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the reason hiker was never rescued is that hap was sent to rescue him but fell in crvice with him. now they are sharing laptop and snuggled together for warmth, or so hap claims.
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Ginger maintains that her pussy is meaner than my pussy [my tiger that is]. I wonder what she means by that?
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his tiger is just a big pussy cat where as my pussy is a real man eater
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His Life Long Dream Is To Be The Next Siegfried Or Roy
Was For Lovertoken
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Nikki is amazed by Lovertoken. She is in awe of anyone that can tame a ferocious pussy
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Kinky starred as "Tinkerbell" in the stage version of Peter Pan until the wires holding her up during a flying scene broke. After that she played Captain Hook.
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Once when hap couldn't find his paddle, he taped two snow shovels together. He was so proud of himself for being so clever and inventive, until he realized he taped his hand to the shovels.
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hahahaha that's a good one LL
LL really looks like her AV, she's so angelic and heavenly only the pure of heart can see her true form.
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Angel is the devil in disguise.
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Yeah, that's why you really look like your AV to me.
LL tried to save me, but my naughty ways made her want to convert, but the angels took her away from me, forever. :(
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Once masturbated in a church during a seminar while thinking of fucking the priest and his wife.
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(Uh, Livenlearn, something for you to learn as you live - priests can't marry - they don't have wives)
Livenlearn chose his screen name so that he could be known as LL, just like LusciousLola and LovelyLady. What a trio -- the good, the bad, and the ugly (and I'm not saying which is which)!
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(not all priest are catholic and if a married man wishes to become a priest the catholic church does not force him to divorce)
Drinks tiger blood and is high on Charlie Sheen.
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Livenlearn IS charlie Sheen - can't wait for one of your rants!
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had his testicles removed after an unfortunate tiger related accident. he is now referred to as sadtheyretaken
"The funny thing about firemen is, night and day, they are always fireman..." Gregory Walden - Backdraft
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FG get so turned on looking at his avatar that he has to stroke himself until he sprays his load all over the screen. After wrecking three keyboards he finally got a protective cover for it.
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Is struggling to find new and exciting sexual experiences so she hired two tranny midgets and paid them to lick her feet while she masturbated to a national geographic magazine.
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livenlearn is one of the tranny midgets that were hired to lick lola's feet
"The funny thing about firemen is, night and day, they are always fireman..." Gregory Walden - Backdraft
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FG is a depressed woman who lives underwater.
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Hap tried out for The Rockettes but was disqualified when his balls kept coming out of his tights during his high leg kicks.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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LM's jealous of Hap cuz he got to try out for the Rockettes but he didn't get to.
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Mister lays awake nights thinking of ways to talk hap into let him clip his toenails.
Edit: Mimi you are as fast as lightening.
Mimi was asked not to join the church choir.
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LL plays a "mermaid" at the Weeki Wachee roadside attraction in Florida. Their highest rated show ever was when Lola lost her top!
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Sorry ladies, hap only likes moobs.
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LL believes in the motto"barefoot and pregnant", she has 10 children and twins on the way.
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bubbles 21 got her name because she can blow 21 soap bubbles from one dip of a bubble wand into a soap bubble container (and you thought I was going to say something else about "blowing" didn't you).
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Watching Jen blow those bubbles sends Hap's body into uncontrollable spasms
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KG's pictures are posted in the museum of fine arts.
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For every forum post that Mimi makes, 352 are rejected by Lush censors
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Hap says he doesn't have a problem with premature ejaculation, it's all those women he's with that consider it a problem
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