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In the movie theater, watching Rocky Horror Picture Show during my freshman year at college. I was far from the only girl in there doing that... 
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If it was Rocky Horror, maybe both guys and girls were doing that. 
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It was next to the church of my ex girlfriends lol and it wasn't with her.
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Going through a local drive-thru. The face on the cashier was priceless
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What's fellatio?
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The most vibrating BJ , I had from a 21 yr old girl who was my student at the corner of the staff room in our college.
Needless to say, we had a relationship for quite a long time after that.
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My grandmother's living room couch.... Yes, yes I know... I know... I apologize.. and NO, before you go there, it wasn't my grandmother herself, she was in Canada while i was house sitting and watching her cat, i brought my girlfriend with me after school, as i was still in school then, i puppy whined at her, my classic relationship code for  eventually i just convinced her to  under the condition that i be quick which she apparently thought was difficult.
"Think left, think right. Think low, think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!" ~ Dr. Seuss **** "O brave new world," he repeated. "O brave new world that has such people in it. Let's start at once." "You have a most peculiar way of talking sometimes," said Bernard, staring at the young man in perplexed astonishment. "And, anyhow, hadn't you better wait till you actually see the new world?" - Excerpt from Brave New World by Aldous Huxley 
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Tss tss Just be happy she didnt bite it off xD
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Zafia wrote:Somehow that does not surprise me D....LOL!
You know me that well already?
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Drive in movie while watching Batman of all movies! The girl I was with thought I was looking at Rachel Dawes too much so she decided she needed to do something to get my attention back.  She used to get jealous easy, but it worked for me lol.
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Zafia wrote:Hey guys....what is the craziest place you have ever received fellatio?  Fellatio...never heard of that? Any relation to Horation Hornblower...like maybe his little sister...Fellatio? Yeh...heard about her...Fellatio Hornblower...invented lip gloss I believe. Don't know about that but got a blowjob once while driving on a nice long road trip. 
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Craziest would also have to be the most dangerous. I was 19 and she was 16 and we were at her dad's house watching a movie on the couch in the family room. Her father, older brother (my age) and his friends were in another room playing video games. She pulled a throw blanket over our legs and laps and rested her head on my shoulder/neck and soon after her hand found its way down my pants (under the blanket). She jerked me off for awhile and then slowly her head started to creep lower and lower down my chest until she pulled me out of my pants and started going down on me. This was crazy and dangerous because not 15 feet away in the other room was her dad/bro and friends. We did kind of get caught though. There was a big window adjacent to us and I noticed movement out of the corner of my eye and turned to see another one of her older brothers friends peeking at us from outside. He came inside when he saw that I had spotted him watching us. He walked past the coach and said hello before going to play video games with the others. He never told her dad, so in the end we did not get in trouble. Funny thing though, he and I also knew each other from college as we both were freshmen at the same uni. I saw him the next Monday at school but he never said anything about seeing us.
 In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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Jason_NYC wrote:What's fellatio? a type of cream filled pastry
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I got it once in my gf's (at the time) church while she was supposed to be doing community service
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ali2teaseu wrote:Jason_NYC wrote:What's fellatio? a type of cream filled pastry Curious minds want to know: Custard based....Cream cheese based....orgasmicly whipped cream...in a...Long John...Crawler...Oscar Meyer-sicle...naughty Ali 
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Jason9035 wrote:ali2teaseu wrote:Jason_NYC wrote:What's fellatio? a type of cream filled pastry Curious minds want to know: Custard based....Cream cheese based....orgasmicly whipped cream...in a...Long John...Crawler...Oscar Meyer-sicle...naughty Ali Me naughty? 
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Ali's not naughty. In fact, she has a halo.
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Parking lot garage, next to the cashier's station. let's just say I got my car out for free.
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In my tiny car, an Austin-Healy Bugeye Sprite, in the driveway to her dorm, with dozens of people walking by. fortunately the windows were all fogged up! And I was all fucked up! Wonderful!
We're still doing it 49 years later, only we're much better at it.
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My high school sweet heart gave me head in a hospital patient waiting room once when visiting her.
The other place was standing at the foot of a waterfall I was showing to my babe during a walk in a forest.
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Change room at a department store.
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dressing room at a clothing store. (didn't get to finish though) 
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My wife gave me an awesome blowjob and we enjoyed an equally awesome fuck while I was a Marine standing duty in the "Ready Room" at my squadron years ago...
It was quite an unexpected thrill just knowing where we were and that someone might walk in...
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In a movie theater, her house (I was 16), in a prop during a musical on stage!!!
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College girlfriend's roommate, girlfriend's bed, with her in the next room. I should probably mention that it was her idea. :)
Making DoThis Old House
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i once gave a blowjob to a guy in a classroom in high school
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Probly either on a speeding bus gone midnight on the way home from a club, or under the stairs in the club, our the club carpark ... but can't remember what order they came in but they were great, getting kicked out of the club for the night wasnt so great tho ...
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The back of her van with her dad, mom, 2 brothers, 2 sisters, and her grandma in the van
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At a concert from a girl I met during the show. We snuck up to a vacant ramp where we still stood a good chance of getting caught.
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On the roof of a girlfriends parents lake house when in high school...while her parents were on the patio underneath us! She sucked me off in a lot of....odd places....
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