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LePush
Posted: Thursday, July 22, 2010 4:44:45 PM

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Location: Rocky Mountains
Women who behave rarely make history.



May your orgasms be multiple.
Charlese Le'Push
Jillicious
Posted: Thursday, July 22, 2010 11:19:04 PM

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Posts: 1,293


And to top it all off it's on a scooter.

Thousands of user submitted stories removed from the site. You are nothing without your users or their freely submitted stories.
Guest
Posted: Friday, July 23, 2010 10:13:35 AM

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I've seen a few. I had one that said Vicious Power Hungry Bitch.
Jacknife
Posted: Friday, July 23, 2010 1:21:34 PM

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Location: United Kingdom
The Popemobile: Bullets are real! Your God is Not!

Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 24, 2010 1:28:48 AM

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"If you can read this, thank a teacher
If you're reading it in English, thank a soldier"

I have this one on my car and it's the only one I've ever had on any of my vehicles.

Ling
Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 25, 2010 9:09:42 AM

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T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female


LePush
Posted: Monday, July 26, 2010 4:32:22 PM

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Location: Rocky Mountains
Do not metal in the affairs of dragons for you are tasty and good with ketchup

May your orgasms be multiple.
Charlese Le'Push
cmsouza729
Posted: Monday, July 26, 2010 6:54:16 PM

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Posts: 133
Location: Kent, United States
A guy I know has this one.

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

Yea, people tend to back off after reading it.
MrNudiePants
Posted: Monday, July 26, 2010 7:40:16 PM

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Posts: 2,141
Location: United States
I just saw this one this weekend:

"Back Off, or I'll Fart."



Guest
Posted: Monday, July 26, 2010 9:26:57 PM

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Posts: 537,401
MrNudiePants wrote:
I just saw this one this weekend:

"Back Off, or I'll Fart."



LOL ... should get that one for my brother! lol
Guest
Posted: Monday, July 26, 2010 10:08:51 PM

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infodog69
Posted: Wednesday, July 28, 2010 12:22:42 AM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 9/3/2009
Posts: 10
Location: southeast
Two of my all time favorites were:

My karma ran over my dogma!

And

I brake for hallucinations
Algol
Posted: Wednesday, July 28, 2010 5:28:39 AM

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Joined: 11/30/2008
Posts: 4,633
Location: In search of a warm place, United States


Algol

DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, July 28, 2010 5:50:32 AM

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Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,791
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
I could think of a few, but this one certainly holds true...




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ReallyHard
Posted: Wednesday, July 28, 2010 6:42:30 AM

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Joined: 2/6/2010
Posts: 248
Location: Earth
"This car protected by Smith & Wesson 3 days a week. Feel lucky?"

"Nuke the gay baby seals for Jesus"

Making Do

This Old House
LePush
Posted: Wednesday, July 28, 2010 9:37:49 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 7/12/2010
Posts: 59
Location: Rocky Mountains
All that glitters has a high reflective index.

One time at band camp

Squirrel Bait

May your orgasms be multiple.
Charlese Le'Push
LePush
Posted: Wednesday, July 28, 2010 9:39:50 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 7/12/2010
Posts: 59
Location: Rocky Mountains
VanGogh wrote:


T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female


God Yes

May your orgasms be multiple.
Charlese Le'Push
LePush
Posted: Wednesday, July 28, 2010 9:41:57 PM

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Posts: 59
Location: Rocky Mountains
Exakta66 wrote:
I could think of a few, but this one certainly holds true...



I think your signature quote should be a bumper sticker. hehe

May your orgasms be multiple.
Charlese Le'Push
relaxandrelease
Posted: Wednesday, July 28, 2010 11:16:59 PM

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Posts: 268
Location: Roanoke, United States
I saw one once that said: "My kid arrested your honor student"

Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
CLSW
Posted: Thursday, July 29, 2010 7:38:06 AM

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Location: Southern, United States
my favorite sticker is

SIT DOWN SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE RIDE


Get on Get in Enjoy the ride
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 29, 2010 8:07:06 AM

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NOTHING BEATS THE HUG FROM A CHILD WITH CEREBRAL PALSY AND I GET ONE DAILY

NOT BEING ABLE OT SPEAK IS NOT THE SAME AS HAVING NOTHING TO SAY

DISABILITY IS NOT ALWAYS VISIBLE
WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, July 31, 2010 8:33:43 AM

Rank: Constant Gardener

Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,299
Location: Cakeland, United States






If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
CuriousButterfly
Posted: Sunday, August 01, 2010 11:35:01 AM

Rank: Flirtatiously Fluttering

Joined: 7/19/2010
Posts: 2,428
Location: NOYB, Canada
DEKCUF ER’UOY SIHT DAER NAC UOY FI


spank

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 22, 2011 10:16:01 PM

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Driver Married Carrys No Cash
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 24, 2011 1:39:44 PM

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MY OTHER CAR IS A PIECE OF SHIT TOO
MMonroe
Posted: Thursday, March 24, 2011 2:59:57 PM

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Posts: 1,893
Location: United Kingdom
I couldnt upload it but i have a photo of one i took at a car show: No hands signals, driver wanking



*Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?*



TooTall
Posted: Thursday, March 24, 2011 3:10:50 PM

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Posts: 6
Location: London
ha mine is one i saw on a rustbucket of a car that said ''This car may be a slow heap of shit, But it in front of yours'' made me laugh. But could find a picture of it :(
MahlerSymphony
Posted: Thursday, March 24, 2011 4:23:28 PM

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Location: California, United States
Every Time You Vote Republican God Kills A Kitten
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 24, 2011 6:10:48 PM

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Posted: Saturday, March 26, 2011 2:05:23 PM

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