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BBB856
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 3:06:44 PM

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WMM joins Nicola's act to act as her sexy assistant.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 3:11:08 PM

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Yeah and well made books her he is used to second rate acts
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 3:34:39 PM

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damusicman plays keyboard in a band and gets paid with panties that his groupies throw at him. He doesn't get paid much.
stuart1975
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 5:00:17 PM

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After Hiz last went to her shrink last week the poor shrink proclaimed " There is nothing to do with her!", and then he went into a depression himself.help
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Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 6:46:54 PM

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Stu went looking for a new job, he has always wanted to be a Chippendale stripper, but they took one look at his package, and said "Where's the beef?"
sassycheergirl
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 8:21:53 PM

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Hiz wishes she could be Stu's little sex toy.


*smiles, hugs, and lollipops*



Sassy
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Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 8:26:40 PM

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Sassy is only 3 feet tall
sassycheergirl
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 8:34:01 PM

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Alissa wrote:
Sassy is only 3 feet tall


Not far from the truth LMAO!!! (I'm 4 10'')


Alissa is a giant. Shes like 8 feet tall...



*smiles, hugs, and lollipops*



Sassy
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 9:35:41 PM

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Sassy wears a mankini to bed
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 9:45:00 PM

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Jack got his name from all the jacking off he does.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 9:45:26 PM

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Jacks first words atwork are "you want fries with that".
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 9:56:27 PM

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damusicman only wishes he could say "Do you want fries with that?' But instead his job is cleaning the butts of the old folks at the old folk home.
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Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 10:06:26 PM

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thats how i met his she was a client of mine
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Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 10:16:54 PM

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damusicman only wishes I was a client of his, so I could be his little sex toy, but I'm not into guys who wipes butts for a living.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 11:03:34 PM

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hizlylsextoy wrote:
Jack got his name from all the jacking off he does.

oh cum on sam your supposed to be telling lies, well yes i do jack but your better at it than me, just like you say im better at jilling you,
stuart1975
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 3:58:14 AM

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Jack dreams every night about WMM's back side and what he would do to it given the chance.Whistle
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Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 4:38:54 AM

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stuart1975 wrote:
Jack dreams every night about WMM's back side and what he would do to it given the chance.Whistle


Stuey knows about WMMs backside because he once bit it.
LusciousLola
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 5:14:26 AM

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angel7 Alissa is a virgin.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 9:15:05 AM

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Lola can type at 60 words a minute with her nipples
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 9:49:01 AM

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jack wishes he could type 60 words a minute with his cock, but it is too short to reach the keyboard.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 11:21:28 AM

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Hiz knows this because she tried to type 60 wpm with Jack's cock and, well, you can just imagine....
WellMadeMale
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 11:34:49 AM

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Alissa is actually controversial advice lightening rod, conservative commentator and chief know-it-all: Dr. Laura Schlessinger. I've wanked to her nekkid photos too!

She used to be quite the hottie!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Schlessinger

Laura Catherine Schlessinger (born January 16, 1947) is an American talk radio host, socially conservative commentator and author. Her call-in radio program occasionally features short monologues on social and political topics, but is mostly made up of her responses to callers' requests for personal advice. Schlessinger's answers have been variously characterized as direct, wise, to-the-point, abrupt and cruel. Her website says that her show "preaches, teaches, and nags about morals, values and ethics."[5]

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 12:58:29 PM

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WMM initials really stand for Worse Made Male. When he was born, or should we say put together, they used parts from a cadaver. He is the modern day Frankenstien. With all the important body parts missing.
stuart1975
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 1:14:08 PM

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Hiz often uses her breasts as flotation devices , which came in handy for since she was one off the surviving members of the Titanic's sinking. Unfortunately for her now because of her age they sag around her ankles and she trips over them constantlyWhistle
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Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 1:58:03 PM

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stuart likes to put cocaine on his fingers and insert it into hie vagina
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 6:07:53 PM

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HotMessyLove is really a chick with a dick
stuart1975
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 6:37:06 PM

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Jack Knows this because he took those said pics and put them up for sale on ebay, d'oh!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 7:10:54 PM

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jackinandjillin wrote:
HotMessyLove is really a chick with a dick


jack would know since he lets me stick it in his ass
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 7:55:26 PM

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HotMessLove is a virgin... or at least a vaginal one. I ride that ass like no tommorrow!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 18, 2010 8:10:16 PM

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Gentleman wrote:
HotMessLove is a virgin... or at least a vaginal one. I ride that ass like no tommorrow!


dammit! i knew you would get cocky as shit when i game my ass up to you
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