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Posted: Sunday, December 22, 2013 10:53:04 PM

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a friend of mine was recently telling me his misfortune of having his face farted on when he was eating his lady out after pummeling her vagina senseless. it was no biggie to him, but to the girl it kind of killed the mood and spent the rest of the night covering her face with a pillow. Is it really a big deal? fart dontknow
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Posted: Sunday, December 22, 2013 11:42:29 PM

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For most guys probably not.

For most girls yes.

For me personally it would be a total mood killer.

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Posted: Sunday, December 22, 2013 11:45:26 PM

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OMG, this is so funny because it happened to me. I was deep into oral and my wife in her excitement let lose with a fart. We still laugh about this 20 years later and no, it didn't kill the night. The sex was still awesome and yes, I did make her cum after the slip lol.
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Posted: Monday, December 23, 2013 12:25:16 AM

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Queefs / pussy farts can be funny to both parties. The other...well...the "smell test" would be the answer.

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Posted: Monday, December 23, 2013 2:06:10 AM

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I think it would be funny. It would depend on timing, volume, toxicity, and the situation as to how it would affect continued events.
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Posted: Monday, December 23, 2013 2:43:48 AM

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I've been threatened with nothing short of death when I indicated an intention, and spent the rest of the time clenching, and praying.

Although it was barely a few weeks later when my beloved let not one, but two slip free. Hilarious! Oh how the mighty have fallen. Despite nearly losing myself in the laughter, I was able to press on.

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Posted: Monday, December 23, 2013 3:01:47 AM

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Icarus32 wrote:
I think it would be funny. It would depend on timing, volume, toxicity, and the situation as to how it would affect continued events.

I love the word toxicity, so fitting!
If a guy knows he's going to fart he'll make a noise, like a loud grunt, to try and disguise it. Then "did they hear that, do they know? I hope it doesn't smell" flashes through your mind.
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Posted: Monday, December 23, 2013 3:37:26 AM

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dpw wrote:

I love the word toxicity, so fitting!
If a guy knows he's going to fart he'll make a noise, like a loud grunt, to try and disguise it. Then "did they hear that, do they know? I hope it doesn't smell" flashes through your mind.


but what about the girls? O____o
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Posted: Monday, December 23, 2013 3:59:27 AM

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illegalyogapants wrote:


but what about the girls? O____o

Guys always know when a girl farts, it can be totally silent but the breeze hits the balls!Embarassed
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Posted: Monday, December 23, 2013 4:39:08 AM

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dpw wrote:

Guys always know when a girl farts, it can be totally silent but the breeze hits the balls!Embarassed


hahaha you have a point laughing6
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Posted: Monday, December 23, 2013 11:55:52 AM

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asleep wrote:
Queefs / pussy farts can be funny to both parties. The other...well...the "smell test" would be the answer.




The smell test laughing8

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Posted: Monday, December 23, 2013 12:43:28 PM

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asleep wrote:
Queefs / pussy farts can be funny to both parties. The other...well...the "smell test" would be the answer.
Oh geez... I had an ex who this happened with regularly. we'd always bust up laughing. Gah I miss those nights...

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Posted: Monday, December 23, 2013 1:22:24 PM

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It wouldn't turn me on or off... however I'll more than likely just start laughing
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Posted: Monday, December 23, 2013 1:33:10 PM

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Posted: Monday, December 23, 2013 2:23:57 PM

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Only if deliberate... That's gross...

(Otherwise it's quite funny...)

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Posted: Monday, December 23, 2013 3:53:43 PM

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Once I was with a girl who told me not to lift the sheets. I did and I regretted it. I have a sensitive nose so it was not a pretty scene. I began to question her eating habits. confused1
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Posted: Monday, December 23, 2013 4:09:51 PM

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stephanie wrote:
Only if deliberate... That's gross...

(Otherwise it's quite funny...)

(I once had a GF who was very precious and mannerly... But she would make little farts when she was asleep... If you have a romantic soul you'll understand quite how much I adored her for that silly, stupid thing... Among other things...)

The things you remember... (?)


I will agree with Stephanie. If he/she is deliberately trying to show off their trouser trumpet abilities, yeah, that can be kind of gross particularly during sex BUT if it's accidental as a result of being very relaxed, it can be quite funny and very endearing.

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It happens. Keep going after recovering with some O2!!!!!
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Mazza wrote:



laughing3 What Mazza said!! (Which was a blank post)




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Posted: Monday, December 23, 2013 9:03:55 PM

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Posted: Monday, December 23, 2013 9:34:16 PM

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For me its a mood killer but hilarious also so yeah later on we can try again hahaha
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Posted: Tuesday, December 24, 2013 8:02:54 AM

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Imagine a guy or girl saying their reaching their orgasm and you feel like "Yeah, I made this XXX cum!" only for them to unleash a barrage of machine gun farts. How do you feel now?

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Posted: Wednesday, December 25, 2013 1:48:10 PM

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Mood killer for me...
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Posted: Thursday, December 26, 2013 10:57:12 AM

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Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Yes...especially so if it kills the orgasm in progress! evil5 evil5 evil5

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Posted: Thursday, December 26, 2013 11:22:21 AM

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Very few forums have made me laugh out loud. This one is hilarious. As far as sex and the moment goes......definite orgasm killer. As far as the relationship goes, if the relationship is a good one, well then I think several on here were right and it would be one of those moments that you are giggling about with endearment for a long time to come. All relationships need the "remember whens" to make them have character, to make them invested. So yes, I guess it really does depend on the moment and how it is handled. Handle it well because it will be brought up in the future.

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Posted: Thursday, December 26, 2013 12:47:54 PM

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Ok, so I'm munching on my wife's pussy and she let's loose with a fart...what to do...kill the mood...I don't think so! Make light - get the fan blowers (that would be me) redirecting the scent of the fart out of range of my olfactory sense and then back to munching. Yes, it can set an orgasm back a minute or two, but...never give up, never surrender!!!
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Posted: Thursday, December 26, 2013 8:43:35 PM

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I think it's an instant mood killer. Either, you'll be turned off by the fart itself, or you'll laugh, and kill the mood like that. Either way, hold it in.

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