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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, January 08, 2014 11:14:32 AM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 2,839
Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Maz, others may disagree, but IMO being Wi-Fi-less is no problem IF you have someone interesting with you while things are going on or, with luck, off. (slides double hot toddy with 150 proof, Old Overshoe towards Maz);)

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Thursday, January 09, 2014 8:17:33 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 2/24/2010
Posts: 2,698
Location: Ohio
Hey mazz,

you're another one of those great looking old faces that I was speaking of earlier.
Hell with the beaver breath Rump, Lets do some VodQuila!

kornslayer, you ready

Pint Drunk
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, January 13, 2014 12:37:06 PM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 2,839
Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Scooter...Scooter, are you there? (sighs) Since the body sprawled over the bar is clutching an empty drink glass in one hand and his, uh, putter in the other, said body must belong to Scooter. Best not disturb him. Busty assures me there's no need to get him up. Seems that situation is well in hand, so to speak.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Tuesday, January 14, 2014 6:14:54 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 2/24/2010
Posts: 2,698
Location: Ohio
Yeah Rump, that VodQuila about killed me. Hope you got more of that stuff stashed back up in there some wheres.

It doesn't matter if I'm on the green or even close the the green, I've been known to run around with my putter in hand.
It's kind of embarrassing, especially since I still have the standard issue; short putter. I wouldn't know what to do with one of the
longer anchored putters?
I did manage to squeeze 9 in yesterday regardless of the soggy fairways and occasional snow drifts here and there.

How about a spot of that Busty made coffee for vodquila headaches sake.

coffee
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, January 15, 2014 3:27:05 PM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 2,839
Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
(slides large mug of Busty's coffee over to Scooter) Here you go, big stroker. Busty says she'll be happy to help make your putter flutter...for a certain consideration. Not sure what she meant by that but you might want to corner her back in the office and discuss details.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Mazza
Posted: Wednesday, January 15, 2014 3:53:55 PM

Rank: Mazztastic

Joined: 9/20/2012
Posts: 2,854
Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
Just popping by for a quick visit... Hectic few days...

Can only stay for one, so I'd better make it a good one!



drunken

(nice to see you around the place, Scoot!!)

Big Hugs
DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, January 15, 2014 4:31:34 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,722
Location: Right here on Lush Stories...
Good Evening my Lushketeer Friends...good to see you around here Miss Mazza...things always seem to heat up when you're around...

Nice to see you Mr. Scooter...I heard a rumor that it was National Party Day today...otherwise known as your and Miss Holly's birthday...what kind of free drink specials we got going on here for the occasion today Reverend Rump? Anyway, either way...pour me a rather large glass of Beaver Breath with a VodQuila chaser...have to try that stuff Scooter be talkin' about...if Scooter recommends it, it's got to be good...I just hope the Feds don't raid the place while I'm here...

Yeah, I know I haven't been around much...been so busy with real life sort of stuff, I haven't even had time to make it to the bar...and yeah, I know...that's bad...anyway, I'll try to do better in 2014...in the meantime, slide those drinks down this way Reverend...

Cheers,
Alan.
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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, January 15, 2014 9:27:53 PM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Maz, what about a double Vodquila on the rocks for both you and the Dirty one. I'll open a bottle of Beaver Breath for use as a chaser (the contents, not the bottle itself) , Unless someone feels like paying...thought not...I'll put the tab on Scooter's account. Odds are he wont, or can't, object. Seems he hasn't been seen since going into the office to negotiate with Busty.

Y'all come back ever so you can. Heck, I'll even dust off Coma and Tose to celebrate your re-emergence.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 10:55:36 PM

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Joined: 2/24/2010
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Location: Ohio
LOL, you tell em Rump.

Coma an Tose would never look the same.

Let's have some rounds here,,,

Pour Wine
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, January 18, 2014 6:07:17 AM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 2,839
Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
My'Seduction' Contest Entry (maybe)

A SEASONAL SEDUCTION
<a href="

In 25 words, more or less: Two co-eds are bored, broke, horny, and stuck in their dorm during finals. One knows how to ease their strain, but the other isn't sure.

While it'd be nice to win this sucker (the roof needs some serious patching) I'll be happy if I just qualify for consideration. That requires 10 or more votes. While a good score would be nice, if you bums don't get out and vote the roof is sure to keep leaking and, even worse, Busty may start brewing coffee again.

glasses8,

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, January 18, 2014 6:13:10 AM

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Well, looks like I screwed up the link, as usual. I'll try once more, and apologise for being a single-digit IQ computer klutz.

<a href="

glasses8


Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, January 18, 2014 7:29:25 PM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
A SEASONAL SEDUCTION...my contest entry...one last try at a link, for now.



Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, January 19, 2014 1:06:43 PM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 2,839
Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,



Time for the kickoff of the Denver vs New England game. Back later, maybe.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Mazza
Posted: Monday, January 20, 2014 1:14:26 PM

Rank: Mazztastic

Joined: 9/20/2012
Posts: 2,854
Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
seeker4
Posted: Monday, January 20, 2014 2:09:06 PM

Rank: Story Verifier

Joined: 10/17/2012
Posts: 2,858
Location: In the great, beautiful Cosmos, Canada
laughing6

Must be an American bar.



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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, January 20, 2014 7:30:00 PM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Looks like Maz had another, 'quickie' then left this vveil of tears and unpaid bar tabs. Maybe she heard Seeker arriving.

Oh, Seeker, didn't realize you were still there. (hurridly shoves out a drink consisting of whatever was left in the last few glasses) Here you go pardner, on the house. Don't mind the cigarette butts, they add a certain something, if you get my drift. .

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, January 21, 2014 4:49:01 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
The much-maligned management and limp staff of Rumplations would like to wish a...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Alana Soares (Miss March 1983)
Born February 21, 1964 at Redondo Beach, California
Measurements
Bust: 34DD
Waist: 22
Hips: 32
Height: 5 ft 2 in (1.57 m)
Weight: 103 lb (47 kg; 7.4 st)

Photo:HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Alana Soares (Miss March 1983) Born February 21, 1964 at Redondo Beach, California Measurements Bust: 34DD Waist: 22 Hips: 32 Height: 5 ft 2 in (1.57 m) Weight: 103 lb (47 kg; 7.4 st)

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
seeker4
Posted: Tuesday, January 21, 2014 1:49:33 PM

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Joined: 10/17/2012
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Location: In the great, beautiful Cosmos, Canada
After Googling up her pics, I think I remember her. That was the period when I babysat for a family where the Dad's Playboys were stacked out in plain view. Once the kids were in bed I ... um ... read the articles. free-sexy-smileys-947

The Mom also rocked a bikini pretty hard as I recall and there were some nice pictures of that around, too.


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, January 21, 2014 6:22:23 PM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
(slides over an open 'Canadian Club' bottle containing...) Here you go, Seeker. That youthful experience sounds like the opening to a stimulating Lush story

Speaking of 'stimulating' try to help me remember the names: Lawrence Sperry and Cynthia Polk. You can thank me later.

glasses8.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, January 22, 2014 3:43:42 AM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
(sips from his mug of Busty's coffee, shudders, adds more Beaver Breath Brandy, sips again, burps contentedly, then goes back to fondling his braille edition of Playboy)

Get your own damn coffee...just don't make a mess...and clean up after you do...otherwise it'll attract even more roaches.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Wednesday, January 22, 2014 4:05:28 PM

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Joined: 10/5/2007
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Location: The Tundra, United States
I have some good news and not so good news.

The not so good news: I'm off the market
The good news: I'm engaged. It happened over Christmas, and it's not an Internet fiancé. The bonus is that he lives in my area of the USA and I met him at the same place we both volunteer at. I'm so happy and I want to dance!

Rump, is there anymore fresh batches of Beaver's Breath Brandy? This rounds on me, and Alan's paying the bill.

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, January 22, 2014 6:24:15 PM

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FANTASTIC! OUT-ROCKING-STANDING! FAR OUT & OUT-OF-SIGHT! -- followed by countless other exclaimations of unrestrained approbation. Your fiance' is a very lucky man.

(slides over an uncorked bottle of Beaver Breath and a mostly clean glass) On the house. Just remember, Rumplations can host a bachelorette party no guest will ever forget...try as they might.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, January 23, 2014 4:45:38 AM

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Morning, Lushers. The following article, taken from, The New Republic, is in no way connected to Lady Sharon's news, honest.

Pubic Hair Grooming Injuries Have Quintupled - The New Republic

Pubic Hair Grooming Injuries Have Quintupled
by
Alice Robb
| January 19, 2014

The Brazilian wax has been
on its way out
for a while. But what may be its final death throe comes, according to the
Atlantic Wire,
in the form of
unshaved mannequins
on display at American Apparel.

Feminists
and women who don't like pain have reason to celebrate, but here's another group that should embrace the natural trend: doctors. American society's aestheticization
of hairless female genitalia apparently came at the cost of a veritable epidemic of grooming-related injuries. And while the Brazilian trend got lots of
attention, the attendant carnage did not. Luckily, a team of doctors led by Allison Glass of the University of California, San Francisco, was on the case. For
a 2012 
paper 
in the journal Urology, they analyzed Emergency Room data on relevant injuries caused by pubic hair grooming related injuries and found:

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• "Between 2002 and 2010, the number of injuries increased fivefold.
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• Of the cohort, 56.7 percent were women. The most at-risk group was women aged 19 to 28.
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• Shaving razors were implicated in 83% of the injuries.
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• Laceration was the most common type of injury (36.6 percent).
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• The most common site of injury was the external female genitalia (36 percent).
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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, January 23, 2014 6:21:42 AM

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Thank you, Rump!

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seeker4
Posted: Thursday, January 23, 2014 10:00:35 AM

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Congrats, LadySharon.

And to Rump, thanks for giving me more ammo against bald kitties. I luvs me kitties with some hair on 'em, damn it.

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LadySharon
Posted: Saturday, January 25, 2014 1:06:13 PM

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A story on a debauched wedding celebration, coming up!

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, January 25, 2014 7:10:52 PM

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Dem debauched wedding celebrations are da best. ;)

I'm doing a final polish on my first 'cheating' story, 'Just A Brief Affair.' Unless I contract a virulent case of the sorry-ass, it should be up sometime next week.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, January 28, 2014 4:59:23 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Morning to both gassers and the gassed. The really big news running rampant here at Rumplations is that a new story by that one-of-a-kind writer, me, has just been posted in the new-fangled 'Cheating' category.

"Just A Brief Affair" asks the burning question: If she's just engaged, is it still cheating?

Here's yet another attempt at a link.
code:
<a href="

Check it out, then come back and tell me all about its shortcomings...assuming you have that much time. ;)

Oh yeah, please don't forget my contest entry, The Seasonal Seduction. The link on the sig line works, honest.

glasses8


Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
daddysweetheart
Posted: Saturday, February 01, 2014 3:45:40 AM

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Stops by for a Shirley Temple or Roy Rogers please.

Hogs the jukebox by playing lots of Miley Cyrus..and some Tupac..some Pitbull...

Nice place you have here..

dog cat

fish

binky

Judge Me Not

Melody

When Roses Don't Bloom

Void , may you never feel this way.

Burn, may you never feel this burn.

My trail of Tears....hope you never have a trail like this.
daddysweetheart
Posted: Saturday, February 01, 2014 8:30:05 AM

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Puts on lots of Patsy Cline and sings loudly...rather nicely..looks for Norah Jones and Britney Spears. Enjoying a virgin bloody Mary..

Judge Me Not

Melody

When Roses Don't Bloom

Void , may you never feel this way.

Burn, may you never feel this burn.

My trail of Tears....hope you never have a trail like this.
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