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Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 8:00:45 AM

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Good morning/afternoon Mr. Foreskin, one and all. I'll have a sweet tea to start off my Friday. I've got ribeyes thawing, bakers cleaned and liquor cabinet stocked. All I need is for my Marine to get his cute butt home so we can start the week-end. In the meantime, I'll harass the customers in here. hello1
Southern_Sass
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 8:15:06 AM

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sounds like a plan... hope yall have fun

bisubbiebunny
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 8:16:57 AM

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-walks in, swaying her hips to the beat of "carry out", which she was listening to on her ipod. she gracefully walked over to the pool table and racked up the balls. Before she did she chaked up and grabed a pool stick. she bent over and smiled a wicked smile as she shifted her hips to the left and right, which in turned shaked her little white tail, then she took her shot, pocketing the 1 & 5 balls. she walked around the table and started to dance using the pool stick before she took her next shot-

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 8:57:22 AM

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Something tells me Bunny is an expert at rotation.

Holly, welcome back. I'm not sure, but you might go a little easy on the caffeine. Maybe throw in some Bailey's to tone it down a bit and mellow you out.

Chef, be careful. I'm told some Marines will try to take advantage of a woman.

And here's a little something for Shameless and Al.




You two share and share alike. There's PLENTY to go around.

Rumple Foreskin rr

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FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 10:12:49 AM

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Chef, be careful. I'm told some Marines will try to take advantage of a woman.


I'm counting on it Rump. Refill please. I know I can trust you with my sweet tea. Any good Southern gentleman knows how to make sweet tea.
Algol
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 10:18:36 AM

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Damn Rev. You're going to have Shameless in a trance with his tongue hang'n outevil4

I have a tall cold one this work day is about over!

Hey Chef how's it going sounds like you in for a great weekend cheers Baby!

HollyB, I have to ask… what is the tat on your lovely breast of, sorry darlin, my old eyes can't make it out.


Algol

bisubbiebunny
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 10:54:34 AM

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could someone plz get me a screwdriver? thanks

Algol
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 11:41:58 AM

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Here you go Ms. Bunny, I gotcha one better this is a Slow Comfortable Screw... Enjoy3601



Algol

Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 11:58:10 AM

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Hey Chef how's it going sounds like you in for a great weekend cheers Baby!


Thanks Al. Hope your week was a good one. And your week-end is even better.
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 3:28:42 PM

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Well ,, I finally made it . Got my first new job done today .,, And it is time for BudIce please .
Algol
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 5:24:18 PM

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You got it kid... Would you like a shot with that?

Cheers...occasion5

Algol

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Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 5:28:50 PM

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Yes ,, and a shot of the new girl ..,,, man I love that southern sound,!!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 5:36:09 PM

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Evening-type, greetings.

Don't know about the rest of you, but, I always figure any day that winds up w/o finding me in jail or the emergency room has gotta be counted a good one. That now being the case, drinks are on the house.

Rumple Foreskin rr


Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 5:42:09 PM

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Thank You Rev. Rump ,, I dont mind if I do .
Are you having a bad day ,, or are you just tired??
Algol
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 5:58:23 PM

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Thank you Rumple, I'm glad you're home and on the computer and not in the stockade or the E.R.

Irish whiskey neat please...

Algol

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 6:03:58 PM

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Bunny, I'm just cruising down the great info highway and after yesterday, grateful when I don't hit any potholes.

Al, would Bushmill's be okay?

What about you two? Any big plans for the weekend?

Rumple Foreskin rr



Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 6:07:57 PM

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Well ,, shameless gets Saturday off . finally ,, but I do need to mow my yard again .
So !! ,, I am thinking that riding the mower and drinking beer = the yard is mowed.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 6:11:44 PM

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This seems to fit my mood this evening.



Rumple Foreskin rr

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 6:12:31 PM

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I could not agree more.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 6:16:18 PM

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Evening, Shameless. Have a Bud Ice and chill out.

Rumple Foreskin rr

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 6:19:41 PM

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I can do that .
Say ,, I guess that Zara fellow has took to soujourning somewhere over the rainbow or something ,, aint heard from him in several days .,, although I do kinda miss his philosophical Bull Shit.
Algol
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 6:20:25 PM

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Bushmill's is fine, thank you... I'm working tomorrow morning until 1 or so then taking the darling wife out in the evening. Sunday... depends on the weather.

Algol

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 6:24:09 PM

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Yep. Several irregulars appear to be AWOL. Alan is, of course, still on "sabbatical." and I haven't seen Scooter in some time. Just hope their abiding in some Elysian field and will return soon.

Rumple Foreskin rr

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 6:27:03 PM

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I heard from Scooter this morning ,, I think he has been up to something ,, I hope it doesnt involve Bail Money Again.
Algol
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 6:27:53 PM

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The weather here has been really nice I'm going to take a wild guess that Scooter has been smacking the golfball some. this weekend will be cold and wet here he'll be around as will I.coffee

Algol

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Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 6:30:44 PM

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Well ,, I looked at my friends list ,, and it seems as that Zara fellow has removed himself from it .. I bet we never hear from him again.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 6:33:14 PM

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Algol wrote:
The weather here has been really nice I'm going to take a wild guess that Scooter has been smacking the golfball some. this weekend will be cold and wet here he'll be around as will I.coffee

That'd be a goodness.

I agree about the weather hurting business.

Speaking of weather, did you hear about the air-traffic hell they're having in Europe, Seems like damn near the entire continent is a "no-fly zone" after a volcano erupted in Iceland.

Rumple Foreskin rr

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest
(audio version - very sexy)

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Algol
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 6:34:47 PM

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Dorothy: My! People come and go so quickly here!

another whiskey please...

Yeah, lots of folks stuck in the airports been there... not too fun, but you do all you can.

Algol

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Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 6:39:06 PM

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Well guys .,, I am going to leave it with you . It is time to do the dishes ,, and fight for a little piece of the bed.
See you in the morning!!
Algol
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 6:40:07 PM

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Have a good one Mr Shameless...

Algol

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