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smoothwetkitty
Posted: Thursday, January 16, 2014 7:55:16 PM

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I wanted to see if it was actually true.

The city I live in has recently had a nasty man who has come to light. The Facebook group I had joined a month or two ago was the reason that this man was brought to the light. He has become known as "The Swiss Cheese Pervert." People have been commenting that supposedly people all around the world have heard about this man.

So I'm wondering, did anyone else hear about it (before I mentioned it on Lush)?
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Posted: Thursday, January 16, 2014 7:58:52 PM

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Posted: Thursday, January 16, 2014 7:59:25 PM

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NOPE

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Posted: Thursday, January 16, 2014 7:59:36 PM

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Sorry...haven't heard of this until now.

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Posted: Thursday, January 16, 2014 8:18:17 PM

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OK. I just had to google this. Now I have heard everything.

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Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 11:34:31 AM

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No, but now I have. Can't say I'm a better person for having learned this, but at least I know it.


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Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 12:24:45 PM

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No its news to me.
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Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 12:43:10 PM

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I had not until you posted this so I looked it up and this is his reasoning that he posted on a website:

"I have a big heart, and it was crushed time and again by the opposite sex, that and a very strong sex drive, well I am lucky I never became a rapist. My fetish grew out of desperation for sex with a woman. I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections, girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.
I tried many different kinds of cheese, but settled on Swiss as the best. First and foremost, if ever a picture of cheese is used, most of the time they use a representation of Swiss cheese. But also because of it's eye patterns, texture, and the way it feels against my penis."


Nutbag If you see this man run or laugh but don't get in the car unless of course you have a thing for cheese too.
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Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 2:23:15 PM

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lol!! Gotta admit, some of those holes look pretty sexy to me... ;)
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Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 2:54:49 PM

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NickiC wrote:
I had not until you posted this so I looked it up and this is his reasoning that he posted on a website:

"I have a big heart, and it was crushed time and again by the opposite sex, that and a very strong sex drive, well I am lucky I never became a rapist. My fetish grew out of desperation for sex with a woman. I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections, girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.
I tried many different kinds of cheese, but settled on Swiss as the best. First and foremost, if ever a picture of cheese is used, most of the time they use a representation of Swiss cheese. But also because of it's eye patterns, texture, and the way it feels against my penis."


Nutbag If you see this man run or laugh but don't get in the car unless of course you have a thing for cheese too.



They actually arrested him yesterday and he is out of bail being watched by everyone in the neighborhood.

It creeps me out much.
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Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 3:57:53 PM

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Sorry I hadn't heard of it down here.

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Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 4:05:30 PM

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Please say this is a hoax! sad1

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Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 4:11:10 PM

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Buz wrote:
Please say this is a hoax! sad1


Not a hoax. I wish it was, I was very grossed out seeing the story and the image of the man on my Facebook page.
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Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 4:25:00 PM

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Nope, this is the first I'm hearing of it.

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Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 4:52:29 PM

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Road2Nowhere wrote:
lol!! Gotta admit, some of those holes look pretty sexy to me... ;)


LOL... the first thing I thought of when I read the title 'swiss cheese pervert' was that he was going around using his dick to punch out holes in cheese at supermarkets or something.

Although based on this pic, he'd clearly have to have a small one.


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Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 5:04:09 PM

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I wonder if he uses spray cheese as lube for the Swiss. evil4

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Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 5:07:08 PM

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The only thing I thought Swiss Cheese was good for, was on top of a Green Bay Packer Fan's Head. Man was I wrong! Embarassed
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Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 5:19:27 PM

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Ridiculously stupid is it really news worthy? His crime misuse of a dairy product lol whipped cream could find its way into this catergory. Find a better channel or news website.
smoothwetkitty
Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 5:32:17 PM

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sweetaz wrote:
Ridiculously stupid is it really news worthy? His crime misuse of a dairy product lol whipped cream could find its way into this catergory. Find a better channel or news website.


No he is going out in public propostioning women to jerk him off with it, he would drive around the neighborhood with his pants down and a piece of cheese
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Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 6:33:13 PM

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smoothwetkitty wrote:


No he is going out in public propostioning women to jerk him off with it, he would drive around the neighborhood with his pants down and a piece of cheese



Well not heard of it down this way too far south. Must be regional news yeah?
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Posted: Monday, January 20, 2014 1:48:43 PM

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How cheesy

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LittleLuce
Posted: Monday, January 20, 2014 3:11:17 PM

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No, I haven't either.




PassionateNaughtySus
Posted: Saturday, January 25, 2014 12:55:15 PM

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Nope,neither have I.
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Posted: Sunday, February 02, 2014 6:43:11 AM

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Using any cheese other than Swiss could be considered as 'un-holy'. lol

Now that was 'cheesy'.
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Posted: Sunday, February 02, 2014 12:23:09 PM

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Never heard of him or the story...
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