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Joined: 7/12/2010
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Location: Rocky Mountains
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Women who behave rarely make history.
May your orgasms be multiple.
Charlese Le'Push
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Joined: 10/27/2009
Posts: 1,275
Location: United States
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 And to top it all off it's on a scooter.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 331,951
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I've seen a few. I had one that said Vicious Power Hungry Bitch.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/27/2008
Posts: 193
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The Popemobile: Bullets are real! Your God is Not!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 331,951
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"If you can read this, thank a teacher
If you're reading it in English, thank a soldier"
I have this one on my car and it's the only one I've ever had on any of my vehicles.
Ling
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T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 7/12/2010
Posts: 59
Location: Rocky Mountains
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Do not metal in the affairs of dragons for you are tasty and good with ketchup
May your orgasms be multiple.
Charlese Le'Push
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 1/29/2010
Posts: 97
Location: Washington
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A guy I know has this one.
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
Yea, people tend to back off after reading it.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/10/2009
Posts: 2,033
Location: ATL in da house!!!, United States
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I just saw this one this weekend: "Back Off, or I'll Fart."
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Rank: Lurker
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Posts: 331,951
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MrNudiePants wrote:I just saw this one this weekend:
"Back Off, or I'll Fart."
LOL ... should get that one for my brother! lol
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 331,951
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 9/3/2009
Posts: 10
Location: southeast
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Two of my all time favorites were:
My karma ran over my dogma!
And
I brake for hallucinations
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/30/2008
Posts: 4,633
Location: In search of a warm place, United States
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Algol
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Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,408
Location: Right here on Lush Stories...
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I could think of a few, but this one certainly holds true... 
 You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/6/2010
Posts: 248
Location: Earth
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"This car protected by Smith & Wesson 3 days a week. Feel lucky?" "Nuke the gay baby seals for Jesus"
Making DoThis Old House
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 7/12/2010
Posts: 59
Location: Rocky Mountains
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All that glitters has a high reflective index.
One time at band camp
Squirrel Bait
May your orgasms be multiple.
Charlese Le'Push
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 7/12/2010
Posts: 59
Location: Rocky Mountains
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VanGogh wrote:
T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female
God Yes
May your orgasms be multiple. Charlese Le'Push
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 7/12/2010
Posts: 59
Location: Rocky Mountains
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Exakta66 wrote:I could think of a few, but this one certainly holds true... I think your signature quote should be a bumper sticker. hehe
May your orgasms be multiple. Charlese Le'Push
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/19/2009
Posts: 267
Location: Roanoke, United States
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I saw one once that said: "My kid arrested your honor student"
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/10/2010
Posts: 196
Location: Southern, United States
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my favorite sticker is SIT DOWN SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE RIDE
Get on Get in Enjoy the ride
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
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NOTHING BEATS THE HUG FROM A CHILD WITH CEREBRAL PALSY AND I GET ONE DAILY
NOT BEING ABLE OT SPEAK IS NOT THE SAME AS HAVING NOTHING TO SAY
DISABILITY IS NOT ALWAYS VISIBLE
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Rank: Constant Gardener
Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 9,560
Location: Cakeland, United States
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 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Rank: Flirtatiously Fluttering
Joined: 7/19/2010
Posts: 2,412
Location: NOYB, Canada
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DEKCUF ER’UOY SIHT DAER NAC UOY FI 
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Rank: Lurker
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Driver Married Carrys No Cash
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/5/2011
Posts: 536
Location: Weston, United States
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MY OTHER CAR IS A PIECE OF SHIT TOO
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/10/2009
Posts: 1,889
Location: United Kingdom
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I couldnt upload it but i have a photo of one i took at a car show: No hands signals, driver wanking
*Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?*
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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 10/30/2010
Posts: 6
Location: London
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ha mine is one i saw on a rustbucket of a car that said ''This car may be a slow heap of shit, But it in front of yours'' made me laugh. But could find a picture of it :(
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 4/5/2010
Posts: 97
Location: California, United States
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Every Time You Vote Republican God Kills A Kitten
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Rank: Lurker
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Posts: 331,951
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 10/21/2010
Posts: 1,211
Location: United States
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I am a whore. Find something else to fight about. - Nell Gwyn (to her coachman, who was fighting a man for calling her a whore)
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