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fish1212
Posted: Wednesday, March 30, 2011 11:54:33 AM

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Ddbill
Posted: Friday, April 08, 2011 5:34:56 PM

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Driving home today, i saw a co worker with this on her bumper.

"Quit staring at my ass, Or i'll make you touch it."

I thought it was hilarious.
BicycleBum
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 5:37:20 PM

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"Warning: Horn activates brakes."

"Keep honking, I'm reloading."

"Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids."
LusciousLola
Posted: Saturday, April 09, 2011 8:06:36 PM

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If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!
HimesInu
Posted: Sunday, April 17, 2011 12:15:37 AM

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This might be a P.O.S., but I wouldn't know it since you bought it.


"So how does it feel to know that someones kid in the heart of America
Has blood on their hands, fighting to defend your rights
So you can maintain the lifestyle that insults this family's existence"


Security is mere illusion; yet in that illusion lies security.
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 18, 2011 7:14:30 AM

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CLSW wrote:
my favorite sticker is

SIT DOWN SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE RIDE


Gotta get one of those!
BicycleBum
Posted: Monday, April 18, 2011 2:46:21 PM

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Guest
Posted: Monday, April 18, 2011 4:21:49 PM

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Your village called. Their idiot is missing.
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 18, 2011 5:00:00 PM

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It was a t shirt, but it said

'Bomb Disposal Expert - If you see me running, try to keep up'
sunnygirl
Posted: Monday, April 18, 2011 5:47:58 PM

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if you can read this then back the fuck off

ask me anythin
tell me your secrets
becuase im here to be somebodys best friend
DUBOIS15801
Posted: Monday, April 18, 2011 7:09:01 PM

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Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun!
RubyRyder
Posted: Monday, April 18, 2011 11:03:37 PM

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"Tits on a Ritz....Mmmmm, good cracker!"

Ruby Ryder

"Elegant Erotica for Passionate People"
CellarDoor
Posted: Monday, April 18, 2011 11:10:11 PM

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love this one....























BicycleBum
Posted: Monday, April 18, 2011 11:31:05 PM

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 21, 2011 9:01:35 PM

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"All men are idiots, I married their king."
"The cops are looking for a hot women and a retard. They've already caught me, so grab your helmet and crayons and run!"
"Big Car = Little Penis, Smart Car = Sensitive, careing, and hung"
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Posted: Friday, April 22, 2011 8:58:21 PM

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"This car is constipated - won't pass a thing"

"This car will pass anything but a gas station"
-- My husband had a Chevelle like that :-o

Seen on the back of a 1966 Cadillac:
"Out of date but out of debt"
amplifiedstrength
Posted: Saturday, April 23, 2011 2:16:42 AM

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Hmmm....am I not allowed to post pictures yet, or something? I tried to post a picture of this...


God Was My Co-Pilot But
We Crashed In The Mountains
And I Had To Eat Him


redhot363236
Posted: Saturday, April 23, 2011 1:51:51 PM

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Psychoamazonwarbitchfromhell with an attitude
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 25, 2011 10:42:23 PM

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Guest
Posted: Monday, April 25, 2011 11:24:23 PM

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Give The Country Back To The Indians
They Know How To Fix It



Damn if that isn't truthful
Potlood
Posted: Tuesday, April 26, 2011 3:14:45 AM

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WellMadeMale
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I love little animals: They taste great!

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 26, 2011 7:29:34 PM

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I still think th ebest i ever saw was a vanity plate....hot chick driving a mercedes convertible....her lic. plate read....WAS-HIS
DLizze
Posted: Tuesday, May 03, 2011 11:39:30 PM

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Saw one on the way home from rehearsal this evening. It was a picture of the Baltimore Orioles (baseball team) mascot, with the words, "YANKEES GO HOME"

My all-time favorite was one I spotted on the campus of Western Maryland College: ESCHEW OBFUSCATION

I want to join the NRA, so I can get a bumper sticker that reads FEAR THE GOVERNMENT THAT FEARS YOUR GUNS Then I'm gonna modify it so it just reads, "Fear the Government"

I also want to get one that reads, I'M GAY AND I VOTE not because I'm gay (I'm not) but because I like the sentiment.

"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
garnie12
Posted: Monday, May 09, 2011 2:55:12 AM

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ddajn93
Posted: Friday, May 27, 2011 10:58:31 AM

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EAT DESSERT FIRST, LIFE IS SO INDEFINITE!
mdl
Posted: Saturday, May 28, 2011 2:38:22 PM

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Lfunny IF YOU GET MUCH CLOSER YOU WILL NEED A CONDOM!!

The damaged are dangerous because we know how to survive!!
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