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housedad56
Posted: Friday, June 11, 2010 9:37:12 AM

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One night a young man was traveling down a country road. He wasn't from around here so he didn't know where he really was. All of a sudden, his car started to act funny and then died. He couldn't get it started again and looked around for a house to phone a tow. He spotted one about a 1/4 up the road and started walking toward it. As he approached the house he saw the lights were still on meaning someone was still awake. He knocked on the door and a farmer answered. He told the farmer "Sir, my car broke down just down the road. Could I please use your phone to call a tow." The farmer eyed the young man and said,"At this time of night you ain't gonna git no tow. I guess I could put you up for the night and you can call in the morning."The young man replied, "Thank you very much sir. I do appreciate this." Following the farmer to the guest bedroom, the farmer said, "I have one rule for you young man, you leave my daughter alone. I know how you city folk are about young girls." Just at that moment, the daughter emerged from the bathroom The young man thought to himself,"OMG, she is hot." The daughter smiled and winked as she walked into her bedroom. The farmer stopped at the next room and said "You'll sleep here." the young man thanked him and entered the room. Just about 15 minutes later, the farmer came in with a big basket of eggs. The young man was puzzled by this and asked, Why the eggs sir." the farmer replied, "So you stay put and leave my daughter alone." At that moment, the daughter walked by the door and with a warm smile, gave a little wave. When the farmer finished he walked out and closed the door. The young man could not stop thinking about the daughter and how much he wanted to do her. After about a half hour, the young man thought "Oh damn, I've got to have her." He started to move and broke a few eggs. He moved some more and broke even more eggs. Thinking "Oh hell, I'll clean this up later." got up, tiptoed to the daughter's room and screwed her brains out. When he returned to his room and saw the eggs, he thought, "How am I going to fix this." Thinking quickly, he gathered all the broken shells, cleaned up the yolks and glued the shells back together. Placing them around himself, he fell into a fitful sleep.

In the morning, the farmer walked into the room, seeing the young man asleep, he picked up an egg and broke it. It was empty. He pick up another and broke it. Empty again. He picked up another and another and another. All empty. The farmer went to get his shotgun, walked out to the hen house and said,"All right, which one of you roosters been using a rubber."

May all your ups and downs be between the sheets.
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Posted: Friday, June 11, 2010 9:44:48 AM

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lol.... that was hilarious.
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Posted: Friday, June 11, 2010 10:22:42 AM

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lol A+ joke
JimL
Posted: Friday, June 11, 2010 8:18:06 PM

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Good idea with good result.
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