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RejectReality
Posted: Monday, April 21, 2014 9:03:26 PM

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Is this thread really appropriate for this section of the forum?

LadyX
Posted: Monday, April 21, 2014 9:22:14 PM

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RejectReality wrote:
Is this thread really appropriate for this section of the forum?


What, you don't like food? I suggest you reassess your priorities.icon_smile
asleep
Posted: Monday, April 21, 2014 11:30:20 PM

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Possibly wrote:



For you...



You are such a kind and gracious lady!!

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Dirty_D
Posted: Tuesday, April 22, 2014 1:04:00 AM

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LadyX wrote:


What, you don't like food? I suggest you reassess your priorities.icon_smile


We have a diagnosis for people who don't like food: adult failure to thrive.

DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, April 22, 2014 1:29:11 AM

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LadyX wrote:
It's no longer in our best interests to serve hamburgers here. If you've posted accounts of past hamburgers you enjoyed, you can still access them through your profile.


Oh, that made me laugh...actually, I think you can still get hamburger, as long as it's not related to the bun...or something like that...go read the latest edition of the Lush guidelines and figure it out...




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RejectReality
Posted: Tuesday, April 22, 2014 5:25:46 AM

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If this is the image you want to present in an official capacity, carry on, I suppose.

nicola
Posted: Tuesday, April 22, 2014 5:47:54 AM

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RejectReality wrote:
If this is the image you want to present in an official capacity, carry on, I suppose.


My 2 cents
angieseroticpen
Posted: Tuesday, April 22, 2014 9:18:22 AM

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Why do they call them hamburgers when they are supposed to be made of beef?

I say 'supposed' because they probably contain horsemeat and heaven knows what other animal they get their hands on.

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LadyX
Posted: Tuesday, April 22, 2014 2:14:33 PM

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RejectReality wrote:
If this is the image you want to present in an official capacity, carry on, I suppose.


oh, fine, mr. wet-blanket. We'll move it to The Pub. glasses8
Dirty_D
Posted: Tuesday, April 22, 2014 2:25:12 PM

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angieseroticpen wrote:
Why do they call them hamburgers when they are supposed to be made of beef?

I say 'supposed' because they probably contain horsemeat and heaven knows what other animal they get their hands on.


Horsemeat is actually very good for you. It's lower in cholesterol and saturated fats then ground beef.

MrNudiePants
Posted: Tuesday, April 22, 2014 2:25:43 PM

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angieseroticpen wrote:
Why do they call them hamburgers when they are supposed to be made of beef?

I say 'supposed' because they probably contain horsemeat and heaven knows what other animal they get their hands on.


Better yet: what does a German-speaking person call someone who hails from Hamburg?

A Hamburger. Seriously. What?

LadyX
Posted: Tuesday, April 22, 2014 2:27:43 PM

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angieseroticpen wrote:
Why do they call them hamburgers when they are supposed to be made of beef?



It's because they originated in Hamburg, where I spent much of my youth, making meat helmets. The summers I spent in Rangoon, though. But the details of my life are quite inconsequential...
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Posted: Tuesday, April 22, 2014 2:35:02 PM

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LadyX wrote:



It's because they originated in Hamburg, where I spent much of my youth, making meat helmets. The summers I spent in Rangoon, though. But the details of my life are quite inconsequential...


You would make outrageous claims like, you invented the question mark. Sometimes you would accuse chestnuts of being lazy



TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Tuesday, April 22, 2014 2:50:45 PM

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LadyX wrote:

oh, fine, mr. wet-blanket. We'll move it to The Pub. glasses8


Wouldn't "The Gourmet" be better suited since this is food-related? It is kind of food pornish, in a way.

TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Tuesday, April 22, 2014 2:54:50 PM

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Hmmm... Well now that I look silly...
I like green jello. With tequila. In shot glasses.

LadyX
Posted: Tuesday, April 22, 2014 2:55:44 PM

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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:


Wouldn't "The Gourmet" be better suited since this is food-related? It is kind of food pornish, in a way.


You've swayed me.
MrNudiePants
Posted: Tuesday, April 22, 2014 3:09:28 PM

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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:
Hmmm... Well now that I look silly...
I like green jello. With tequila. In shot glasses.



Ewwwwwwww! That sounds... actually... worth trying. Pour Wine

TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Tuesday, April 22, 2014 3:12:15 PM

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LadyX wrote:

You've swayed me.


Maybe this could be the travelling thread in the forum.

Everyday is like an Easter egg hunt. Who knows where it could be tomorrow!! clown

And Nudie? Jagermeister is actually palatable when mixed with grape jello. Strange but true.

LadyX
Posted: Tuesday, April 22, 2014 3:27:58 PM

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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:


Maybe this could be the travelling thread in the forum.

Everyday is like an Easter egg hunt. Who knows where it could be tomorrow!! clown


BDSM.

Rachel? Any ginger utilization you'd like to share?
Dirty_D
Posted: Tuesday, April 22, 2014 3:48:41 PM

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This is my favorite thread right now :D

RejectReality
Posted: Tuesday, April 22, 2014 9:29:32 PM

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At a time when everyone should be trying to move past a very ugly episode, those first few posts, coming from moderators, and on a section of the forum that has an official capacity, were hardly a positive step toward that goal.

The people who feel ill-used in the last couple of days aren't likely to read those posts as lighthearted fun, but rather as mockery and gloating.

That's what left a bad taste in my mouth.

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Posted: Tuesday, April 22, 2014 9:48:15 PM

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All it did was make me hungry.

Someone owes me a Burger by the way.

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Dirty_D
Posted: Wednesday, April 23, 2014 4:01:15 PM

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RejectReality wrote:
At a time when everyone should be trying to move past a very ugly episode, those first few posts, coming from moderators, and on a section of the forum that has an official capacity, were hardly a positive step toward that goal.

The people who feel ill-used in the last couple of days aren't likely to read those posts as lighthearted fun, but rather as mockery and gloating.

That's what left a bad taste in my mouth.


The opening poster is not a mod.

Many people replied, politely, and with humor. Some mods. Some not. I, for one, was very glad to have a thread that was simply entertaining, and not a fight waiting to happen.

RejectReality
Posted: Wednesday, April 23, 2014 7:33:37 PM

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If it had been anywhere but the announcements and feedback forum, I wouldn't have said anything.

angieseroticpen
Posted: Thursday, April 24, 2014 2:35:22 AM

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naughtynurse wrote:


Horsemeat is actually very good for you. It's lower in cholesterol and saturated fats then ground beef.



I agree. I have actually eaten it in Germany. But the quality I am talking about isn't the controlled type. We have had cases in the UK and Ireland where processed Beef Mince and Burgers has contained horsemeat (and other meats) of dubious origin. A recent study was done by the Dept of Health here on 142 Kebab shops. 1/3 of them were found to contain little lamb content but beef, pork and other unidentifiable meats. We make our own burgers and go to a local butcher, select the beef, and watch it being minced. More expensive I know, but we know exactly what we are eating.

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angieseroticpen
Posted: Thursday, April 24, 2014 2:46:38 AM

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LadyX wrote:
It's because they originated in Hamburg, where I spent much of my youth, making meat helmets.




Lfunny I had to google that...

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MrNudiePants
Posted: Thursday, April 24, 2014 7:29:00 AM

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angieseroticpen wrote:




Lfunny I had to google that...



Hey, if there's ANYBODY here that knows what to do with a meat helmet...

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Posted: Monday, April 28, 2014 6:28:45 AM

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For you...


God damn..look at that melted cheese. Are those Sonic double cheese burgers?? Now I want an In'n'Out Double Double..I knew I waited all this time to check this thread out for a reason.

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Posted: Tuesday, April 29, 2014 2:36:52 AM

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Remember when Burger King discontinued the Whopper?

Whopper Freak Out

Just sayin'...

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