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A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his
new electric train in the living room.. She heard the train stop and her son saying,
'All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now....cause this is the
last stop!
And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the
train...cause we're going down the tracks.'
The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language
in this house.
Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice
language.' Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train.
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...
'All passengers please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a
pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.'
She heard her little darling continue...'For those of you just boarding, remember,
there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today.'
As the mother began to smile, the child added, 'For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.
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I love this one....LMAO!!!!!!
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"Where words fail, music speaks..."
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LMAO!!! I love that joke!
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That was great! LMFAO!!!
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LOL
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He runs that train station, huh? 
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You could almost see a little kid doing it,huh?
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This joke reminds me of the commute I used to do when working in London. I miss that daily experience like a hole in the head 
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I'll bet. Like riding the subway in NYC
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Or the "L" in Chicago....LOL!
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"Where words fail, music speaks..."
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Ah, probably not similar to the NYC subways. I don't think anyway. In England, air conditioning is not as prevalent as in the US of A. The trains there can get quite stuffy, hot, and like NYC, armpit to armpit standing up and moving as one.....
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I think the type of ppl in the NYC subways are horrible. meh, you can keep them.
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