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DikDango
Posted: Saturday, February 22, 2014 10:23:57 AM

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Have you ever held a guys dick whilst he was having a wee wee?

If so what did it make you feel like?



pricklypear
Posted: Saturday, February 22, 2014 12:39:29 PM

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i imagine the same feeling as giving a handjob but with even less purpose/enjoyment.

unless they're into watersports. o_o
dpw
Posted: Saturday, February 22, 2014 5:40:27 PM

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pricklypear wrote:
i imagine the same feeling as giving a handjob but with even less purpose/enjoyment.

unless they're into watersports. o_o

No it's not really sexual, unless you want it to be, it's just fun. :-)
pricklypear
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 11:32:15 AM

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dpw wrote:

No it's not really sexual, unless you want it to be, it's just fun. :-)

only way i could see it being fun is if it were in public and she did the aiming while i peed.

maybe hit a squirrel or 2 with the stream. geek
hayley
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 11:36:48 AM

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DikDango wrote:
Have you ever held a guys dick whilst he was having a wee wee?

If so what did it make you feel like?



oh my .. r u for real????? ... is this new kind of fetish?
but there again if I was nurse and he couldn't ? ... but I am not a nurse...
lafayettemister
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 11:40:08 AM

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I've had a woman (more than one actually, but not at same time lol) hold my cock while I peed. The just wanted to see what it was like/how it worked. It was fun and it was funny. One of them had terrible aim and missed the bowl at first. I'm down with just about anytime my lover wants my cock in her hand.





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hayley
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 11:43:24 AM

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pricklypear wrote:

only way i could see it being fun is if it were in public and she did the aiming while i peed.

maybe hit a squirrel or 2 with the stream. geek


awwwww poor squirrels crybaby

just be sure they don't get u back... run up the leg of yr trousers... they like nuts! evil4

["do we crack 'em now or save them for winter?"] .. giggles
BoobieTrap
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 12:10:19 PM

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Yes I have. It wasn't done out of anything sexual or turn into anything sexual it was more of playful 'need a hand' kinda thing. I'm not into water sports and I wouldn't class this under that category but it was just something fun to do. I won't be running into the bathroom every time he does to hold his willy for him while he pees though.
CurlyGirly
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 12:39:23 PM

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lafayettemister wrote:
I've had a woman (more than one actually, but not at same time lol) hold my cock while I peed. The just wanted to see what it was like/how it worked. It was fun and it was funny. One of them had terrible aim and missed the bowl at first. I'm down with just about anytime my lover wants my cock in her hand.


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This totally fascinates me for some reason. Haven't done it, but I plan to.



It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



Mazza
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 12:45:29 PM

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CurlyGirly wrote:


thumbup

This totally fascinates me for some reason. Haven't done it, but I plan to.


I've done it... It wasn't very exciting but it had intrigued me... I'd expected it to be like holding a firehose or something ha ha

It was nothing like that:...
CurlyGirly
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 12:52:57 PM

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Mazza wrote:


I've done it... It wasn't very exciting but it had intrigued me... I'd expected it to be like holding a firehose or something ha ha

It was nothing like that:...


It does intrigue me. Shhh



It's not like a firehose? But I was going to make fire truck siren noises as he peed. Curses! laughing9



It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



dpw
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 12:55:52 PM

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pricklypear wrote:

only way i could see it being fun is if it were in public and she did the aiming while i peed.

maybe hit a squirrel or 2 with the stream. geek

It really is fun, honestly! The first person was a girl at uni after sex, I had to go pee and she followed me. Midstream she came up behind and held it but wanted to play as well, so she pointed it round and round the bowl! It was a turn on and we went back to bed for another session.
lafayettemister
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 12:56:16 PM

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CurlyGirly wrote:


It does intrigue me. Shhh



It's not like a firehose? But I was going to make fire truck siren noises as he peed. Curses! laughing9


Shove your finger up his ass at the same time and he'll make noises of some kind, I promise. Hahaha (speaking in general, not specifically of one particular indiWidual.





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CurlyGirly
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 1:20:43 PM

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lafayettemister wrote:


Shove your finger up his ass at the same time and he'll make noises of some kind, I promise. Hahaha (speaking in general, not specifically of one particular indiWidual.




laughing8




It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



Mysteria27
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 1:45:59 PM

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I have, but it really didn't do anything for me.
Mazza
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 5:16:12 PM

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CurlyGirly wrote:


It does intrigue me. Shhh



It's not like a firehose? But I was going to make fire truck siren noises as he peed. Curses! laughing9


But American fire trucks sound different to ones in the UK?
Wonder if that would make a difference..

Of course now I'm just thinking of firemen...

drunken
WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 10:11:35 PM

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lafayettemister wrote:


Shove your finger up his ass at the same time and he'll make noises of some kind, I promise. Hahaha (speaking in general, not specifically of one particular indiWidual.


This thread started out as a perfectly twisted penis-manipulation-while-urinating thread...and you had to further pollute it with the addition of Kancho.

Well played.

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
DikDango
Posted: Tuesday, February 25, 2014 12:11:12 AM

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hayley wrote:


oh my .. r u for real????? ... is this new kind of fetish?
but there again if I was nurse and he couldn't ? ... but I am not a nurse...


It isn't in a sexual way, some women want to see what its like to have a penis and to do the aiming thing and all that so yes i am for real! For real

BigPuss
Posted: Tuesday, February 25, 2014 5:01:54 AM

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Think Gross
lafayettemister
Posted: Tuesday, February 25, 2014 6:50:03 AM

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WellMadeMale wrote:


This thread started out as a perfectly twisted penis-manipulation-while-urinating thread...and you had to further pollute it with the addition of Kancho.

Well played.


Bwahaha. That Kancho business is pretty damn funny.





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alliebug69
Posted: Tuesday, February 25, 2014 11:32:27 AM

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that is so nasty.

LusciousLola
Posted: Tuesday, February 25, 2014 1:05:44 PM

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lafayettemister wrote:
I've had a woman (more than one actually, but not at same time lol) hold my cock while I peed. The just wanted to see what it was like/how it worked. It was fun and it was funny. One of them had terrible aim and missed the bowl at first. I'm down with just about anytime my lover wants my cock in her hand.


Nice story mister. His version of "fun & funny" isn't quite the same as mine.

This is how it really went:
Lola: I think it's time we go. Give me the keys and I'll drive.
LM: I can drive. In fact, I want to DRIVE you home right now (stumbling towards me and grabbing at my ass).
Lola: Lets just get you home honey. I unlock his truck and turn around to help him in. LM is standing there with a dopey grin on his face and his pants around his ankles. LM takes a step towards me and starts to fall. I grab him and then start to pull his pants up. But my pie-eyed guy decides to take a leak and its hitting MY shoes! I reach over grab his cock and point it away from my now ruined shoes.
lafayettemister
Posted: Tuesday, February 25, 2014 1:26:59 PM

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LusciousLola wrote:


Nice story mister. His version of "fun & funny" isn't quite the same as mine.

This is how it really went:
Lola: I think it's time we go. Give me the keys and I'll drive.
LM: I can drive. In fact, I want to DRIVE you home right now (stumbling towards me and grabbing at my ass).
Lola: Lets just get you home honey. I unlock his truck and turn around to help him in. LM is standing there with a dopey grin on his face and his pants around his ankles. LM takes a step towards me and starts to fall. I grab him and then start to pull his pants up. But my pie-eyed guy decides to take a leak and its hitting MY shoes! I reach over grab his cock and point it away from my now ruined shoes.


Well, she didn't really point my cock away from her shoes. When she grabbed hold of me the angle of my dangle went from softly pointing down to firmly pointing up. Not only did her shoes get ruined, but her white t-shirt became quite wet and transparent. And I'm not totally sure since I was drunk, but I swear she aimed it at her nipples.





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Posted: Tuesday, February 25, 2014 1:59:38 PM

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I think if I had a woman do that to me I would be hard instantly and unable to pee. I don't care how drunk I was.
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Posted: Tuesday, February 25, 2014 2:19:18 PM

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lafayettemister wrote:
I've had a woman (more than one actually, but not at same time lol) hold my cock while I peed. The just wanted to see what it was like/how it worked. It was fun and it was funny. One of them had terrible aim and missed the bowl at first. I'm down with just about anytime my lover wants my cock in her hand.


I have done this one time. We were a little drunk and I wanted to see if I could write my name in the snow (I'm serious!) with it. I couldn't, HAHA!

Next time I want to try holding it while he pee's with a condom on. See if he can fill it like a water balloon, LOL!!


LusciousLola
Posted: Tuesday, February 25, 2014 2:26:51 PM

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Eroticdesires wrote:
I think if I had a woman do that to me I would be hard instantly and unable to pee. I don't care how drunk I was.

You would really get hard? How curious, your avatar indicates that you are female. Hmmm dontknow
LusciousLola
Posted: Tuesday, February 25, 2014 2:28:34 PM

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Nikki703 wrote:


I have done this one time. We were a little drunk and I wanted to see if I could write my name in the snow (I'm serious!) with it. I couldn't, HAHA!

Next time I want to try holding it while he pee's with a condom on. See if he can fill it like a water balloon, LOL!!



Thx Nikki, I can always count on you to put ideas in his head.
Mazza
Posted: Tuesday, February 25, 2014 2:40:19 PM

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LusciousLola wrote:


Nice story mister. His version of "fun & funny" isn't quite the same as mine.

This is how it really went:
Lola: I think it's time we go. Give me the keys and I'll drive.
LM: I can drive. In fact, I want to DRIVE you home right now (stumbling towards me and grabbing at my ass).
Lola: Lets just get you home honey. I unlock his truck and turn around to help him in. LM is standing there with a dopey grin on his face and his pants around his ankles. LM takes a step towards me and starts to fall. I grab him and then start to pull his pants up. But my pie-eyed guy decides to take a leak and its hitting MY shoes! I reach over grab his cock and point it away from my now ruined shoes.


OMG Lola!!! Nearly spat my drink on my laptop!!

That was awesome - I could actually see that like a movie in my head...

evil4
CliffordAClavin
Posted: Tuesday, February 25, 2014 2:58:03 PM

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Reminds me of an old joke.

A young man receives an angry visit from his girlfriend's father. The youngster answers the door and asks how he can be of service to him. The father tells him he's none to happy. He noticed that someone took a wee off his back porch and wrote his name in the snow. The youngster sheepishly confesses it was him and doesn't understand why he's so upset about it. The father explains that he has no problem with him taking a piss off his back porch and all, but he's quite upset that it was his daughter's handwriting.
LusciousLola
Posted: Tuesday, February 25, 2014 3:00:07 PM

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Mazza wrote:


OMG Lola!!! Nearly spat my drink on my laptop!!

That was awesome - I couRegaeman Man ld actually see that like a movie in my head...

evil4
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