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Since this is such a hotly discussed topic... I thought this might be interesting to some... "WHO DAT" WITH THE LARGEST PENISES IN AMERICA?
NEW ORLEANS, D.C., & NEW HAMPSHIRE TOP THE CHARTS FOR PENIS SIZE
CONDOMANIA ANNOUNCES THE LARGEST DATABASE OF PENIS SIZES ON THE PLANET: 27,000 MEN, 76 PENIS SIZESSo just how does Condomania know these intimate details? In 2004, the company launched TheyFit Condoms, the world's first line of tailored-fit prophylactics, in 76 sizes. Since then they have sold custom-fit condoms to over 27,000 men in 70 countries, and now have just begun to analyze this incredible cache of data. "These fitted condoms range in length from 3 to 10 inches and from super slim to extra roomy." says Chris Filkins, Condomania’s Directory of Technology. "After gathering detailed information on over 27,000 penises, we now have the most comprehensive database of penis sizes on the planet! Previously, the largest formal survey of penis sizes was conducted in 1948 by the famous Kinsey researchers, when 2,500 men recorded their erect penis sizes on pre-stamped cards. Condomania's ten-times larger database is compiled from the unique "FitKit" measuring system for TheyFit condoms, where the user measures the length and girth of his erect penis to the millimeter and then matches those results to one of 76 possible sizes that comprise different length and girth combinations. In this system, the 76 sizes are comprised of non-sequential letters and numbers, so that the smallest is no more obvious than the largest. "Unlike other studies in which participants were measuring their penis size solely for the sake of recording a measurement, and were perhaps more likely to exaggerate," says Filkins, "our database is comprised of men looking for the best fit condom for safety and comfort, and thus, we believe, apt to be more accurate." Filkins continues, "The customer satisfaction surveys we received overwhelmingly indicated that men of all sizes, but particularly those on either end of the size spectrum, benefited immensely from a properly fitting condom."  Here are some highlights from Condomania's penis database:Top Ranking State by Average Penis Size: New Hampshire Lowest Ranking State by Average Penis Size: Wyoming Top Ranking U.S. City by Average Penis Size: New Orleans Second Highest Ranking City (just behind N.O.): Washington, D.C. Lowest Ranking City by Average Penis Size: Dallas/Ft. Worth Blue States vs Red States: Blue States' Average Penis Size is Bigger! Penises Come in a Wide Range of Sizes: The Smallest Penises are Less Than 3" in Length and the Largest Penises are Longer Than 10" in Length Penis Sizes Chart Almost a Perfect Bell Curve: 25% of the Male Population is Under 5" in Length, 50% are Between 5" and 6" in Length and 25% are Longer than 6" in Length 50 States Ordered by Penis Size (largest to smallest) 1. New Hampshire 2. Oregon 3. New York 4. Indiana 5. Arizona 6. Hawaii 7. Louisiana 8. Massachusetts 9. Alabama 10. Washington 11. New Mexico 12. California 13. Arkansas 14. Nevada 15. Virginia 16. Tennessee 17. Illinois 18. Oklahoma 19. South Dakota 20. Georgia 21. Pennsylvania 22. Mississippi 23. Michigan 24. Florida 25. Rhode Island 26. Kansas 27. Maryland 28. Minnesota 29. Vermont 30. Connecticut 31. Wisconsin 32. New Jersey 33. North Dakota 34. Idaho 35. Texas 36. Missouri 37. Montana 38. Ohio 39. Nebraska 40. Colorado 41. Maine 42. North Carolina 43. Delaware 44. South Carolina 45. Kentucky 46. West Virginia 47. Alaska 48. Iowa 49. Utah 50. Wyoming http://secure.condomania.com/rankings/
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That cant be right..every guy who emails me has a 10 inch penis....so that must be the standard
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We tried this type of survey once here in Australia but it was found the figures were grossly over inflated.
 http://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/claudia-incarnatapart-vii.aspx
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New Orleans beat out Boston!? I'm shocked!
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Piquet wrote:We tried this type of survey once here in Australia but it was found the figures were grossly over inflated. This one totally surprised me, given the stats typically reported on Lush! Maybe the top 1% of penis sizes in America belong to men that hang out online. Perhaps they will find that computer radiation has caused their dicks to grow at alarming and unnatural rates. Or more likely, scientists will discover that it was just a bad viral case of Photoshopitis... "Penis Sizes Chart Almost a Perfect Bell Curve: 25% of the Male Population is Under 5" in Length, 50% are Between 5" and 6" in Length and 25% are Longer than 6" in Length"
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That explains it. Now I know why the biggest cock someone has ever tried to cram in my pussy still lives in AZ.
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A quick cricketing joke if I may..........
One night, two West Indian cricketers were taking a pee off the Sydney Harbour bridge. Suddenly one turns to the other and says, "Gee the water's cold!" To which his mate adds, "Yeah and there's lots of rocks on the bottom."
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/claudia-incarnatapart-vii.aspx
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wyoming does have some cold weather. maybe that explains why they are taking up the rear.
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I live across the state from St. Louis 
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She made three paces through the room,
She saw the water-lily bloom,
She saw the helmet and the plume,
She look'd down to Camelot.
Out flew the web and floated wide;
The mirror crack'd from side to side;
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Jillicious wrote:wyoming does have some cold weather. maybe that explains why they are taking up the rear. ROFL - i read that as 'taking it UP the rear' the first time! 
 Blondie's been itching to share another adventure sometime soon...
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NW is number 1 because they hang a piece of granite from it! 
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I see New Hampshire is the largest.
I live in Hampshire, UK. So, by not being 'New' makes it the original.
The original and best?!!!!!
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I'm just glad that I am not in the three inch end of the spectrum.
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It Is Not Suprising To Me That There Are A Lot Of Big Dicks In Washington, DC!!!!
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i wish there was a *like* button for comments, would be perfect for Nikkis comment
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Being that I live less than an hour away from NOLA, I'm just going to include myself as part of that survey! lmao
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