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WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, February 03, 2011 5:17:48 PM

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a humor category be added. Limericks and odes to flamboyant, fun loving ungulates could be just the ticket to bring in new talent, would be his argument; since this would be attempt number thirty-seven, he had to figure out the least repetitive way to approach...

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magnificent1rascal
Posted: Friday, February 04, 2011 9:12:41 AM

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Location: On the ragged edge of disaster
...the pizza place, where he would draw up his presentation over a slice and a beer. Inspired by his surroundings, he quickly sketched out a pie chart supporting his proposition. Speaking of propositions, he spied a buxom young server headed to his table and decided to...

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, February 04, 2011 10:37:45 AM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

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...quick eat the rest of the pizza before she had a chance to steal any, he was a bit paranoid that way about food. Realizing that he had just ate his pie chart using real pie he had created for the presentation, he wondered how he would make his presentation when the buxom young server suddenly asked...


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Guest
Posted: Friday, February 04, 2011 11:50:09 AM

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... if he ever wore panty hose. Shocked to realise that his secret, subliminal desire was known to the busty babe, he baffled blusteringly, and was dumbfounded to hear he had revealed his innermost alliterative desire had been...
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 04, 2011 1:52:29 PM

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to build a matchstick model of the the empire state building. His head was boggling with the caluclations on how many matches he'd need. Luckily he'd picked up plenty of matchbooks in the eighties during his bar trolling days. He ground to a halt when he realised that...
magnificent1rascal
Posted: Friday, February 04, 2011 11:45:49 PM

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Location: On the ragged edge of disaster
...decimating his collection would ruin his chances of ever getting into the Phillumeny Hall of Fame, which had been a dream of his since childhood. The only thing he wanted more than to be a foremost phillumentist, in fact, was to be a noted numismatist — and he was well on his way, having collected...

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Jillicious
Posted: Saturday, February 12, 2011 11:51:11 PM

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Location: United States
...twenty-two of the fifty US State Quarters. Unfortunately he had spent them all when he stumbled upon an old arcade console featuring Mortal Combat. What a game it was! Originally released in 1992 he had spent hours and incredible amounts of quarters on it. Why, he had become so good he could beat the whole thing with one quarter. Years later, after having spent twenty-two quarters trying to beat his first opponent he realized he needed to focus...
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 13, 2011 1:40:22 AM

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... on breaking a quarter horse so it could be ridden in the Lush Derby stakes. His heart pounding in excitement, he went to the tack room and picked up a ...
nicola
Posted: Sunday, February 13, 2011 2:13:39 AM

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Location: Sydney, Australia
...prostitute called Beryl, whom he realised was 3 times his age. Once realising his altered state of consciousness had led him to this extraordinary faux pas, he quickly conjured up a plan to...
Minxie
Posted: Monday, February 14, 2011 1:08:02 AM

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Location: sure as hell not in,
...push her off onto his cousin, who by any means was into much older women. He called up his cousin, who then agreed to take the old bitty for a good ride. He drove her to his cousin Raplhie's house and dropped her off. On the way he found a small...
369pts
Posted: Monday, February 14, 2011 9:46:05 AM

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m&m on the seat. He popped it into his mouth not realizing it was actully laced with LSD!. Suddenly bright colors began to fill his mind and
Jillicious
Posted: Monday, February 14, 2011 10:31:58 AM

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...he was instantly sucked into a space time vortex which sent him back to November 5th, 1955. Where he was immediately greeted by...
magnificent1rascal
Posted: Monday, February 14, 2011 10:58:26 AM

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Location: On the ragged edge of disaster
...his own mother as a horny teenager with the hots for him, of course! Having no interest in such things, however, he resolved to repair the flux capacitor in the DeLorean so he could get back to...

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WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, February 14, 2011 1:54:37 PM

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his job as a Wal-Mart greeter. The pay was not much, but it allowed him to snap all manner of photographs which he would then...

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, February 14, 2011 2:14:52 PM

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...post in the forum of his favorite story site, of course. Realizing the old hooker was still in the car, he wondered if there was some way he could use her to...


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369pts
Posted: Wednesday, February 16, 2011 12:02:00 AM

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open the damn puzzle box and release hell on earth,

but first he needed to
WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, February 18, 2011 6:37:32 PM

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shave his eyebrows, wax his armpits and tattoo his initials upon his taint. When he glanced and thought that he saw his cat winking at him, he felt that perhaps he had...

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nicola
Posted: Saturday, February 19, 2011 1:32:50 AM

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...read one Haruki Murakami book too many, and decided that perhaps it was time to dumb down his literary tastes. With that in mind, he went to the book store and bought a book written by...
KillianRussell
Posted: Saturday, February 19, 2011 9:40:11 AM

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Winning this award is akin to being the tallest midget in the circus ,I therefore denounce this craft and concentrate my efforts on...............
WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, February 19, 2011 9:49:10 AM

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introducing some semblance of order and reasoning to the thoughts and words displayed upon this page. I removed my trouser snake from behind my silky thong panties and thought lustfully of Murakami, while I proceeded to...

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, February 19, 2011 9:55:00 AM

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...answer my damn cell phone which once again started ringing. Thinking maybe it was the old biddy I left in the car, it instead turned out to be about...


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WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, February 19, 2011 10:07:37 AM

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my friend at the Department of Homeland Security, tipping me off that my internet usage was being tracked by some curious individuals over at the NSA. He suggested that I wrap my laptop in heavy-duty Reynold's brand, aluminium foil, this would...

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Jillicious
Posted: Saturday, February 19, 2011 10:31:01 AM

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...prevent Wikileaks from getting any of my information. I was later told by another friend that aluminium foil was not strong enough and that I should instead...
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 19, 2011 12:09:23 PM

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get comfy in my flannel jammies with the exocet missiles so coyly printed on them. After all, what's an unlaunched missile if not...
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 19, 2011 3:54:37 PM

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to be displayed in flannel nightware. I waited then with baited breathe as my broken box of bicycles brought about a bountiful buoyancy of babbiling verbosity. I decided my dabbling within poetic devices was a wee bit pretentious and instead decided to dumb myself down with text speak. I texted a quick 'r u ...
Jillicious
Posted: Monday, February 21, 2011 1:23:07 AM

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afk? y u no say brb? idc, i</3u, lol. omg ur mom is rofl. btw, she iz a milf. l8r n gtfo. I then realized she was not rolling on the floor laughing but instead she was...
magnificent1rascal
Posted: Monday, February 21, 2011 1:56:52 AM

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...a right official flower lover. Since I know next to nothing about flowers, I headed to Wikipedia to learn as much as I could in order to seduce that fine piece of...

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overmykneenow
Posted: Monday, February 21, 2011 2:27:10 AM

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.... of the jigsaw; I had the all the straight bits and it looked like all I had left was sky. There was no other choice, I simply had to ...

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jacobport
Posted: Monday, February 21, 2011 9:33:48 PM

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ask my mom for help. With that she came over and examined...............

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Jillicious
Posted: Monday, February 21, 2011 10:01:41 PM

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...the extreme number of dots which exceeded an ellipses long ago. In response to my small snafu my mother asked me to...
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