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ejls
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 4:25:35 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Just so you know:

Our very own Algol, has just posted a "Quickie Sex" story, A CHANCE ENCOUNTER. (there's also a link on his sig line) It's a short, hot, read and includes a redhead. What more could anyone want?

ELJS, one of my "friends" and a very good writer, has posted, ELAINE. It's his first try at BDSM. And while he doesn't care about votes, he sent out a PM saying he'd appreciate comments.

Anytime you post a new story or poem, let us know. Putting a notice on the PUMPLATIONS bulletin board isn't blowing your own horn or bragging but just, "Telling it like it is."

Rumple Foreskin rr


While I very much appreciate the "plug" for my story, and you are correct, I don't really care about the votes, I like getting comments that will help me grow as a writer, I have just one small objection. EJLS is a woman, not a man - wait - looking down at my chest, seeing significant cleavage, and not feeling a package between my legs - yes, I am indeed a woman.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 5:02:38 PM

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Well Rev Rump . ,, I finally found that piece of music I"ve been looking for.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 5:03:48 PM

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bisubbiebunny
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 5:42:13 PM

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shameless009 wrote:
Greetings Bunny .,, it looks like you have been rode hard and put up wet . ,, what can I get you??

lets just say last night was super fun!!!! i'm try kinda drunk from my platuim "O"
i'll take my usal screwdriver though. thanks

Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 6:00:46 PM

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One screwdriver coming right up little lady ,, with my complementry 3/8 drive ratchet and metric socket set .,, on the house.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 8:40:02 PM

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ejls wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:
Just so you know:

Our very own Algol, has just posted a "Quickie Sex" story, A CHANCE ENCOUNTER. (there's also a link on his sig line) It's a short, hot, read and includes a redhead. What more could anyone want?

ELJS, one of my "friends" and a very good writer, has posted, ELAINE. It's his first try at BDSM. And while he doesn't care about votes, he sent out a PM saying he'd appreciate comments.

Anytime you post a new story or poem, let us know. Putting a notice on the PUMPLATIONS bulletin board isn't blowing your own horn or bragging but just, "Telling it like it is."

Rumple Foreskin rr


While I very much appreciate the "plug" for my story, and you are correct, I don't really care about the votes, I like getting comments that will help me grow as a writer, I have just one small objection. EJLS is a woman, not a man - wait - looking down at my chest, seeing significant cleavage, and not feeling a package between my legs - yes, I am indeed a woman.

(blushes) EL, I most humbly apologize for demoting you from the elysian fields of sister-hood to the land-fill of male-dom.

Glad you stopped by and don't be a stranger. Someone's gotta help keep me straightened out..

Evening, y'all. I'd have been back soner but we had one spectacular thunderstorm come through. Knocked out the power for awhile and damn near gave the dogs a nervous breakdown. But not unlike a kidney stone in the great urinary tract of life, it too has passed.

Rumple Foreskin rr



Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 9:19:20 PM

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Well Rev. Rump,, I am going to leave it with you ,, I am getting an early start in the morning ,, got a lot shaking .
Southern_Sass
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 1:42:36 AM

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daggummit, I missed him... oh well

Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 4:23:51 AM

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Good Morning everybody.,, "excuse me" while I turn the jukebox up real loud,, and put on the coffee.
" What will you have shameless" ???
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 4:29:09 AM

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ooohhhhhhhh coffee...yum..(settles herself down at the bar)
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 4:57:35 AM

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Morning, Lois. Might I join you in a cup of caffeinated bliss?

Shameless, you either pulled an all-nighter or got danged little sleep. Maybe that explains why you're talking to yourself. No matter mind. Just keep the coffee coming.

Rumple Foreskin rr

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Algol
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 5:05:44 AM

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Good Morning Lois, Rumple.. Coffee smells good hold the Bailey's please..coffee

Algol

LusciousLola
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 5:10:38 AM

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Morning everyone. Could someone help me here? I've got that new coffee maker. I heard some of the ladies prefer this type of machine.

Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 5:14:58 AM

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Well .,, sometimes I get a bit restless.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 5:18:47 AM

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That's one fine looking machine.

Morning, Al. Looks like we have an early rising crowd this morning.

Rumple Foreskin rr

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 5:22:10 AM

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They probably are getting ready to mow the yards.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 5:23:04 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Morning, Lois. Might I join you in a cup of caffeinated bliss?

Shameless, you either pulled an all-nighter or got danged little sleep. Maybe that explains why you're talking to yourself. No matter mind. Just keep the coffee coming.

Rumple Foreskin rr


No problem Rumple (grins)
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 5:24:09 AM

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Algol
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 5:24:18 AM

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I see Lola brought her own creamer lol… I’m glad I only take Bailey’s Irish cream in mine. Yes Sir Rumple it's filling up this morning. They must be coming in for the gospel Sunday brunch...

Algol

Algol
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 5:27:27 AM

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Algol

Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 5:43:40 AM

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Man Algol !! That brother can flat pick that thing.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 5:59:20 AM

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I agree with Ahameless at least 100%. But when talking gospel, then you gotta mention: The Blind Boys of Alabama



Rumple Foreskin ;rr:

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 6:04:17 AM

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Got us a new sign for the front door Rev. Rump .,,, It needs to placed in a good location for Quick and Easy viewing. ,, I am thinking the lower the better ,, as we might start getting a few Pygmies comming in ,, or if we are already needing to crawl in .
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 6:05:14 AM

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Here it is!!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 6:07:46 AM

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Oh, dearly beloved. Bring your trials and tribulations into the First Church of the Burning Bush, and short,

"Oh, Happy Day.



The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin

eta: Do like that sign, Shameless.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Algol
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 6:11:07 AM

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Amen Rev Rumple... That's some nice music on the lovely Sunday Morning!

I'm ready for that Baileys now...

Great sign you have there Shameless...

Algol

Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 6:13:38 AM

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I expect to get into trouble with the girls over this one.,, So .,, what is new??
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 6:15:17 AM

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RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent




Coffee with a splash of fortification on a Sunday morning is a goodness. (slides cup over to Algol)

Wonder how many folks here at Lush would believe the songs we've been posting? icon_smile

Rumple Foreskin rr

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 6:18:27 AM

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Well it is good for us!!
savanna
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 6:43:40 AM

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Good Morning guys hugs and kisses all around I was going to make some pancakes, but oh what a mess I made here now, Okay im learning still but this was fun



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