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Naughty... I'd say #1 is the lie. 1. I was known in high school for doing "the butt dance". 2. The first time I ever masturbated I was 20 yrs old. 3. I once got a blowjob in the stairwell of a hotel while chaperoning a church trip.
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[Actually Mister, I know naughty in real life and from many chats on Lush, and I assure you #3 is the lie for her]
For you Mister, I'd say #2 is the lie for you.
1. I once got a hand job at my workplace's Christmas party.
2. I once switched tops with a friend's wife at a party both our spouses were at.
3. I finger fucked someone when watching a professional baseball game, Live.
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I'll say # 2 Hap 1. I was a virgin until I was 17 2. Girllicker was the one who got my cherry 3. I've never had sex with a guy
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Actually Kinky my lie is #3 [I totally ripped out the poor woman's top, embarrassing everyone at the party - bad scene]
As far as your post, Kinky, I'd say #2 because I don't believe you knew girllicker before Lush, Assuming I'm right and it's not #3, I'm real sorry I wasn't the guy! You're awesome!
1. I was a virgin until 21
2. I've been on broadcast TV dozens of times, but never doing or advertising anything sexual
3. One of my co-workers wives hit on me during a business retreat and I ended up finger fucking her while she gave me a blowjob.
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1. I`ll never fuck hap
2. I`m still a virgin
3. kinky loves sirloin.
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Hey, sizzlin, you never guessed mine
As far as yours are concerned, sizzlin, I hope all three are lies, but if I had to pick only one I think #3 is the biggest lie.
Since sizzlin never guess mine I'm repeating it:
1. I was a virgin until 21
2. I've been on broadcast TV dozens of times, but never doing or advertising anything sexual
3. One of my co-worker's wives hit on me during a business retreat and I ended up finger fucking her while she gave me a blowjob.
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OK HAp I'll try again, # 1...............BTW my lie was # 3, I have actually been with a couple of guys years ago 1. I work as a stripper in real world 2. I had sex with Ginger during Christmas holidays 3.I love sushi and eat it everday
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Number 3 is the lie! My lie above was number 3. 1. I'm obsessed with blowjobs. 2. I once was fooling with a girl but after I fingered her for a moment, I had to get away. 3. I got a bj on the skylift at Six Flags.
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which is a lie
1. My shaft is 8-9 inches
2. I love women
3. I am gay [Really hard for me to write that]
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Number 3 obviously...
1. I crave and love outdoor sex
2. Im a raving lesbian
3. Im actually shy and innocent
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Dontholien wrote:Number 3 obviously...
1. I crave and love outdoor sex
2. Im a raving lesbian
3. Im actually shy and innocent yep cos i'm straight as yours is 3 total guess could be 2 but don't know
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Dontholien's lie is #2 for sure; my lie in my previous submission was #3, sorry Kinky
1. I once made out with my best friend's wife while pinning him and my wife in a closet.
2. I helped the FBI run a sting on a con man.
3. I had vaginal sex with a woman who had an oral sex phobia.
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Imhapless is it 2?
1. I love to be naked in nature
2. I once had phone sex with Russel Brand
3. I once applied to be a receptionist in a massage parlour
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Lady is it 2
1. Had sex on a golf course
2. Masturbated in a classroom while others were there
3. Had sex under a waterfall
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it is.
Is yours number 1?
I. I was sent to the headmasters office for masturbating in class
2. Had once a local artist take a plastercast of my vulva
3. Accept an offer to blow a cop for letting me off speeding
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I`d never go to bed with you
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Im guessing number 3.
1. My favourate part of sex is licking out a woman
2. I like to masterbate at least twice a day.
3. I once had sex with my a girl on a friends sofa while she was in the same room.
Its not who i am, but what i do that defines me.
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it is face-od.
I have no idea what yours is though!
is it 3? 2?
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Its 2. This is fun, shame i find it hard to think of truths lol
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Better restart the thread Guys
1. Sex on a school bus
2. Sex on a beach
3. Sex in a field
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Good call Par; I guess #1 is your lie
1. I first made out with my wife watching Mission Impossible
2. My wife saw me in a catalog before we met and believed she would meet me one day.
3. I finger fucked a woman dressed as Xena, Warrior Princess, at a costume party
[sorry Par, #3 is the lie - damn, finger fucking a Xena - any Xena - is a fantasy of mine]
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Ta Hap I having a punt and will go with 2 and you were correct as well
1. Scuba dived nude
2. Been yachting nude
3. bungy jumped nude
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Lies, Lies, and damn Lies.
I've got a 12 inch cock.
I've been with 300 ladies.
Well that's just my opinion, sorry if you don't like.
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ParMach wrote:Ta Hap I having a punt and will go with 2 and you were correct as well
1. Scuba dived nude
2. Been yachting nude
3. bungy jumped nude Ok *hitting the reset button* BING! Par I think #2 is a lie 1. I have been compared to a famous celebrity 2. My lush crush is a man 3. I race dirt bikes
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#3 is a lie. Canadians only play hockey and curling:p
1. I have knew how to spell when I was 2
2. I have a 5 point plan on how to survive in prison
3. I've never recieved a single A in my 5 1/2 years at university
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elitfromnorth wrote:#2 is a lie. I have a 5 point plan on how to survive in prison
1. While on a camping trip, with friends, two infatuated young girls stalked and exposed themselves to me, while I was naked in the shower building. 2. A pantyless lifeguard girl flashed her pussy, at me in a public pool, before fucking her, a week later. 3. After getting drunk at my friend's party, I made love to three girls in the same bed, one after the other.
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#3 is the lie 1. I am shy until you get to know me 2. I have been in 15 threesomes in my life all MMF 3. My golf handicap is 10
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I have no idea what number 3 means... ummm i'd say 3 is the lie??
1. I sleep with a teddy bear at night
2. I like going up to random guys/girls and start flirting with them.
3. I'm terrified of blood.
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Gonna go with 3 since you appear to be into vampires and horrors according to your page :p
1. I love scars
2. I dislike the colour yellow
3. I've had sex with other people present
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hmmm i think number 1
1. i had a pink beard
2. i like cider
3. i have a pet fish
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