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Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 5:39:16 AM

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Which are the worst lines that you came across when you were asked for the chat?
ladies are a bit choosy about the kind of person they should be with so which are the lines that turn you off?

watch out guys..can be a good learning Read it


ok head start from me...'i am horny'..evil4
Catnip
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 5:41:56 AM

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Location: Cloudy dreams., Sweden
I don't remember them.


TopThis
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 7:13:58 AM

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Posts: 946
Location: Mountains of , United States

Quote:

Nice shoes, want to cyber?


TopThis
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 7:15:33 AM

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Location: Mountains of , United States
Quote:
Him: Hi
Me: Hello
Him: My cock is hard


Think

violent3
Nikki703
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 9:20:34 AM

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No particular lines. Just hate it when a guy or girl for that matter sends me messge saying they are horny and do I want to cyber. Especially if a guy and he says "Hey, Im 10" and hard, want to cyber or webcam". Like he is honoring me with his desires. Fuck That!!!
WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 9:57:44 AM

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Posts: 10,213
Location: Cakeland, United States
Her: "Hey"

Me: 'Hay's for horses.'

Her: "What r ya n2?"

Me: 'Standard, in & out...Boom Boom Vanilla Room, yanno...you?'

Her: '4 my 13th birfday, my Daddi gave me a puppie, a ponie and some roap!"



If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Jillicious
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 9:58:36 AM

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Fugly "Yep, thats a picture of me!"

Then tineye says otherwise...bs
Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 10:15:11 AM

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I've never had cheesy chat up lines ha ha.

I want a cheesy chat line, just so I can input on a another Lush forum evil4
DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 10:27:38 AM

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HoneyBee000 wrote:
I've never had cheesy chat up lines ha ha.

I want a cheesy chat line, just so I can input on a another Lush forum evil4


"Hey Bee, what's the buzz? Want to make some honey back at the hive???"

Just trying to help you out...


You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories

sprite
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 10:30:16 AM

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my favorite here at Lush is getting IM'ed by some guy:

"hey, I'm bored. Wanna chat?"
Dontholien
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 11:11:49 AM

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Location: Rivendell, United Kingdom
Him: Hi there
Me: Hi
Him: what you really look like -->
Me: not even close


Him: Hi there, i like the pics on your profile, wanna chat?
Me: I dont have any pictures.....


Him: Hey
Me: Hi
Him: So whats up?


How do you even reply to that last one?! Birds? Helicopters? Drug users? Clouds? Is there actually a correct answer to this question? lol

Oh an another quick one, "hows things?" really? Like really? Well for starters my job is shite, my bf had an affair with his ex whos also the mother of his first son for the whole time i was pregnant with our child and then for the next 4 months after that too, my bathroom has a leaky bath, toilet and sink and there is also a leak in our roof, the car failed its MOT, my gran has just had her hip replaced with a plastic one, my brother broke his leg im suffering from PMT and an old woman put my cat in a wheelie bin for laughs. Thats how things are atm.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 11:16:20 AM

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Dontholien wrote:


Him: Hey
Me: Hi
Him: So whats up?


How do you even reply to that last one?! Birds? Helicopters? Drug users? Clouds? Is there actually a correct answer to this question? lol



Hard-ons and helicopters. If you only have the 1st one, beat it.

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Dontholien
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 11:20:29 AM

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WellMadeMale wrote:
Dontholien wrote:


Him: Hey
Me: Hi
Him: So whats up?


How do you even reply to that last one?! Birds? Helicopters? Drug users? Clouds? Is there actually a correct answer to this question? lol



Hard-ons and helicopters. If you only have the 1st one, beat it.


How very rude! kekekegay
Magical_felix
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 11:41:04 AM

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Quote:
Contact me if you enjoy anal sex, whilst paddling my wrinkled bum, loving my nipples then tweaking my saggy old titties til I scream for more! Not many men appreciate an eighty-five year old sex-slave, so I'm desperate plus always eternally grateful, for all rough handling plus truly painful but still sensually joyous anal sex! IE: I really need a 14" monsterous COCK?





Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 12:13:47 PM

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TopThis wrote:

Quote:

Nice shoes, want to cyber?





That's hilarious!!!!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 12:57:59 PM

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DirtyMartini wrote:
HoneyBee000 wrote:
I've never had cheesy chat up lines ha ha.

I want a cheesy chat line, just so I can input on a another Lush forum evil4


"Hey Bee, what's the buzz? Want to make some honey back at the hive???"

Just trying to help you out...


Now then Mr Camera dude... you always give me the bee line; but unless I'm mistaken with you and me it's just the Buzz of having fun! I tried to make it rhyme for you, did I do ok?
Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 1:10:29 PM

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"You have great wood, can I climb it"""


If a gal can do that,, I want no part of her parts
BigDaddyRich
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 4:37:17 PM

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What's up, how r u today, lets have cybersex, etc...

Well that's just my opinion, sorry if you don't like.

BigDaddyRich
Dancing_Doll
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 6:18:48 PM

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Location: In your dirty fantasies
"hi, can u write a story about me?"

Nutbag



ChaCha
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 7:24:41 PM

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The WORST: and I quote " so can I fuck you wet cunt or what"........this was from a new "friend", needless to say that was the end of our "friendship".....REALLY?! WTF?!

PS If you poke and I don't poke back, that doesn't mean poke me 3 more times :/
pb69
Posted: Saturday, January 15, 2011 2:57:51 AM

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Dontholien wrote:

....
Me: Hi
Him: So whats up?


How do you even reply to that last one? ...
Is there actually a correct answer to this question?
....


Technically, I believe the correct answer is the counterclockwise cross product of the two vectors that define the horizontal plane.

But, then, that may be a little too geeky.

help
Jillicious
Posted: Saturday, January 15, 2011 7:50:32 AM

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pb69 wrote:
Technically, I believe the correct answer is the counterclockwise cross product of the two vectors that define the horizontal plane.

But, then, that may be a little too geeky.

help


LOL. I thought it was funny.
sprite
Posted: Saturday, January 15, 2011 9:56:23 AM

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ChaCha wrote:
The WORST: and I quote " so can I fuck you wet cunt or what"........this was from a new "friend", needless to say that was the end of our "friendship".....REALLY?! WTF?!

PS If you poke and I don't poke back, that doesn't mean poke me 3 more times :/


poke... poke... poke... poke... *giggles and runs away*
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 15, 2011 10:30:53 AM

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for a change happy8

girl- hey..i dont cyber argue

boy- ok..i can chat normal angel7

girl- how long are you..? Liar
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 15, 2011 10:48:16 AM

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Hey...I really like your poems...did you write them?

...seriously.
sprite
Posted: Saturday, January 15, 2011 10:51:00 AM

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SousChef78 wrote:
Hey...I really like your poems...did you write them?

...seriously.


omg, i remember when i had what i thought were obvious model pictures for my avatar and people watned to know if they were me! btw, i like your poems... did you... umm.. *giggles* nevermind!
2706ali
Posted: Saturday, January 15, 2011 11:15:31 AM

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"i think i love you....but i would like to try your body first"
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 15, 2011 11:15:41 AM

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oops..thought i missed your online message by mistake..howz you? book
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 15, 2011 2:49:03 PM

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Have we had yet; 'get your coat, you've pulled!' LOL
ChaCha
Posted: Saturday, January 15, 2011 11:06:29 PM

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poke... poke... poke... poke... *giggles and runs away*--Sprite



thumbup I would totally poke you back Sprite!! wave

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