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sluttpuppy milks prostates for a sperm bank
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julie always tastes the sperm for me to make sure it is of good quality
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ginger is really cinnamon
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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and adele is truely vanilla
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Naughty Nurse is really a Welsh Miner called Barry who wears womens clothes of a weekend
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gallexi is really a 4'2" midget
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Adele is the all American Mixed Topless Darts Champion
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How did you know??
gallexi lives in a box in an alley and the blanket is his only bed
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Adele's name really stands for "All day every lover ejaculates"
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ash is really a 53 year old prostitute, very familiar with lovers' ejaculating
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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adele gives free hand jobs to the elderly every other wednesday
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Slickdick's dick isn't truly slick.
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Ashley stayed up for three days straight playing Duck Hunt and still has nightmares about that dog laughing at her.
They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine...
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Java is actually a tea totaller... who knew??
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Hobbhorn doesn't hike, EVER. He actually hates it.
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Ashley should know, she spends her free time shacking up with him...
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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And Naughtynurse is jealous of Ashely...
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Lmfao, I loved the last two posts.
Rotsen is jealous of me, too, and is going to create a devious plan with naughtynurse to join in with hobbhorn and I.
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Rotsen is obsessed with rottweilers, rotten tomatoes, roto rooters, Rotterdam and rotavirus. We should be grateful his name doesn't start with "Fuc"
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yes it is a good thing her name doesn't start with fuc, because then hap would not have been able to find even one wrod in the standard dictionary where he had to go to find all the other words.
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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adele thinks she was fired from her job because she came to work in her home made rope bra and kept icing her nipples so they would stand strong, but it was really due to her shoddy work, the kind evidenced by the fact that she didn't bother to check in rotsen's profile that he is not the woman in the front of his avatar but the guy with his hand down her jeans.
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rosten is lying, she really is the girl.
(sorry, not first time, probably not last time)
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No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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If Adele untied that rope, her boobie would fall off and then she really WOULD need that ice
They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine...
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ladyjava's ass is really kinda droopy so for this pic she shoved a hot pepper inside.it made her pucker up and sweat resulting in this sexy pic
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LMAO! slutpuppy's carpet doesnt match the drapes. Or does she have hardwood floors? Show us!!!
They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine...
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LadyJava's ass isn't amazing. (Yes this is the biggest fucking lie of the century.)
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Ashley works in a doctor's office filling out false Medicare forms.
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Ashley fills them out for hap:he is looking to get his penis extension covered by m/c
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Is only a nurse in porn movies -- but WHAT a nurse, can make any man feel better!
[Nice new avatar]
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Hap has my entire collection! thanks, i love my corsets!
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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