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how big are your boobs, do you shave, and what color are your panties. I haven't been able to find any other threads on this particular subject, so I thought I would ask in my own way. Janice tapped her fingers on her desk in succession while waiting for...
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..a reply, any reply. Meanwhile, up popped a one-on-one chat. Then another, and another. It seemed the World of Warcraft crowd was taking a game break, because one of the chat screens...
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... was entitled "HornyTroll" and flocks of horny Warcrafters, having spent twelve hours straight on the internet, drinking stale cokes and eating cold, congealed five-cheese pizza, suddenly found their secret, shameful masturbation fantasy exploding into full bloom before them on the Lush website -- OMG, maybe there ARE trolls, and maybe they DO get horny, and I've always wanted... always wanted... to... to... And like a well trained mass army, thousands of fingers pounded on thousands of keyboards, and all the one-on-one chats at Lush suddenly flamed with the same torrid question, ...
You've been a bad girl! Now take your pajamas off and go to my room!
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"Are objects in the mirror as big as they appear?". It came in a multitude of copious responses spurting forth their knowledge. Overfilled minds poured out their accumulated intelligence resulting in this one question being reverberated. But the gamer typed up a response sure to befuddle all of their quandaries like a teacher assigning homework before summer vacation, and that question was...
Well I hope I never figure out
Who broke your heart ~ Baby if I do
Well I'd spend all night losing sleep
I'd spend the night and I'd lose my mind
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is the proper usage, cummed or came? Carefully counting the number of beats within the couplets of his stanza, Bogart realized...
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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...that he had written his symphony in the wrong time signature. He announced to the orchestra that there was only one course of action...
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...one that might cost millions of dollars and thousands of gerbils. With a hiss, he unlatched the thermal transducer on the Encabulator, carefully avoiding the marzel vanes, but unfortunately...
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stamped on by jason , making his lover jump into his arms
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and as Jason stared into the face of his lover, he whispered "Babe, you really do need to shave that beard. I can see a piece of bacon from breakfast in there."
Angela, now worried that Jason was also going to ask her to shave the hair on and around her nipples, leapt out of his arms....
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...stumbled upon the cat, fell down the stairs, stood up and went to the kitchen to make some popcorn. It's the first time...
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He'd tried oyster flavored popcorn. According to the site he'd purchased it from, it would increase his libido.
But instead...
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it made his woman so horny that he had to call customservice for advice. Birgit leaned in...
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...to the wind, struggling to maintain her balance against it. Being blown that hard was a novel experience to her -- hell, she was a woman! Being blown at all was...
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considered something only back-alley sluts do to get a quick buck to keep up their habit of choice. To please him, she.......
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... twisted herself into the form of a bizarre yet strangely appealing Mobius loop. Not knowing she had those capabilities, he adjusted the bulge in his....
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...backpack to better conceal the replica Darth Vader helmet he had hidden there.
He spread the long fingers of his broad hands across.......
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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the pectoral muscles of his upper torso and tweaked his own erect nipples. His estrogen injections had apparently not...
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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.... firmed up his moobs (man tits) enough for him to wear that frilly half-cup bra he had purchased last week.
She looked across the dining table and sighed as she saw .......
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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the shredded remains of her prized purple electronic Rabbit vibrator; she should have heeded the warnings of her boyfriend who had previously indicated that her favored lube reminded him of the scent of Purina puppy chow. Trapped in the elevator, between floors...
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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... she had no choice but to strip off her panties, throw the seven WarCraft gamers to the floor, fuck them stupid, stack their exhausted bodies one atop the other, and climb up on top of the stack so that she could exit the ceiling hatch and climb on top of the elevator. She reached up, thankful for all the exercise she had done in the gym, and pulled apart the exterior elevator doors. But as the doors popped open, her jaw dropped to her incredibly awesome tits as she saw...
You've been a bad girl! Now take your pajamas off and go to my room!
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Gav's true Identity as he put on his stormtrooper costume over his giant yoda ears. "Don't tell Nicola that...
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there isn't a single thing tactical advisers wanted more than a Barbie doll still in its original packaging. Spending time searching ebay proved fruitless except for the papaya and current Susie bought at bargain basement prices. Though one item caught her attention especially...
Well I hope I never figure out
Who broke your heart ~ Baby if I do
Well I'd spend all night losing sleep
I'd spend the night and I'd lose my mind
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...the pair of irridescent pink Crocs that just screamed "wear me" at her.
Sat in her pink bathrobe, looking in the mirror at her pale blue hair curlers stacked atop her head, she suddenly thought..........
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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orange mohawk, nothing says, 'Supreme self-confidence' like a new hairdo! But what color should I adorn my nails with, she wondered as she chewed them to the quick and shrank back...
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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... from the realisation that she has just flipped herself the bird; why, she truly did not know.
Thinking this over, she sucked back a generous glass of chilled champagne, and was beginning to relax when suddenly, a shrill and ear splitting shriek caused her to tumble to the floor, although her champagne bearing hand was held valiantly high...
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....and she realised the shriek was her own unexpected reaction to hitting the "ON" button to her remote controlled butterfly vibrator which she had put in place earlier, ready for this evenings activities.
He held the key mere inches from the key-hole, all the while thinking........
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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... that perhaps the key of G wasn't really what Bach had intended for the Goldberg Variations.
But wait! Suddenly a strange whistling sound filled his ears; or perhaps it was the intergalactic wave length that strengthened and made more enduring his preternaturally strong erectile...
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or it was the stupid ringtone his PA had programmed into his gleaming high end mobile phone (She hadn't been hired her for intelligence). He barked his name into the phone and listened as an Eastern European voice instructed him to...
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...be at the job site 9:00AM sharp if he still wanted that job, and to bring his own tools and make sure he packed a lunch. Almost immediately, he began to worry that...
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...the heavy duty construction boots may clash with his lime green, form fitting latex body suit. He was fretting over where he could store his spirit level when, suddenly, there was a knock at the door........
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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