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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 1/4/2011
Posts: 31
Location: In your dreams
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BicycleBum can't even ride a bike, he actually has never heard of a bicycle before.
"Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks"
-hannah m-
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/31/2010
Posts: 633
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Tried to take all the W's out of a bag of M&Ms.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/5/2011
Posts: 536
Location: Weston, United States
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Bum's bike still has training wheels
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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Southern Jim owns both Southern Comfort and Jim Beam - or at least you would think he did from the amount of each he consumes.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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hap is having trouble steering the boat in his dp
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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hiker wants hap to teach him to use those paddles but not for kayaking, just pleasure
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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girlliker sucks big ones and spits.
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 1/12/2011
Posts: 60
Location: United States
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steamin produced that 2 girls 1 cup video, and plans to star in the sequel
"The funny thing about firemen is, night and day, they are always fireman..." Gregory Walden - Backdraft
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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FireGuy is being looked at by arson investigators in 32 states and Bermuda.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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hap has finally figured out that he is inferior to the women of the forum and bows to them daily
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/31/2010
Posts: 633
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Believes that "corn syrup" and "corn sugar" are not the same thing.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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BB was going to tell Ginger that Hap is MUCH more clever than all the women on Lush, but was afraid that Ginger would kick his ass.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/31/2010
Posts: 633
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imhapless wrote:BB was going to tell Ginger that Hap is MUCH more clever than all the women on Lush, but was afraid that Ginger would kick his ass. Doesn't know I'm actually afraid of that...
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 1/12/2011
Posts: 60
Location: United States
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bicycle bum actually rides a moped with a basket and handlebar tassels
"The funny thing about firemen is, night and day, they are always fireman..." Gregory Walden - Backdraft
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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FG never smiles, which is a shame since his teeth are more reflective then the moon on a clear night
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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Aimlessly hitch hikes 20 days a month, hoping to be sexually molested.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/31/2010
Posts: 633
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Drives around looking for aimless hitch hikers 20 days a month...
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,572
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Has a bicycle stuck up his bum but the bicycle thinks he's got a man protruding from it.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/29/2010
Posts: 137
Location: Minnesota, United States
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Brings home illegal aliens to choke him in the shower as he beats off
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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now he fantasises about that as he beats off in shower
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/31/2010
Posts: 633
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Actually knows the wrong way to eat a Reeses peanut butter cup.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/13/2010
Posts: 9,832
Location: In your dreams, United States
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Actually thinks there is a right way to eat a Reeses peanut butter cup
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/5/2010
Posts: 2,647
Location: Island of tranquility
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Tami won a watermelon seed spitting contest when she was just 9 years old. These days she spits nails, so don't piss her off!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/13/2010
Posts: 9,832
Location: In your dreams, United States
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Lola has such a huge crush on me and dreams about me every night
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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Tami has assumed my identity, and that is why Lola dreams about "her" every night.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/24/2010
Posts: 336
Location: whispering in your ear, United Kingdom
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hits old women on the ass with his paddle when standing in the line at the supermarket and then blames it on the person behind him
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/4/2010
Posts: 5,583
Location: Alabama, United States
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Cherry is afraid of needles. Her tattoo came out of a CrackerJacks box.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 3/1/2011
Posts: 6
Location: Right here
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^ eats puppies and kittens.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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feels so disgusted for eating puppies and kittens that she vomits and wishes they were ice cream and jelly
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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Fell into a crevice in a glacier and was never rescued; fortunately he had his laptop with him and can post on Lush forums while freezing to death. but probably for only a few more hours.
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