the pool table. Al, your Sam Adams is on the house. It's your prize for being the first to notice the new name. Rumple Foreskin no i ahven't and i'm sry how much for the wonderful screwdriver? and would anyone like a round of pool? -wiggles her bunny tail-
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Damn Rev . Rump . ,, I didnt know they made my beer in a light version. ,, and I am proud you got your name updated. ,, and as far as getting the first choice in the new gals .,, I end up sucking hind tit . ,, So.,, I like to start lower my expectations right from the start ,, that way I dont feel So! bad when I dont score big.
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No charge for the screwdriver, or for this double. (slides over fresh drink) I'll just put it on Alan's tab. He'll thank me when he gets back from his, uh, sabbatical. Rumple Foreskin eta: You came in a close second, Shameless.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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