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deluxeduck
Posted: Monday, January 15, 2007 2:24:56 PM

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The way you sleep during a one night stand can say a lot about your feelings towards the situation …

Wow, this actually feels nice. I could see this maybe going somewhere. But more importantly, if I'm really quiet I think I can stick it in again while she's still sleeping.


God dammit. I KNEW I shouldn't have ignored the fact that she had more armpit hair than me. Or that half-formed ballsac.


Ohhh crap. Oh crap oh crap oh crap. I can't believe I used the 'let's be more than just friends' line to get laid. Or the 'you understand me better than anyone else' line. Or the 'I want you to be my girlfriend after this' line.


Ok, don't panic. She doesn't know the condom broke. She totally could have gotten it from someone else. Just play it cool, and she'll never know. HOLY SHIT THIS IS BAD. THIS. IS. BAD.


Ok, seriously. That has NEVER happened before, I swear. I'm usually a two, three hour kind of guy. I was just nervous because I like you so much. Oh God…


Fuck. Me.


Please don't leave. My roommate beats me when you're not here.


So baby, was it good for—oh forget it, I never even had an erection in the first place. Now please leave so I can strangle myself with the bra you're conveniently going to forget.


Don't judge me.


Jenna
Posted: Tuesday, January 16, 2007 1:11:31 AM

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heh - I can relate to a few of those - the worst being the clingy guy syndrome...yuk!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, December 02, 2009 1:53:04 PM

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jerkit kekekegay

That was good:d/
MMonroe
Posted: Wednesday, December 02, 2009 4:47:45 PM

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Haha

I dont know what I'd do after a one night stand, cos I do love a cuddle but obviously if you dont want a relationship you dont want to give off that impression...... hmm maye i'll just wait for him to come to me



*Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?*



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