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rxtales
Posted: Monday, July 06, 2009 8:54:46 PM

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I have just arrived in the states and have aqcuired a car from one of my family members. The radio only plays christian channels and there is a christian rock CD stuck in the CD player. I got sick of the silence so turned on the radio. In one of the songs the singer said that he had just gotten to second base with God. What does that mean?
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Posted: Monday, July 06, 2009 9:09:03 PM

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Lmfao!

First of all, you poor thing, the stereo situation in your car doesn't sound good... so commiserations.

Secondly, that sounds like the type of song that shouldn't be aired on a Christian radio station, ever! lol... I'm baffled, I even tried a google search, which was most unhelpful.

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0tyslut
Posted: Monday, July 06, 2009 9:14:10 PM

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I did another search... found an article, and in it is a quote from Rick Warren (???)...

"Some churches also do an excellent job of helping believers develop the habits that lead to spiritual maturity (that’s getting to second base)."

http://www.free-sermons.org/pdf/print.php?t=11193

*shrugs shoulders*

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rxtales
Posted: Monday, July 06, 2009 9:16:23 PM

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Thanks. It puzzled me slightly.
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Posted: Tuesday, July 07, 2009 12:16:36 AM

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That's the way it goes. There are all these Christian youth kids. They're just jumping to screw their little heads off, but all they got is this guitar...der der der der der der der da dum.
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Posted: Tuesday, July 07, 2009 6:45:19 PM

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It only works if you date Jesus.

http://www.datejesus.com/date/
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Posted: Tuesday, July 07, 2009 8:42:16 PM

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Give the car back, it's possessed.
rxtales
Posted: Tuesday, July 07, 2009 8:46:18 PM

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nicola wrote:
Give the car back, it's possessed.


It might be. But now I can play CDs!!! hello1 I put a fondue stick thing into the cd player and it just spit it out! So I have just burnt some Cds to play! happy8
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Posted: Tuesday, July 07, 2009 10:53:49 PM

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roccotool wrote:
It only works if you date Jesus.

http://www.datejesus.com/date/



that. was. AWESOME!


this is why i love you, Roc!
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Posted: Tuesday, July 07, 2009 11:23:17 PM

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roccotool wrote:
It only works if you date Jesus.

http://www.datejesus.com/date/


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Irish need not apply.

That doesn't sound like what Jesus would do...

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Posted: Tuesday, July 07, 2009 11:27:05 PM

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Irish need not apply.


This makes sense...everyone knows God hates Irish people...that's why I claim my Filipina half most of the time.

evil4
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Posted: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 2:06:36 PM

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Quote:
Musicians and artists especially favored.


It seems he would favor carpenters more. dontknow
rxtales
Posted: Wednesday, July 08, 2009 7:07:52 PM

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lexylove wrote:
roccotool wrote:
It only works if you date Jesus.

http://www.datejesus.com/date/



that. was. AWESOME!


this is why i love you, Roc!


I agree
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If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
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Posted: Wednesday, November 17, 2010 11:27:20 AM

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Nothing else going on in your life these days, dear, if you feel you have to resurrect such an outdated thread?
rxtales
Posted: Wednesday, November 17, 2010 2:56:08 PM

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Ha.

When I saw the topic name I had no idea what it was going to be about. Now I remember.

I wonder if the singer ever made it to third base.
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Posted: Wednesday, November 17, 2010 4:17:11 PM

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gypsymoth wrote:
Nothing else going on in your life these days, dear, if you feel you have to resurrect such an outdated thread?


Had a nice bump .jpg to use, Gypsy. Lemme go see what else I can bring back to the attention of the n00bs

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
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Posted: Wednesday, November 17, 2010 4:21:58 PM

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Haha its not meant to be dirty, but then again christian rock has to find ways to relate to young people and how better than through sex right? That's the language every body understands and so it gets your attention. Its not total BS either, I mean cumming is such a spiritual thing to go through and in that moment of pure extasy I do feel closer to Jesus as I should. God have us the pleasure of sex so we should not forget to give thanks for its goodness. Hope this helps??
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Posted: Wednesday, November 17, 2010 4:34:00 PM

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Well not sure about that one, but I have a Christian rap CD Titled"Last Street Preacher" by an artist called T-Bone. One line talks about doing a drive by on the Devil with a 44 magnum.
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Posted: Thursday, November 18, 2010 12:30:45 AM

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Did you ever get the CD out of the player?


bump...he he
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Posted: Thursday, November 18, 2010 7:50:46 PM

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Is that considered an official "Christian song", Sil?
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Posted: Thursday, November 18, 2010 8:08:20 PM

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roccotool wrote:
Is that considered an official "Christian song", Sil?


LMFAO!!

Its the b-side track to:

"I Live to Please You, Jesus (but please don't shoot it on my face)"
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rxtales
Posted: Saturday, November 20, 2010 5:20:37 PM

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eiotis123 wrote:
Did you ever get the CD out of the player?


bump...he he


Yes, I believe I did. But that I haven't been in that car in over a year
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