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Like the good fuck tunes this thread is for those tunes that really ruin the mood when you're doing it.
so all in all this is basically a warning thread
I'm gonna get this ball rolling with this:
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yes this is bad tunes...some kinds maybe will appreciate it most especially the set up more on pink 
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next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Anything from The Chipmunks catalog of songs
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(Zippo in hand and waving my arm's in the air, like I just don't care)....c'mon everybody...she won't let me fuck, I Iiaayyy really need to bust a nut.
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Smack my bitch up...The Prodigy
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Daggy 80's music....Like 'I know what boy's like' by The Waitresses
It is just....wrong...plus, no beat, which is important for bonking.
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The Beer Barrel Polka...
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Ooooo, the WORST EVER!!!!
The Chicken Dance!!!!
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the bird is the word
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Any track that's too long. Then you will risk finishing, shock/horror, in only one song and you will never, ever hear the end of it. Believe me.
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obscura wrote:Any track that's too long. Then you will risk finishing, shock/horror, in only one song and you will never, ever hear the end of it. Believe me.   Brilliant.........so oviously no bonking to classical music for you :p XX BB
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As much as I fucking love Eurovision, I would not love fucking to Eurovision....
So...No Eurovision songs LMAO
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'The lion sleeps tonight' - especially if you haven't had a wax or shave for a couple of months LOL or 'my boyfriend's back' or 'all the small things' 
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WorkAlone wrote:Smack my bitch up...The Prodigy actually, this one's kind of on my top 10 list - sometimes you just want to have rough, nasty, no holds barred, bend me over the counter and fuck me til i scream sex. 
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JackFrosty wrote:the bird is the word Surfin' Bird by The Trashmen is definitely a poor choice... I think "Wipeout" by the Surfaris might be worse though...ever try to keep up with that one?
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sprite wrote:WorkAlone wrote:Smack my bitch up...The Prodigy actually, this one's kind of on my top 10 list - sometimes you just want to have rough, nasty, no holds barred, bend me over the counter and fuck me til i scream sex. Love it. I actually love the whole album. I guess I was stuck on Frosty's original thread about music for a first time and, between the lyrics and the pace, it's not exactly ideal for that. I stand corrected.
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The hits of Gilbert & Sullivan
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Inuit throat-singing.
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Any cover song from glee - hate that show
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The phantom of the opera song
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I wasn't going to share this, but what the hell LOL On a first date, I slept with a very nice, hot guy. Halfway through I put on the stereo, and just let whatever was on the ipod to play. It was Whitney Huston's 'I will always love you'. I didn't think anything of it until I never heard from him again. I don't know to this day, if I was just a bad fuck or the song scared the shit out of him  I am leaning towards the song
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Fugly wrote:I wasn't going to share this, but what the hell LOL On a first date, I slept with a very nice, hot guy. Halfway through I put on the stereo, and just let whatever was on the ipod to play. It was Whitney Huston's 'I will always love you'. I didn't think anything of it until I never heard from him again. I don't know to this day, if I was just a bad fuck or the song scared the shit out of him I am leaning towards the song The things I would do to have video of this night...
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Magical_felix wrote:Fugly wrote:I wasn't going to share this, but what the hell LOL On a first date, I slept with a very nice, hot guy. Halfway through I put on the stereo, and just let whatever was on the ipod to play. It was Whitney Huston's 'I will always love you'. I didn't think anything of it until I never heard from him again. I don't know to this day, if I was just a bad fuck or the song scared the shit out of him I am leaning towards the song The things I would do to have video of this night... Including having sex with someone with inuit throat singing in the background?  XX BB
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sprite wrote:WorkAlone wrote:Smack my bitch up...The Prodigy actually, this one's kind of on my top 10 list - sometimes you just want to have rough, nasty, no holds barred, bend me over the counter and fuck me til i scream sex. I agree... I love this song for rough, kinky, dominant sex. Definitely a classic top 10 pick. There is a really sensual part in the middle of the song with the female vocalizations that is super hot... lots of varied tempos for a great sex experience.
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I think hearing a woman singing "Ohhh I wish I had an Oscar Meyer wiener" during sex would be a bad fuck tune, right?
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lafayettemister wrote:I think hearing a woman singing "Ohhh I wish I had an Oscar Meyer wiener" during sex would be a bad fuck tune, right? Fuckin' Hell! Anything from the Titanic, Amazing Grace, and/or Free Willy soundtracks.
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Anything by Raffi or Sharon, Lois, and Bram
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