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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another, eight in a row. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Moral: Never put a woman to the test.
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So who passed?? 
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Good one.
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Actually, the woman did get the job but was fired later for bitching her targets to death. Deemed too cruel.
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Welcome and so long. You are so dead meat.  Bat
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WickedDrX wrote:Actually, the woman did get the job but was fired later for bitching her targets to death. Deemed too cruel. Welcome DrX.  Not sure you've made too many female friends right there 
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Lush wrote:WickedDrX wrote:Actually, the woman did get the job but was fired later for bitching her targets to death. Deemed too cruel. Welcome DrX. Not sure you've made too many female friends right there I don't think he did either...lol
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WickedDrX wrote:Actually, the woman did get the job but was fired later for bitching her targets to death. Deemed too cruel. Hey Zafia i got my swords you get your whip and lets teach him some manners. 
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WickedDr...looks like the woman are teaming up to teach you a lesson... Don't worry I'll watch your back (from a distance)...lmao
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What up Dr. X.... Don't think we have been properly introduced yet....... 
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Zafia wrote:What up Dr. X.... Don't think we have been properly introduced yet....... Dr X. I think I'll rather watch Z's back....it's nicer
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Move over Fireman...I wanna watch Z's backside too...
~~Tech
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
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Can I sit with you Tech?
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Lil_Birdie wrote:Can I sit with you Tech? *Pats the spot right next to me*...Of course LB! 
~~TechTwo wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
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Yeaaa!!!  
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MMM you smell good...or is that the popcorn? Or both?  Here...have some wine to wash down the popcorn 
~~TechTwo wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
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Lean in a little closer and find out... Yes, I would love some wine...
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Leans in closer...pours you a glass...tilts my head to see more of Z's amazing backside....what a nice way to spend a Saturday morning....
~~Tech
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
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I totally agree.
It IS an excellent view....
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smiles....pours you another glass...
~~Tech
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
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techgoddess wrote:smiles....pours you another glass... Are you trying to seduce me? LOL
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Lil_Birdie wrote:techgoddess wrote:smiles....pours you another glass... Are you trying to seduce me? LOL Just enjoying a lovely Saturday morning with one of my fellow temptresses....
~~TechTwo wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
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techgoddess wrote:Lil_Birdie wrote:techgoddess wrote:smiles....pours you another glass... Are you trying to seduce me? LOL Just enjoying a lovely Saturday morning with one of my fellow temptresses.... We need Zaf to join us, don't we? Hey Z, hurry up and beat that guy so you can play with us...
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Lil_Birdie wrote:techgoddess wrote:Lil_Birdie wrote:techgoddess wrote:smiles....pours you another glass... Are you trying to seduce me? LOL Just enjoying a lovely Saturday morning with one of my fellow temptresses.... We need Zaf to join us, don't we? Hey Z, hurry up and beat that guy so you can play with us... two's company....three is delicious!
~~TechTwo wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
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Yummy!!
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Oui il est très délicieux !
~~TechTwo wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
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techgoddess wrote:Oui il est très délicieux ! I do so love it when you break out into French...Oo La La!! LOL
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Le Français est une langue très séduisante n'est ce pas?
~~Déesse de technologie
~~Tech
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
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Hmmmm, wonder how the French would treat a tourist moseying by, looking for directions about now..
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I totally agree Tech and Birdie. Can I sitting with you ladies and watch the show? I brought tequila. 
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