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Posted: Tuesday, May 25, 2010 7:28:16 PM

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A PAIR of breast implants and a stuffed seagull are among the astonishing haul of lost property found on buses.

Drivers also discovered a robotic talking monkey and tailor's dummy head, complete with wig.

They were just some of the items that went unclaimed after being left on Lothian Buses' 600-strong fleet.

The firm unveiled the list as they promoted their new policy of recycling unclaimed lost property.

Marketing director Iain Coupar said yesterday: "The breast implants were found in a bag. You have to wonder how anybody can leave something like that on the bus.

"Why were they there in the first place? I don't think they were ever claimed."

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/2010/05/25/breast-implants-and-robot-monkey-among-odd-lost-property-finds-made-on-scots-buses-86908-22283614/
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Posted: Tuesday, May 25, 2010 7:46:59 PM

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omg .... laughing!!

if they find a black & white spiderweb umbrella, it's mine!!!

Van
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Posted: Tuesday, May 25, 2010 7:56:19 PM

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I lost a corporate credit card at...I'm fairly certain... a strip club and not a busline, in 2006.

$250k limit.

Try waking up to that. Four days later sad1

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
stuart1975
Posted: Tuesday, May 25, 2010 11:17:59 PM

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250K Jeff? damn that one hell of a lotta T & A man!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 26, 2010 2:00:46 AM

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i once left my badge and gun in a woman's bedroom when i had to go out the window fast...it was two days before she was able to get it to me thank god i was on vacation
WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, May 26, 2010 10:28:22 AM

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stuart1975 wrote:
250K Jeff? damn that one hell of a lotta T & A man!


It was a helluva business write off, Stu. CEO was present, and told me to pay the tab. heh, I handed the lady the corporate card and 7 hours later, I simply walked off and forgot to collect it.

Okay, so I'd had a few cocktails.

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
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Posted: Wednesday, May 26, 2010 10:59:28 AM

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evil4 evil4 evil4
a few cocktails...clapping
Sorry...funny as hell, though I imagine not at the time...

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 26, 2010 2:43:05 PM

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The only reason I can think of is she showed them to a friend, saying, "Hey, look what I bought". Then forgot them.
CuriousButterfly
Posted: Sunday, August 01, 2010 10:05:17 AM

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or maybe she bought Pamela Anderson's old pair on eBay and was on her way to meet the doctor who was going to insert them????.....LOL

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, August 04, 2010 9:00:07 PM

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my dad once found 13K in an airport bathroom stall...no lie
Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 05, 2010 3:48:20 PM

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must be nice finding some things.....i remember when i was about 11yrs old and we had just moved into a new city and in the room I picked out had a hidden hidding place and I found a box og old playboy and penthouse mags.....it was like finding a pot of gold for a kid....lol
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Posted: Friday, February 25, 2011 10:41:30 AM

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I miss Rocco and the posts like this one he would start
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Posted: Tuesday, March 22, 2011 9:47:35 PM

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wig is mine if its blue!
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