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GardenerGuy
Posted: Wednesday, May 07, 2014 6:21:04 PM

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Granted, but you end up using one of these:





.....and after its second use it completely falls apart on you, discouraging you from fishing ever again.


I wish my customers would tip other than at X-mas.

Tranquil
Posted: Wednesday, May 07, 2014 6:27:57 PM

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Location: Curled up in front of a beautiful fire
yes they tip all year round for you, but unfortunately for you the tax man places extra on tips and finds a way to ensure you pay 70% on every single dollar you get.

I wish i could spend more time here on lush and also get the time to finish my latest story.




http://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/my-mother-warned-me-1.aspx



[i]Poem : The Cyber Touch http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/the-cyber-touch.aspx
Poem : The Last Moments http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/the-last-moments.aspx
Story : One day only http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/one-day-only.aspx
Poem: My Toy http://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/my-toy.aspx#comments/i]


hiddentalent123
Posted: Wednesday, May 07, 2014 6:29:59 PM

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Granted: Your customers will also tip every February 29th.

I wish I could have met Ernest Hemingway
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 07, 2014 6:44:36 PM

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Granted but you die the same time he does.

I wish I could find the perfect man with the perfect penis that can make love perfectly
GardenerGuy
Posted: Wednesday, May 07, 2014 8:01:53 PM

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Tranquil wrote:
I wish i could spend more time here on lush and also get the time to finish my latest story.


Granted, but you spend so much time here, a very impressed Nicola gets you to take over for a couple months. And the more time you spend on your story the more strangely compelled you are to write that Great Teletubbies Saga.

throbbingwetpussy wrote:
I wish I could find the perfect man with the perfect penis that can make love perfectly


um..........(ahem, ahem)......lol granted? Alas - I turn out to be a hologram like that dude in THX 1138.


I wish I had a nationwide chain of universities named after me.


kiera
Posted: Thursday, May 08, 2014 11:31:58 AM

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Location: drinking tea , United Kingdom
Granted all Universities in Brixton, Liverpool and Essex are now named after you Embarassed

I wish someone would give me a back massage
SheriPie
Posted: Thursday, May 08, 2014 12:03:00 PM

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Location: Day Deaming, United States
Granted....but their hands are so cold you can't stop shivering

I wish someone would bring me a drink

Ardentmale
Posted: Thursday, May 08, 2014 12:21:07 PM

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Location: Jersey Shore, United States
Granted... But they end up pouring it on your shirt.... the ice cold beverage makes your nipples hard, which turns them on... and you end up having amazing sex on your desk at work, get caught by your boss because of your screams and are fired... Now your driving home trying to figure out how to explain this all to hubby... :)

I wish I was a beverage carrier... :D

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SheriPie
Posted: Thursday, May 08, 2014 12:31:49 PM

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Granted.....but you spill the drink all over the woman it was intended for, her nipples get hard, you get turned on, you bend her over her desk and fuck her, her boss hears and fires her. She then drags you home to explain all this to her hubby

I wish I was driving home now.

Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 08, 2014 12:54:40 PM

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Granted ... but it's a stolen one :P

I wish I could have a beer right now ;)
seeker4
Posted: Thursday, May 08, 2014 1:30:13 PM

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Location: Gone walkabout, Canada
Granted but it's a dealcoholized one.

I wish I had a little place in the country where I could hide away.

Its been a while but I finally got a new story out. Enjoy!

Satisfaction in the Park
jacobport
Posted: Thursday, May 08, 2014 2:23:36 PM

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Location: Liverpool, United States
Granted, unfortunately, you hid too well and couldn't get out.

I wish my wishes would really come true

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
ginger86
Posted: Thursday, May 08, 2014 3:56:57 PM

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Location: Lost, United States
granted but why was your last wish "i wish i was dead" bootyshake

i wish i was in england

Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 08, 2014 4:34:45 PM

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Granted, but it rains that whole time you are there and it makes you very depressed.

I wish I didnt have to work tomorrow.
Leigh65
Posted: Thursday, May 08, 2014 4:39:45 PM

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granted but its been raining nonstop and you are stuck on the tube with a power outage.

I wish I knew all of the answers
Leigh65
Posted: Thursday, May 08, 2014 4:41:10 PM

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oops...that was for ginger.

Granted..but you will go shopping and wreck your car.

I wish my skinny jeans still fit
Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 08, 2014 10:01:05 PM

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Granted the slide on you nicely but u wont know there is an added patch on your ass.

Wish i could find a warm spot with my loved one
SheriPie
Posted: Monday, May 12, 2014 8:04:38 PM

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Granted....but it is so small only one of you can fit.

I wish my boobs were smaller.

hiddentalent123
Posted: Monday, May 12, 2014 8:19:31 PM

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I cannot in all good conscience grant that wish SheriPie. Wish denied...dontknow lol

I wish it would stop raining
TheSensualLady
Posted: Tuesday, May 13, 2014 2:12:25 AM

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Location: Kissing your lips while straddling your lap, Unite
Granted but then it gets extremely dry and hot for the whole summer making you wish for some rain to cool things down.

I wish I had a romantic date planned for this week.

hiddentalent123
Posted: Tuesday, May 13, 2014 6:44:24 AM

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Granted: I'll even allow you to supersize that combo meal if you want.

I wish I could reconnect with some friends that I've lost touch with.
HotRodG
Posted: Tuesday, May 13, 2014 8:18:40 AM

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Granted, but they are now homeless and want to borrow money.

I wish I had the power to become invisible at will
kiera
Posted: Tuesday, May 13, 2014 9:29:28 AM

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Granted but your so accident prone it doesn't matter everyone still always knows you're there, which reminds me you still owe me for the loss of my best China.

I wish I could understand the ending of Lost WTF dontknow
bobbie93
Posted: Tuesday, May 13, 2014 9:33:27 AM

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Granted but you now spend countless hours trying to explain to others, who never grasp it, ( you asked the impossible KK)

I wish I understood why people rave about Justin Bieber

alliebug69
Posted: Tuesday, May 13, 2014 10:06:40 AM

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Location: Some Beach, somewhere, United States
Granted, but the understanding gives you a great urge to piss in public.

I wish I felt appreciated for the things I do for friends.



bobbie93
Posted: Tuesday, May 13, 2014 10:09:48 AM

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Granted Allie but that will make you do more ( fuck it Allie I hated spoiling that wish)

I wish my and Allie's wish comes true

Ajax
Posted: Tuesday, May 13, 2014 12:10:04 PM

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Location: getting some sun , United States
Granted, here i am but i can't stay long Lwinking

I wish Allie and Bobbie would come over and wash my cars while topless

knobby
Posted: Wednesday, May 14, 2014 2:52:27 AM

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Granted, but they can't understand why you wanted to be topless

I wish I could be invisible for one day
lanne
Posted: Wednesday, May 14, 2014 3:15:35 AM

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granted, but you suddenly are invited to Oprah's show and you couldn't be found. too bad.

I wish my writer's block goes away
ginger86
Posted: Wednesday, May 14, 2014 4:02:17 AM

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Location: Lost, United States
granted, but you get so many ideas that they get jumbled up and you write nonsense

i wish i was at the beach

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