I drive a semi for a living, so I'm alone quite a bit. I usually masturbate before I go to sleep. I used to masturbate while driving( thank god for cruise control), but that was awhile ago. When I do it I hold the base of when I'm ready and this makes the orgasm more intense.

What is the question?

this is the second page of the thread, grey. the question is on the first page ;)

yea... that was a real fine way to begin our relationship as room mates. And that isn't even the worst time that I've been caught by somebody.

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Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.

Urg, this is embarassing, but, okay. I was at the beach one year with my friend and his family. We rented several rooms at a private condo along the shore. One evening, after a long day of "sight seeing" at the pool, I decided to partake in my favorite activity. There was a pratical reason to my line of thought, which was: I had a raging erection and didn't want to try going up the elevator three levels and then try to tactfully make my way past all of my friend's family, not to mention anybody who just so happens to want to ride on the elevator. So, I paddled my way over to one of the massaging jets in the pool. I had enjoyed a wonderful back massage using one of those earlier and had wondered what it would feel like, down there. I had to lift myself partially out of the water to get the best position for maximum pleasure. It felt GREAT! Soon, I got the tunnel vision of one who only wants to come to a climax. In an irrational state of mind, I slid my trunks down to my knees, so the feeling would be even better. Not to long after that, to my complete surprise, I heard a horrified voice behind me say, "What are you doing!?" I spun around to see a very attractive, bikini clad young woman I had met earlier standing at the edge of the pool stareing at me (or rather, farther down into the crystal clear water) with a towl in her hand and her mouth wide open. I moved to quickly pull up my trunks, and, being the smooth talker I am, I mumbled something along the lines of "nothing". She, now blushing, turned around and sat down on a chair with her back to me, head in her hands, as I exited the pool and beat a hasty retreat to my room.

Moral of the story: Pick a more secluded pool next time.

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Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.

Too true, I didn't even consider that. Thanks for the tip.

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Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.

Oh, I can laugh about it now. I started to as soon as I was able to slow my heart rate in my room. I love answering any questions or explaining something, I think it's hilarious, just a little embarassing, as you can imagine. But, I have to admit, it was very thrilling.

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Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.

I wrote a whole story here about the answer to this question. But I am but one "thinking penis" among many.

I mostly masturbate in my dorm room at the end of the day while thinking about my hot female professors lol.

Where: alone in bed or the restroom. When: Any time usually late at night. How: always with womens panties. How Often: 4-6 times aweek. When I came last: Last night and I will be again soon.

Twice a day on average.

Everywhere. Most notably, at school, at work, outside in public, on a public metro bus (dare from ex-gf), living room at gf's parents house. Back seat, under my coat on my lap during a road trip with my gf at the time and her best friend.

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In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade

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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.

when: whenever
Where: wherever
How: reading erotica
last time: five hours ago thinking of ellastar in one of the stories I read

how often ? 1-3 times a day
how do i do it ?jerk it , sometimes with lotion or silky panties

what gets
me stimulated ? porn,memories, or chatting to someone on lush (so help me out ladies)

last time i came ?well its still not dried up yet

I've masturbated in many places. I usually do it if I've been thinking intensley about a girl I saw recently, teacher, or fantasy, an erotic pic, story, encounter or TV show. I've done it at work, in school while sitting at my desk, in a hotel room, in bed, in the shower, while driving, in the forest, in the bathroom, in bed next to my girl while she slept. I do it with my hand or fingers or with soap, and I do it in cycles. Some weeks its a couple times a day others once a day and others a few times a week others a few times a month. The most I've ever done it was like four or five times in one day only because my balls ached because of doing it numerous times the day before. As a kid I used to just rub the cum into my abdomen until it disappeared but after while I had to lay a kleenex, tissue or paper towel down to catch it. The last time was four days ago only because I have a child at home who hasn't been away long enough to let me get it done but it was in the afternoon on our bed after work and a shower and before she came home from school. I've wanted to do it the last couple days but time won't allow it. I'm going to do it tonight though some how some way.

Always in the morning,,Mostly after my G.F. has starved me out of sex for enough days that my frustration starts effecting my job,,,2days ago after she went to work.