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JackFrosty
Posted: Tuesday, May 10, 2011 9:41:23 AM

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Like the good fuck tunes this thread is for those tunes that really ruin the mood when you're doing it.

so all in all this is basically a warning thread

I'm gonna get this ball rolling with this:

More-More Lovers - J-pop

dan17
Posted: Tuesday, May 10, 2011 8:46:07 PM

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yes this is bad tunes...some kinds maybe will appreciate it most especially the set up more on pinkangry9

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If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
WorkAlone
Posted: Thursday, May 12, 2011 10:36:13 PM

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Anything from The Chipmunks catalog of songs
Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 12, 2011 10:47:00 PM

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(Zippo in hand and waving my arm's in the air, like I just don't care)....c'mon everybody...she won't let me fuck, I Iiaayyy really need to bust a nut.
WorkAlone
Posted: Thursday, May 12, 2011 10:53:00 PM

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Smack my bitch up...The Prodigy
Guest
Posted: Friday, May 13, 2011 5:12:49 AM

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Daggy 80's music....Like 'I know what boy's like' by The Waitresses
It is just....wrong...plus, no beat, which is important for bonking.
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WorkAlone
Posted: Friday, May 13, 2011 9:02:20 PM

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The Beer Barrel Polka...
WorkAlone
Posted: Friday, May 13, 2011 9:04:24 PM

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Ooooo, the WORST EVER!!!!

The Chicken Dance!!!!

JackFrosty
Posted: Saturday, May 14, 2011 5:12:45 PM

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the bird is the word
obscura
Posted: Sunday, May 15, 2011 4:07:25 AM

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Any track that's too long. Then you will risk finishing, shock/horror, in only one song and you will never, ever hear the end of it. Believe me.

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Posted: Sunday, May 15, 2011 6:36:32 AM

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obscura wrote:
Any track that's too long. Then you will risk finishing, shock/horror, in only one song and you will never, ever hear the end of it. Believe me.

laughing3 hello1
Brilliant.........so oviously no bonking to classical music for you :p
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Posted: Sunday, May 15, 2011 6:37:44 AM

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As much as I fucking love Eurovision, I would not love fucking to Eurovision....
So...No Eurovision songs LMAO
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Fugly
Posted: Sunday, May 15, 2011 9:25:33 AM

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'The lion sleeps tonight' - especially if you haven't had a wax or shave for a couple of months LOL

or 'my boyfriend's back'

or 'all the small things' evil4
sprite
Posted: Sunday, May 15, 2011 12:15:12 PM

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WorkAlone wrote:
Smack my bitch up...The Prodigy


actually, this one's kind of on my top 10 list - sometimes you just want to have rough, nasty, no holds barred, bend me over the counter and fuck me til i scream sex. Whistle

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, May 15, 2011 2:30:05 PM

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JackFrosty wrote:
the bird is the word


Surfin' Bird by The Trashmen is definitely a poor choice...

I think "Wipeout" by the Surfaris might be worse though...ever try to keep up with that one?


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WorkAlone
Posted: Monday, May 16, 2011 12:28:53 AM

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sprite wrote:
WorkAlone wrote:
Smack my bitch up...The Prodigy


actually, this one's kind of on my top 10 list - sometimes you just want to have rough, nasty, no holds barred, bend me over the counter and fuck me til i scream sex. Whistle


Love it. I actually love the whole album. I guess I was stuck on Frosty's original thread about music for a first time and, between the lyrics and the pace, it's not exactly ideal for that. I stand corrected.
JackFrosty
Posted: Monday, May 16, 2011 12:06:44 PM

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The hits of Gilbert & Sullivan

WorkAlone
Posted: Monday, May 16, 2011 12:25:42 PM

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Inuit throat-singing.
JackFrosty
Posted: Tuesday, May 17, 2011 5:38:00 PM

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Any cover song from glee - hate that show
JackFrosty
Posted: Tuesday, May 17, 2011 5:40:53 PM

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The phantom of the opera song
Fugly
Posted: Tuesday, May 17, 2011 8:13:22 PM

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I wasn't going to share this, but what the hell LOL

On a first date, I slept with a very nice, hot guy. Halfway through I put on the stereo, and just let whatever was on the ipod to play. It was Whitney Huston's 'I will always love you'.

I didn't think anything of it until I never heard from him again. I don't know to this day, if I was just a bad fuck or the song scared the shit out of him Lfunny I am leaning towards the song Whistle
Magical_felix
Posted: Tuesday, May 17, 2011 9:33:03 PM

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Fugly wrote:
I wasn't going to share this, but what the hell LOL

On a first date, I slept with a very nice, hot guy. Halfway through I put on the stereo, and just let whatever was on the ipod to play. It was Whitney Huston's 'I will always love you'.

I didn't think anything of it until I never heard from him again. I don't know to this day, if I was just a bad fuck or the song scared the shit out of him Lfunny I am leaning towards the song Whistle


The things I would do to have video of this night...



Guest
Posted: Monday, May 23, 2011 7:29:33 AM

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Magical_felix wrote:
Fugly wrote:
I wasn't going to share this, but what the hell LOL

On a first date, I slept with a very nice, hot guy. Halfway through I put on the stereo, and just let whatever was on the ipod to play. It was Whitney Huston's 'I will always love you'.

I didn't think anything of it until I never heard from him again. I don't know to this day, if I was just a bad fuck or the song scared the shit out of him Lfunny I am leaning towards the song Whistle


The things I would do to have video of this night...


Including having sex with someone with inuit throat singing in the background?laughing8
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Buz
Posted: Tuesday, May 31, 2011 12:15:29 PM

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I wouldn't want to fuck to heavy metal or rap!!!

Dancing_Doll
Posted: Tuesday, May 31, 2011 12:50:47 PM

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sprite wrote:
WorkAlone wrote:
Smack my bitch up...The Prodigy


actually, this one's kind of on my top 10 list - sometimes you just want to have rough, nasty, no holds barred, bend me over the counter and fuck me til i scream sex. Whistle


I agree... I love this song for rough, kinky, dominant sex. Definitely a classic top 10 pick.

There is a really sensual part in the middle of the song with the female vocalizations that is super hot... lots of varied tempos for a great sex experience.


lafayettemister
Posted: Tuesday, May 31, 2011 1:01:53 PM

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I think hearing a woman singing "Ohhh I wish I had an Oscar Meyer wiener" during sex would be a bad fuck tune, right?





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TracyAmes
Posted: Tuesday, May 31, 2011 1:59:36 PM

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lafayettemister wrote:
I think hearing a woman singing "Ohhh I wish I had an Oscar Meyer wiener" during sex would be a bad fuck tune, right?

Fuckin' Hell! Lfunny

Anything from the Titanic, Amazing Grace, and/or Free Willy soundtracks.

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Posted: Wednesday, June 01, 2011 7:21:39 AM

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Anything by Raffi or Sharon, Lois, and Bram
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