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A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband."
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...... the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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That's right. 
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 I like stories with a twist.
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Ha ha ha
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that made me laugh : ) thanks
Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
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heheee love it!
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Don't know what you got until it's gone!  
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it 
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Ha!! Good one :)
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Be appreciative of what you have because there is someone out there that wants her..
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That was great. :3
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Sucks for him. I don't think I could ever ask for Irka to be different.
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