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Rank: Wise Ass
Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 4,929
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
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WMM - has recently been convicted of cock fighting. Much to the arresting officers dismay - thre were no animals used in the fight! Hmmm gives new meaning to cock fighting now eh WMM? Dirty boy!
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker 
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Rank: Constant Gardener
Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 9,523
Location: Cakeland, United States
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Dude has just come out of the studio after cutting a new music video, singing duet with William Shatner. They resurrected the old Nat King and Natalie Cole tune: Unforgettable - and breathed new life into it. Dude sings, Bill reads. It's is both, very tender and quite hip.
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,241
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WellMadeMale, was not made to act well.
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Rank: Constant Gardener
Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 9,523
Location: Cakeland, United States
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TearsOfAnAngel climaxes so hard during webcam sex, my computer squirts vaginal fluid.
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Rank: Wise Ass
Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 4,929
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
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WMM - with all of his Dude references on his profile really wants to be me!
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,241
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Women say he's not really dudealicious.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,241
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Yuzar loves ABBA and has every CD ever made by them.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/11/2009
Posts: 2,018
Location: whispering conspiratorially in your ear, Bermuda
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So, at last I now know it was Yuzar who stole my Abba collection, aided and abetted by Ruby. Shoulda guessed it was an inside job 
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element "If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Rank: Wise Ass
Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 4,929
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
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Mercian is famous in Croatia - he plays concerts to 40,000 people. The scream his name faint at the sight of him. His songs only consist of Miley Cirus and Lady Gaga tunes - he has a great falsetto!
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,241
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Dude likes to sing all the songs off the Sound of Music soundtrack when he is travelling on the subway.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/13/2010
Posts: 9,832
Location: In your dreams, United States
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Ruby keeps clicking her heels together, saying ther's no place like home, but keeps waking up in my bed
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,241
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Kinky is considering visitin South Africa and not to see the wildlife... ;)
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/13/2010
Posts: 9,832
Location: In your dreams, United States
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Kinky thought Ruby was part of the wildlife
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/6/2010
Posts: 1,948
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kinkygirl is very "straight" laced.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2007
Posts: 1,991
Location: The Tundra, United States
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Dwin got arrested for stealing a crib.
The Roommates Trilogy: Roommates with BenefitsRoommates with Benefits: Snowed In Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure Look for the eBook version of Roommates with Benefits to come soon!
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Rank: Wise Ass
Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 4,929
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
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Even though LadySharon lives in Chicago - she is a closet New York Mets fan. Shhhh - don't say anything!!
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/13/2010
Posts: 9,832
Location: In your dreams, United States
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Don't let this get out but Dude is really an asshole who hates everyone
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Rank: Wise Ass
Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 4,929
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
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Kinky likes to have sex with men!!
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2007
Posts: 1,991
Location: The Tundra, United States
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Dude is really a closet exhibitionist.
The Roommates Trilogy: Roommates with BenefitsRoommates with Benefits: Snowed In Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure Look for the eBook version of Roommates with Benefits to come soon!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,241
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she is no lady and only loves me
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 11/26/2010
Posts: 30
Location: Your bed;]
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We did naughty 69 last night ;)
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,241
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Pinky and the Brain was written because of the chick above. ;) She secretly wants to take over the world!
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Rank: Wise Ass
Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 4,929
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
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Ruby was in the Pretoria Santa Clause parade, the crowd had mixed reactions of her. Kids were staring...women were cursing...and men were cheering. Much to her dismay she was unaware that her elf costume had become unbuttoned and she was exposing her bottom to everyone.
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,241
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Dude would have loved to have been there when my elf costume became unbuttoned, but was trying to flirt with the cute airhostess who he met on the flight to South Africa. She ended up going to dinner with him and then told him she was a man.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/17/2010
Posts: 330
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Ruby sky sells condoms and gives free demonstrations to all men, to get relief from her sexual tention
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,241
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Popyourcherry would secretly love to pop my cherry... but is to shy to ask.
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Rank: Wise Ass
Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 4,929
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
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Ruby is a professional dominatrix, she logs onto lush to look for new ideas of what to do to her clients.
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,241
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Dude is acutally a classical pianist who isn't allowed to use his hands for ANYTHING cause they are insured for millions.
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Rank: Wise Ass
Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 4,929
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
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Ruby is amazed that even though I cannot use my hands for anything, I can still manage to masturbate.
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/6/2010
Posts: 1,948
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Dude sells sea shells down by the sea shore.
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