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Jack and Well Made Male have been lovers since before dinosaurs roamed the Earth and are now celebrating their 3050th anniversary together. 
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Stuey loves chewing on dinosaur bones! 
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Alissa does not look fit as, honest!
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nineinches is only nineinches with his six inch extention
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jackinandjillin is an animated creature produced at Pixar Studios for late night exercise TV infomercials. In his AV he is poorly performing a spastic jumping jack.
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Kyle, been reading the same page of that same book for 10 years.
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Are trained CIA hitmen
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stepdaddy is really the grim reaper in disguise.
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cuddlebuny, charges .25 cents for blowjobs. The line so far is 4 miles.
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Jack tried to cut the line but he only had a bus token
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Damusciman is really damusicwoman
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stepdaddy is damusicwoman friend with benifits
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Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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Jack wishes he had friends with benefits, then again he just wished he had friends.
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Stuey's favorite freind with benefits is a French Canadian poodle.
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Alissa likes her toys more than men
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Joined: 8/11/2009
Posts: 2,018
Location: whispering conspiratorially in your ear, Bermuda
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Hey, Stepdaddy1, it's supposed to be 'groundless lies' about Alissa....oh, never mind.
Anyway, Stepdaddy1 is actually the Mother Superior of the Holy Smokes Batman Convent next to Arkam Sanitarium, but wants to look cool by pulling her hoody over her face.
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Rank: Constant Gardener
Joined: 9/30/2009
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MercianKnight belongs to a ancient sect of Templars, who fastidiously refuse to bathe, which stems from their belief that to do so, would wash off their mysteriously charming, roguish masculinity. They also have forsworn shaving, or trimming of any body hair. As a consequence, they mostly live in caves and seldom reproduce. A few of them have become excellent story tellers, however. It must be the hair!
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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WellMadeMale's cigar is actually a training aid.
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Alissa's ass has two anuses- one is an overflow backup for the other.
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Location: Island of tranquility
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LadyX does her pole dancing, on...... a fishing pole.
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Luscious Lola just got out of the hospital- a bunch of those tiny purple hearts got sucked back into her lungs, it collapsed one of them and stopped her real heart for 52 seconds. So now, no more hearts, but you get a breath of minty cool air on your face everytime you click on her posts and her signature faces you.
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LadyX stole Alissa's toy, and is hidding somewhere no man had ever gone before. 
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Stuey chews his own balls
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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well made male ... was really made in Tiawan
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Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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Sherrif really hates the Chicago Blackhawks
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Location: a corn field , United States
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Stuart is going to be coming to become a stripper at the local club...
 *smiles, hugs, and lollipops* NEW STORY UP PLEASE READ COMMENT AND VOTE!! THANKS!!! http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/a-new-beginning.aspxSassy
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sassy and stu are going to mud wrestle nude at the local strip club.
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cuddlebunnie73 referees nude mud wrestling for extra cash to buy Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Making DoThis Old House
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ReallyHard made that face as a kid and it stuck.
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Alissa, an avowed vegan, was caught fondling and sniffing the bratwurst in the nearby Walmart.
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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