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Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 29, 2010 10:06:33 PM

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L16 http://www.deathclock.com/ L16

There are 4 different modes:

For me my dates are: I used the BMI as well
Normal: 05 Feb 2038 age 70
Pessimistic: 11 Dec 2016 age 49
Sadistic: 05 Feb 2003 age 35 *TAPS*
Optimistic: 01 Mar 2049 age 81
Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 30, 2010 2:15:30 AM

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Wednesday, January 7, 2065
Seconds left to live...
1,723,232,675

and counting. Nice knowing you all.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 30, 2010 8:22:03 AM

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Ataldeath wrote:
Wednesday, January 7, 2065
Seconds left to live...
1,723,232,675

and counting. Nice knowing you all.


Now you only did one do all four modes, you may already be dead L46
teninchstoryteller
Posted: Sunday, May 30, 2010 8:53:48 AM

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I have no idea when my time will come, but in the mean time I'll cum at every opportunity, and when I'm gone from this world to the next I will find some sweet angel or naughty shedevil to accomodate me as well hehe
Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 30, 2010 9:15:57 AM

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Normal- Sunday, June 19, 2044
Seconds left to live...
1,074,602,688
Pessimistic Thursday, March 2, 2034
Seconds left to live...
749,527,990
Sadistic Friday, April 6, 2012
Seconds left to live...
58,327,768
Optimistic Friday, May 22, 2065
Seconds left to live...
1,734,833,435
WellMadeMale
Posted: Sunday, May 30, 2010 9:40:42 AM

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Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,299
Location: Cakeland, United States
1,340,000,000 seconds to live, til November 14, 2052.

I better make some of them worthwhile.

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 30, 2010 10:43:50 AM

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Me my time will come when it comes don't wanna know when personally but hey that's just me
Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 30, 2010 11:50:50 AM

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bikebum1975 wrote:
Me my time will come when it comes don't wanna know when personally but hey that's just me


hello1
Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 30, 2010 2:18:40 PM

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According to my prifile at Lushstories.com, I'm already 136 so I'm doing well. evil4
stang
Posted: Sunday, May 30, 2010 4:31:12 PM

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Sunday may 11th 2053 hopefully there will be some good times from now until then.
mercianknight
Posted: Monday, May 31, 2010 10:03:54 AM

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Location: whispering conspiratorially in your ear, Bermuda
Darn it! Morbid curiousity got the better of me and now I'm told, Pessimistically & Sadistically, that I have already pooped my clogs!! cussing

Good news is that, Normally & Optimistically, I'm good until 73 or 86. hello1 - wonder how much a pack of 'Depends' will cost then?????

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Guest
Posted: Monday, May 31, 2010 11:44:15 AM

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Pooped my clogs? 6
Guest
Posted: Monday, May 31, 2010 3:21:53 PM

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Friday, December 16, 2044
Seconds left to live...
1,090,046,352

Not much longer at all ...
Dancing_Doll
Posted: Monday, May 31, 2010 6:27:51 PM

Rank: Alpha Blonde

Joined: 2/17/2010
Posts: 6,296
Location: West Coast
Sunday, June 15, 2081
Seconds left to live...
2,241,747,271

This technically means I will live until I'm 97 years old!
Hmm... I will definitely be needing a younger man by then... evil4


LadySharon
Posted: Wednesday, June 02, 2010 12:46:07 PM

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Location: The Tundra, United States

Monday, October 11, 2055
Seconds left to live... a lot

I die on my sister's birthday at the age of 73.

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INNOCENTMISERY
Posted: Wednesday, June 02, 2010 12:53:44 PM

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Joined: 4/28/2010
Posts: 415
Location: Albany, United States
NORMAL: Wednesday, May 11, 2050
Seconds left to live...1,260,263,230 and counting


Wow....I'll be a month and a half away from turning 71.



PESSIMISTIC: Saturday, March 19, 2033
Seconds left to live...719,225,950 and counting.



SADISTIC: Monday, May 11, 2015
Seconds left to live...155,724,800 and counting.




OPTIMISTIC: Saturday, July 26, 2064
Seconds left to live...1,708,678,800 and counting.

I'd be 4 days short of 85.




"Nos laetus epulor qui would domito nos. (We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.)"
"Nil satis nisi optimum. (Nothing but the best will do.)"
"I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so...horny." - Sarah Michelle Gellar (Kathryn, Cruel Intentions)
"Sex is just alone time with someone else there." - Taint on The Lex And Terry Show, 11/11/09
"Stupidity isn't a crime, so you're free to go."
"I am The Devil, too. There can only be one devil. One of us must go." - Ozzy Osbourne at the end of his cover of "Sympathy For The Devil"
"Your ego is not your amigo." - Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries
"It's my world. I'm just letting you live here." - Mandy, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
Guest
Posted: Thursday, June 24, 2010 1:10:03 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 537,411
Tuesday, May 17, 2044
Seconds left to live...
1,069,577,410
Guest
Posted: Monday, July 26, 2010 11:09:23 PM

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dates:

Normal- July 30, 2063
Pesimistic- June 10, 2045
Sadistic- July 30, 2026
Optomistic- Sept. 8, 2080

great i am going to be overheated.help
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 27, 2010 6:15:23 AM

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I also used my BMI and I got...

Normal--Mon Dec 27 2060--age 72
Pessimistic--Sat Mar 7 2037--age 49 Eh?
Sadistic--Wed Dec 27 2023--age 35sad1
Optimistic--Mon Mar 4 2086--age 98laughing6 much better I can do that one
MrNudiePants
Posted: Tuesday, July 27, 2010 7:08:55 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/10/2009
Posts: 2,141
Location: United States
Normal mode:

Monday, February 21, 2039
Seconds left to live...
901,551,233

Pessimistic Mode:

Wednesday, January 20, 2021
Seconds left to live...
330,792,793


Sadistic Mode: I'm already dead.
Thursday, February 21, 2002
Seconds left to live...
0


Optimistic mode:

Monday, March 16, 2054
Seconds left to live...
1,376,923,900


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