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2706ali
Posted: Saturday, March 12, 2011 2:34:31 AM

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One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.


Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.


She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,
and begins to read her book.


The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.


He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'



'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')



'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'



'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.



'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.



'That's true, but you have all the equipment..
For all I know you could start at any moment.'



'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.



MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads.
Hasabrain2
Posted: Saturday, March 12, 2011 12:05:22 PM

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That's a good one.
nicola
Posted: Saturday, March 12, 2011 1:42:12 PM

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laughing9 Funny.

I'd change the ending:

MORAL:
Never argue with a woman.
Catnip
Posted: Saturday, March 12, 2011 2:37:16 PM

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Hee hee hee!


redhotmommacita
Posted: Saturday, March 12, 2011 7:11:00 PM

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ROFLMAO



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TheLadyOfShalott
Posted: Sunday, March 13, 2011 9:06:24 PM

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nicola wrote:
laughing9 Funny.

I'd change the ending:

MORAL:
Never argue with a woman.


I second that.


~ "She left the web, she left the loom,
She made three paces through the room,
She saw the water-lily bloom,
She saw the helmet and the plume,
She look'd down to Camelot.
Out flew the web and floated wide;
The mirror crack'd from side to side;
"The curse is come upon me," cried
The Lady of Shalott. "
Kenny8227
Posted: Sunday, March 20, 2011 8:19:08 PM

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What a good and quick turn around
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