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At various times of a budding relationship, (within the first two days to two months)...I have heard: "Where have you been all my life?" "You and I would make some gorgeous/wonderful children." "I love to (suck cock) (give rim jobs) (be your cum dumpster)." "I have never fucked on the 1st date before." Anyone else care to add to this list (or perhaps you've heard the same)...Shame on you if you've uttered them! 
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next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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"I love you" on the first date, before we even got back to my place. And yes, I said before we got back to my place. I shouldn't have took her home, but she was hot. lol.
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"I love you... like a friend."
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This will be fun to read! Somehow I have a hunch that only you guys will particapate in this thread..
Cannot wait to read more, lol
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"Don't worry about that, it is just a yeast infection."
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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"I love Asians- so are you Chinese or Japanese?"
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Oh, no - I can't stay out past 12:00 or my babysitter charges extra...
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"I'm not really 21, but I have a great ID." And then you're wondering how old she really is.
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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WellMadeMale wrote:"I'm not really 21, but I have a great ID." And then you're wondering how old she really is. Wait- that's my line! Did we hook up once? 
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"It's not you it's me. I swear it's me."
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 Each time on the next day after having sex a woman I dated would say to Me, I was talking to Jesus today about what we did last night because it does not feel right. I would always nod and be understanding while thinking to Myself, Well I know you've been talking to him, because you sure were calling his name last night. LOL -MV
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At the 2-3 week point hearing "I think we should move in together" had me running for the hills.
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"Latex irritates the hell out of me, I'm clean, don't put one on, mmmkay?"
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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on the SECOND date: "I hope you don't mind, but I invited my parents to have lunch with us. I wanted to introduce you to them". I then went back to his house and found a picture of me, framed, and sitting on his fireplace mantle. Again... this was our second date. I had to pick my jaw up off the ground.
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Dancing_Doll wrote:on the SECOND date:
"I hope you don't mind, but I invited my parents to have lunch with us. I wanted to introduce you to them".
I then went back to his house and found a picture of me, framed, and sitting on his fireplace mantle. Again... this was our second date. I had to pick my jaw up off the ground. Hope you ran like hell.
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On the third date, I met her folks on a riverboat cruise, where I was cornered and drilled for 2 hours. "So, you're the young man we've heard so much about." I'd been seeing her for less than a week, how much could they have known about me? "Suzette tells us you really know how to eat her pussy, and she loves how your cock fits in her throat! What's your secret?"
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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ah I see I miscalculated my hunch, my apologiez ladies.. here is my contribution Few years back I thought I had one night stand. We were at his place and after good night... he asked if I want to marry him, not right now he sad but in a year would be perfect  That was my worst cringe.
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LusciousLola wrote:Dancing_Doll wrote:on the SECOND date:
"I hope you don't mind, but I invited my parents to have lunch with us. I wanted to introduce you to them".
I then went back to his house and found a picture of me, framed, and sitting on his fireplace mantle. Again... this was our second date. I had to pick my jaw up off the ground. Hope you ran like hell. Oh god. No, unfortunately I wasn't that smart. To be honest I should have seen it coming when after the first date, he sent me a flower arrangement so enormous that it required both my roommate and I to carry the vase together when it was delivered the next day. I dated him for a few months (he was young, hot, successful, and rich... so he seemed good on paper... just not anywhere else!). Then came the marriage talk at month four. I circumvented the actual proposal by faking a family illness to get out of a 'romantic trip', and then then did the painful "it's not you, it's me" break-up. I did learn my lesson though! I said "no" upfront when he asked me again a full year later. LOL Sorry to take the thread off track...
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"It's not fair to you" WTF I'll decide what's fair to me what a piss poor cop out!
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 Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
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Does it have to be relationship-based? Because something that always makes ME cringe is, "Could you step out of the car, sir? And please bring your license and registration..."
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Dancing_Doll wrote:Sorry to take the thread off track... Hey, this thread is made for jacking...besides, I created it and I'm the mod of this area...so Thread jack to your heart's content, Everyone!! As long as MNP and LadyX don't mind 
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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MrNudiePants wrote:Does it have to be relationship-based? Because something that always makes ME cringe is, "Could you step out of the car, sir? And please bring your license and registration..." That's kind of a budding relationship, MNP. You're both going to spend 20 to 45 minutes getting to know one another, sort of more intimately than you would with other folks you bump into on the road. I usually hate: "Sir, have you had anything to drink, tonight?" Especially if I have had a cocktail or two...and then I have to lie and avert my breath downward and sound like fcktard when I'm talking - to blow my exhalation down and away from his face.
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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"Don't take this personally, but..."
"I like you as a friend."
"With all due respect..."
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On a one-night stand:
"Just so you know....I don't usually do this type of thing."
Doesn't make me cringe....just makes me roll my eyes.
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I've had what damon and rocco said to me before. The worst was a date I was on, my then-boyfriend asked me, "What would our kid look like if I knocked you up." I have never ran home so fast in my life.
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I love this thread!
Coming from a fuck buddy (that I was too embarrassed to be seen with in public) the sex was great though! “Oh Mara, lets make a baby Mara! Let’s make a baby!”
The first time he did it I was freaked out but I figured it was just a ‘in the heat of the moment’ kind of thing… The second time I was out of there, I didn’t even look back!
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Spend a quiet night at home alone. Talk to the guy the next day. "So I saw you last night. You looked really cute." 
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Haha, these are hilarious.
One of my boyfriend's teammates cornered me one day and tried to be all smooth,
"I've seen your boyfriends cock in the locker room, he ain't got nothing on me. Just a quick suck and he'll never have to know. Ive been seeing you watch me."
Best part is, my man is perfectly sized for me & I didnt even know this boys name let alone 'watch' him.
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things that make me cringe...every wedding and bloody christening that I go to someone turns to me and my partner and ask when we are getting married or having a kid...
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