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In the hospital, where a family member lay gravely ill, the relatives gathered in the waiting room. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.'
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'
The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain; $200 for a female brain.'
The moment turned awkward. Some of the men actually had to'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the women.
A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more than a female brain?'
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the female brains a lot lower because they've been used.'
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*Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?*
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 oh chef
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Well it is funny now!!
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Booooooooo
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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lmao!!!
 *smiles, hugs, and lollipops* NEW STORY UP PLEASE READ COMMENT AND VOTE!! THANKS!!! http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/a-new-beginning.aspxSassy
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 You'll pay for that one 
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element "If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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mercianknight wrote: You'll pay for that one I know but, it was cute. 
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You leave her applebutter ALONE!!  LOVED IT
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Oh great ... just what we need ... more women vs. men bashing ... thumbs down.
Just sayin' ...
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 Why is this one funny while BudIce's post about female hormones in beer is not?
Making DoThis Old House
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ReallyHard wrote: Why is this one funny while BudIce's post about female hormones in beer is not? I don't know. I didn't see it.
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