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has fake tits.
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Doesn;t have tits.
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Has a spider monkey living between her tits?
Oh...and it's name is Gerald St. Montoya.
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betty is really a mermaid and comes on land to seduce men or girls
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puppie stuffs her bra.
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I seen trashman outside my window last night wearing a trench coat and stroking his cock
It has been scientifically proven that any woman can be satisfied with only 3 1/2 inches --- and it doesn't matter if it is Visa or Mastercard
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that was me except the cock part it might look like i was but i was actually fucking myself with a dildo, and albertagirl is the pheonix from the X-men.
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sadbi is a tranny and that was no dildo
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Slutpuppie is truly a slut.
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tears slips into my bedroom each night
and ravishes me
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Slut doesn't like oral sex, giving or recieving.
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and why is slut giving you oral now
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SP sleeps in a easter bunny suit.
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Tears is the Easter Bunny. And thanks for leaving a rabbit vibrator in my basket last year.
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sadbi-virgin has silicon boobs
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that is how vegeta really looks
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slut pup is vegeta
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slut pup is vegeta
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SadBi-Virgin isn't actually bi or a virgin
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but stuart is actually bi and a virgin
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eslutpuppi wrote:but stuart is actually bi and a virgin lol why yes i am bi bi-lingual slutpuppie isn't really blond , she just dyes her hair blond cause she heard they have more fun 
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That is Stuart in his avatar. 'Sit, boy!'
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Obscura has joined the dark side of the force or as we say in french " La Cote Obscure"
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don't worry all stuart has been neutered
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When Slutpuppie was in High School, she fucked the entire Football team at halftime of the Championship Game. It caused them to blow a 35-0 lead lead and lose. She was later expelled, not because of what she did, but because she was too tired to fuck the coach too.
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Nikki doesn't have the most lickable pussy ever
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KailaLynn prefers to wash her hair with Hamburger Helper.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
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fickle isn.t really a pickle, he's a gerkin.
just had the picture blown uo
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slutpuppie is a conservative well behaved old lady
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Kailal is really an old man.
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