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SusanEngland
Posted: Friday, March 02, 2007 3:01:47 AM

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Things My Mother Taught Me

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside...I’ve just finished cleaning in here."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet!

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't behave, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME IRONY.

"Stop that crying or I'll give you something to cry about."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until you clean your plate."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT WEATHER.

"It looks like a cyclone hit this room."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT BE ABOUT HYPOCRISY.

"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times...don't exaggerate!"

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!"

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father."

If you hurt yourself, and break your leg....Don't come running to me.

Kylie69
Posted: Friday, March 09, 2007 5:02:41 PM

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"Because I said so" - lol - I must have heard that a thousand times if not more in my informative years!
ToxicKisses
Posted: Thursday, August 05, 2010 1:13:39 PM

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"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!"
That particular one will always apply. Even when they hit the little old lady stage of life, you don't push it.

Dare to get poisoned? Then try kissing me...
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mercianknight
Posted: Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:11:38 AM

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I remember hearing every single one of those. hello1

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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