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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 27, 2010 10:45:27 AM

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walking through the office at work lol
SouthernerEroticer
Posted: Friday, October 29, 2010 3:48:56 PM

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Shouldn't be embarrassed.

Erections are great!
Rontre
Posted: Saturday, October 30, 2010 8:51:39 PM

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In front of my ex wife when I'm with my girlfriend..
Bad_4You
Posted: Tuesday, December 28, 2010 4:26:52 PM

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I've been in the shower of the men's locker room after working out at the local gym and have been thinking about an erotic story from Lush. Next thing I know I am sporting wood. It's happened several times now and each time it is quite embarrassing!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:08:16 PM

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mizzoubaseball wrote:
Where is the worst place and time to get a hard on.


I would have to say....in Prison!cussing

"Hey buddy...need a girlfriend?"
SecondsOut
Posted: Monday, January 03, 2011 12:17:59 AM

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I knew some kids who slipped Viagra into their buddy's drink at a beach. Can't think of anything more embarrassing than that, that I've seen.
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 03, 2011 12:02:53 PM

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What's to be embarrsed about...
kharrisma
Posted: Wednesday, January 05, 2011 9:18:13 PM

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OhGod I'm loving some of these answers!

I have to cast my vote with the ever-embarrassing massage boner at roll-over time (happens to me every damned time... don't think about popping a rod, Don't think about popping a rod, DON'T think about popping a rod...), and the prostate exam/massage erection. My urologist IS a female, and not too bad looking, either (in fact, I'm sitting there thinking, "I'd do her, damned sure!" and ten minutes later, I've got her finger up my arse to the knuckle, and this monstrous, drooling erection I could HUNT with, as she massages my prostate (I have BPH and engorgement due to anorgasmia <can't come>). This is embarrassment of the highest order. It ALWAYS happens, I ALWAYS turn lobster-red and lose coherent speech, and she ALWAYS treats it with compassionate humor. Damn, I keep hoping for more!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 06, 2011 6:21:41 AM

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I am a plumber and check my lush at work so getting a hard on with a bunch of constructions guys around is pretty bad! Just gotta turn and tuck haha.

Another time I was on vacation with my female cousins and I didn't think anyonw was up so I walked out of my room sporting a morning wood in my boxers....
CiaoBitches
Posted: Tuesday, January 18, 2011 12:04:51 AM

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At a party, a friend and I were play-wrestling. I had her in a (playful) headlock and she started squirming around, her behind rubbing all over my crotch area. I swear everyone was staring at my dick the rest of the night. But I've got nothing to be ashamed of ;)
CiaoBitches
Posted: Tuesday, January 18, 2011 12:05:35 AM

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At a party, a friend and I were play-wrestling. I had her in a (playful) headlock and she started squirming around, her behind rubbing all over my crotch area. I swear everyone was staring at my dick the rest of the night. But I've got nothing to be ashamed of ;)
Blkwlstorm
Posted: Wednesday, January 19, 2011 12:07:11 AM

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Storm chasing one night. Girl who begged me for months to ride along went that night. She was being kinda flirty most of the night. About the time I got a boner, a highway patrol officer opened the door and got in the truck to check out the weather. Don't know if he ever noticed, but it sure ruined the mood..
deepstealth
Posted: Wednesday, January 19, 2011 10:52:53 AM

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I fell asleep on a train one morning and when I awoke it was to the sound of school girls giggling at my obvious erection. I exited the carriage very quickly.
Ursatysfaction
Posted: Thursday, January 20, 2011 8:02:04 AM

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If you read my profile, you will find out that I am a musician, and in a concert where i was a featured soloist, I got and erection in my tux...soooooo embarrassing.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 20, 2011 9:13:09 PM

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Watching a movie with you partner and her parents. But I think the prostate exam tops the cake.
lvrboy
Posted: Sunday, January 23, 2011 3:40:33 AM

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There are some nice ones. But how about with your lesbian friend as she talks about her dislike of penis Loos jeans saved me. Until I had to get up and walk. Thank goodness for her girlfriend to be a distraction.
Makavelli
Posted: Monday, January 24, 2011 9:17:51 AM

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At the spa when I was getting a massage. What an experience. Whooo!
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 25, 2011 8:18:44 AM

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dancing with the mother-in-law
redhotmommacita
Posted: Saturday, January 29, 2011 11:29:36 AM

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OK I know I am not a man but I work in a mens prison and I have a group of men that work for me I know that they watch my every move during the day I have one young Black inmate that I have as my go to guy he helps me with all my paper work. so I had been working hands on with a couple inmates and I had been bent over and I had been wiggling trying to get something done. I had straightened myself up and walked back to my post. I needed him to come over to me and explain to me where he had gotten those figures and he refused to walk over or stand up so I of course stood up and and gave him a direct order and told him what would happen if he didn't comply. so when the inmate finally does walk over to me. I can see why he didn't want to walk over, and OMG it was about a good 12 inches long and about as thick as my wrist.. the poor guy had the boner of a life time and all the guys started dogging on him.. I didnt know what to say or do I definitely could not keep my eyes off of his erection. so I smiled and asked him if he would like a moment to himself in the bathroom and sent him to the bathroom ....I still have not said a word about it and he keeps himself in front of me at all times now..



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2706ali
Posted: Thursday, February 03, 2011 7:34:13 AM

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it would have to be at work.....and getting messages from a lushite !!!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 23, 2011 10:12:26 PM

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I was at work the other day, in my office, minutes from going into a meeting, when I was chatting with a certain, awesome lushketeer who gave me such a hardon! After signing off, my cock just wouldn't go down. I walked into that meeting a couple of minutes late with a very noticable bulge in my pants. Very embarrassing....but worth it!!
rainmaker78
Posted: Thursday, July 07, 2011 4:22:36 PM

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I had just gotten in the shower (big open, glass shower) at my girlfriend's house. I was excited just thiking about her, so I was hard as a rcok. I wasn't playing with myself, just soaping up, when and her mom walked in on me. Pretty damn embarrassing.
clum
Posted: Sunday, July 10, 2011 8:48:05 AM

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I used to do a lot of acting in high school school and, although this never happened to me, I was always really worried about getting hard while on stage. Luckily, I never had any roles with love interests.

I get erections quite a lot just when I'm out and about when I'm thinking of ideas for Lush stories. They usually go unnoticed thanks to baggy t-shirts and loose-fitting trousers, and if worst comes to worst I can tuck it up inside my waistband relatively inconspicuously, but there has been a lot of potential for embarrassment.

The lion is most lionlike when he roars.
dan17
Posted: Sunday, July 10, 2011 9:43:35 AM

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when in a train and its too crowded-- one girl accidentally hit my cock in her big ass

mrgay
Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 10, 2011 11:12:46 AM

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When I was 12 weeks pregnant with my second child, I had a new doctor. I was his first solo exam. I had to walk him through all of it. Including the breast exam. I noticed he spent a little more time than usual but I figured he was just learning. When he got up to leave I realzed he had been trying to hide his errection. I felt bad for the guy. He was young, cute, and oh so red faced.
1curiouscat
Posted: Monday, July 11, 2011 2:27:10 PM

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Guest
Posted: Monday, July 11, 2011 2:51:00 PM

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Half way through an exam when the hot girl sitting in front of you leans down to pick something up. I'm pretty sure my professor noticed i was sporting a boner for the rest of the exam :)
Guest
Posted: Monday, July 11, 2011 2:51:01 PM

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Half way through an exam when the hot girl sitting in front of you leans down to pick something up. I'm pretty sure my professor noticed i was sporting a boner for the rest of the exam :)
SirSpanksAlot80
Posted: Sunday, July 17, 2011 1:56:30 AM

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At work a lady I worked with a little younger then me VERY SEXY body. Walked by me and brushed my member with her ass. Had to take a moment to regain my composer but it wouldn't go down. I noticed her staring at me all night tho but she NEVER said anyhtning.
DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, July 17, 2011 2:19:22 AM

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Guest wrote:
I once dozed off at work and woke up with one of those big, snap-your-head-forward-and-lurch-to-your-feet, "where the hell am I???" kinda movements.


Oh yeah...been there, done that one...

I think I might agree with the comment about dancing with your best friend's mom at his graduation though...or dancing with your own mom...or grandmother...

Ouch...Embarassed


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