Welcome Guest Search | Active Topics | Members | Log In | Register

Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you Options · View
Guest
Posted: Monday, November 22, 2010 7:42:41 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 532,050
Dudealicious is really a 4 foot 11 inch woman with no hair or teeth and an ass so big it can't fit through doorways.
Guest
Posted: Monday, November 22, 2010 8:21:27 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 532,050
Imhapless lost his canoe in the drought of 1946 ...and now just uses his oar for spanking
Dudealicious
Posted: Monday, November 22, 2010 8:25:51 AM

Rank: Wise Ass

Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 5,411
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
Ouch!! LOL!

imhapless is a national god in Slovakia for his wood carvings of gnomes - in fact his latest creation was sold in a Southeby's auction for 13.4 million euro!

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

LusciousLola
Posted: Monday, November 22, 2010 10:21:26 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/5/2010
Posts: 2,877
Location: Island of tranquility
Dudealicious thinks dudes are super delicious.
Dudealicious
Posted: Monday, November 22, 2010 10:28:58 AM

Rank: Wise Ass

Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 5,411
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
Now now Lola!!

Lola is a Ukranian Dancer touring with the Ukranski dance troup - unfortunately for her she left her dance shoes in her hotel room and is now dancing in paper bags

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

Guest
Posted: Monday, November 22, 2010 11:21:10 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 532,050
Conny-sure, LusciousLola, and Dudealicious merged their profile pages and screen names and became Unsureifdudeorgals
Dudealicious
Posted: Monday, November 22, 2010 1:31:58 PM

Rank: Wise Ass

Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 5,411
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
Imhapless found out that he has a secret fetish for people that use toothpicks

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

Guest
Posted: Monday, November 22, 2010 2:02:22 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 532,050
Dudealicious won an AVN award (oscars of porn) for the best actress for his/her breath taking performance as snowwhite in the porn "snowwhite and the seven dwarfs"
Dudealicious
Posted: Monday, November 22, 2010 2:07:43 PM

Rank: Wise Ass

Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 5,411
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
bendovernow is a huge fan of the wooden dutch clog - so much so he masturbated with one once ending up with splinters (in you know where) OUCH!

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

GabrielSweet
Posted: Monday, November 22, 2010 8:05:00 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 10/17/2010
Posts: 95
Location: Shelbyville
And Dude voluntered to remove each one, ooohhhh


bootyshake














God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time - Robin Williams.


angel7


Guest
Posted: Monday, November 22, 2010 9:21:28 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 532,050
Did you know that Gabriel has not one tooth in his mouth - and that's the reason for him only allowing himself the briefest smile ..and that only in the mating season.
Dudealicious
Posted: Tuesday, November 23, 2010 5:31:34 AM

Rank: Wise Ass

Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 5,411
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
This one time at band camp - Conny stuck a french horn up his ass and played an abbreviated version of yankee doodle dandy

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, November 23, 2010 6:24:05 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 532,050
The first time he ever wanked - Dude came so hard he blew his whole "starfish" off ...and now has a prosthetic sphincter
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, November 23, 2010 9:06:45 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 532,050
conny has splinters in his ass from using a wooden dildo
LusciousLola
Posted: Tuesday, November 23, 2010 9:30:27 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/5/2010
Posts: 2,877
Location: Island of tranquility
girllicker had a gangbang with Conny, Dude, and Gabriel. I filmed it, as a gift to girl. She plans on posting it on her profile.
Dudealicious
Posted: Tuesday, November 23, 2010 12:57:30 PM

Rank: Wise Ass

Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 5,411
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
Lola was caught shoplifting just yesterday - hre plan was ingenious though it was to stuff the dildo in herself then leave. The give away was her moans of desire each time she took a step.

They train those people well Lola!! Please be more careful next time!

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

LusciousLola
Posted: Tuesday, November 23, 2010 6:54:01 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/5/2010
Posts: 2,877
Location: Island of tranquility
After a night with dude, I needed just needed something I could feel.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, November 23, 2010 9:17:54 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 532,050
Lola once took part in an all-girl orgy ...and the only reason they invited her was when they saw her ability to lick her own eyebrows
LusciousLola
Posted: Wednesday, November 24, 2010 5:40:53 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/5/2010
Posts: 2,877
Location: Island of tranquility
conny still cries over the fact that I won't use that long tongue on him.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, November 24, 2010 6:10:52 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 532,050
Lola went shopping one day and as she walked into one of the buildings heard someone say; "my God ...that's going to hurt. One would have thought that she had seen it!"
Dudealicious
Posted: Wednesday, November 24, 2010 7:43:57 AM

Rank: Wise Ass

Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 5,411
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
Conny is the leader of the Justin Bieber fan club - he has gone so far as to have the same haircut as him!

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

Guest
Posted: Friday, November 26, 2010 4:56:06 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 532,050
LusciousLola wrote:
conny still cries over the fact that I won't use that long tongue on him.

now i am crying cause you ain't used it on me either





dude worked in ladies shoes but was fired because everytime he took
their shoes off he started sucking their toes.....bootyshake
LusciousLola
Posted: Friday, November 26, 2010 5:13:09 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/5/2010
Posts: 2,877
Location: Island of tranquility
Shhh girllicker licked a boy AND she liked it, the taste of his sweaty balls.

Guest
Posted: Friday, November 26, 2010 5:14:06 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 532,050
girlicker is a German spy who seduced the top leaders of Russia, and brought all of the secrets from their pillow talk and sold them to the National Enquirer for $500,000.
Guest
Posted: Friday, November 26, 2010 5:20:55 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 532,050
hapless was castrared whe it came out that he was my first conquest
Guest
Posted: Friday, November 26, 2010 5:34:33 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 532,050
Girllicker wakes up every morning pulling pieces of shag out of her teeth.. that is not how you munch on carpet girllicker :D
Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 27, 2010 5:46:46 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 532,050
Lunchbox once complained bitterly that his girlfriend was too dry ...until she told him to lift his head two inches because he was licking the carpet
Dudealicious
Posted: Saturday, November 27, 2010 7:23:37 AM

Rank: Wise Ass

Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 5,411
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
Conny had undergone a sex change to satisfy all of his courters on lush - he thought "what the fuck" and decided to go through with it

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 27, 2010 8:48:59 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 532,050
Since I underwent the sex-change, Dude has not stopped harassing me ...and has even promised to leave his present woman for me
Dudealicious
Posted: Saturday, November 27, 2010 9:35:16 PM

Rank: Wise Ass

Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 5,411
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
Conny has his wish granted and I fly to South Africa to see if he is willing to go through with it

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

Users browsing this topic
Guest 


Forum Jump
You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.

Main Forum RSS : RSS

Powered by Yet Another Forum.net version 1.9.1.6 (NET v4.0) - 11/14/2007
Copyright © 2003-2006 Yet Another Forum.net. All rights reserved.